If there is a kind and merciful god in this world, then this bitch will set herself on fire next time she does fire-spinning.

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I'd actually like to see Murray spot Serena "advantage" in every game and see how she'd do. I think she'd still lose 6-2 6-2. But it'd be entertaining for at least the first set.

They should do it for a couple of their favorite charities, one in the US, one in the UK.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Dumbass slob Julie needs to simply be pointed to track and field records. The worlds best women's atheletes can't even beat high school boys records in Illinois.

That fat bitch needs to get a life.

And when you think about it, no one ever degrades, or in JDC's terms, "bags" the female gender for the obvious performance differences...it's just a given. The only people bringing it up are people like Julie and that idiot NPR interviewer who goaded McEnroe.

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I think its far more likely a woman could have an effective novelty pitch than to make it in center field. I agree some may be fast and agile enough to cover it, but I would set her BA at .050 and still play the under.

Jumping in without reading back much but some sort of freakish Brittney Griner type could exist and hit maybe?

britney griner couldn't make an nba roster

Griner couldn't make Simeon's varsity boys team

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Were talking about baseball though. The point is a woman could have the physicality to hit major league pitching

I don't think so.

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Communists are just people who are terrible at capitalism.

To be fair, I don't think Dan Bernstein can either

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Don't know if she was able to turn on the 100 mph pitches later, or even 80, but she looks good smacking balls around at 60 mph:

I just don't see it happening. Start with the bat, best i can find the lightest bats used in MLB were by Tony Gwynn and Rod Carew and they were 29oz and 32 inches long.

The heaviest NCAA softball bat I'm seeing is 24oz on a 33 inch bat.

I just can't see them being able to barrel up pitches with the heavier bat.

Wrong thread. The thread for talking about our greatest sports achievements in life is in the general section.

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I couldn't find the other thread.
Sadly though, you may be correct. Or it is tied with my hole in one at Par King's skyscraper hole.

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What did you bet her?

I missed out on a prime opportunity.

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Julie RT'd this story, ostensibly as evidence for her theory that a woman could hang around the minor leagues:

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/07/16/242 ... -the-1950s

Making her first start of the year on Saturday, Stacy Piagno picked up a much more important first: a "W." The U.S. Women's National Team member and pitcher for the independent Sonoma Stompers had pitched twice in relief this year, but got the nod against the Pittsburg Diamonds.

She easily dispatched them. Piagno pitched seven innings, surrendering only one run and four hits in the Stompers' 16-1 victory. She also added four strikeouts and retired the final 11 batters she faced.

....Piagno wasn't the only woman to find success on the field on Saturday: Kelsie Whitmore started in left field and collected her first hit of ths season.

There's also a video:

https://twitter.com/SonomaStompers/stat ... 6465062916

That's a 70mph fastball, tops.

Also, calling the 4-team Pacific Association of Professional Baseball Clubs "pro ball" is more than a bit generous. Hell, even calling them "independent ball" is a bit of a stretch. This is barely removed from a beer league.

From a 2014 article

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/sports/243 ... artslide=0

Spread out evenly, that is $625 per month per player/coach. Very "Pro".

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Independent baseball is a grift. Have we forgotten about the Lake County Fielders?

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@JulieDiCaro
I really like knowing Ann Coulter flies coach.

Yeah ....but I bet she paid for it HERSELF!!!!

Who?

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If it wasn't for independant league baseball I couldn't see Buff Bagwell on a Thursday night in Crestwood!

You say that like it's a positive.

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I dont go in too hard (HI CAIRO) on these hypothetical discussions involving body type comparisons but Im pretty sure there are women as strong as the average MLBer.

The owner of the Schaumburg Flyers tried to start a new Northern League team in Zion because Schaumburg got sick of him not paying bills. Then Zion never built the stadium they promised, the announcer quit on the air because he wasn't getting paid, the team got kicked out of the league and had to play the end of their schedule against a beer league team from Kenosha. Back when I was doing creative for WXLC/WKRS I sat in on the meetings they had for promotions and stuff and got such a bad vibe. It was a tremendous shitshow.

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Remember , Julie thinks there's a special place in hell for women who attack other women. Unless its the icky conservative ones . Then it's game on. This is also the woman who went on a multi page twitter rant against United the day she ditched her kid on his birthday to fly for the fantasy football draft

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I hear Big Poppa Pump is a fun steroid and alcohol fueled man to run with

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Apparently she is going to be drunk tweeting. This should be good.

Maybe she will finally solicit a BBC booty call for her BBW self

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