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Agreed.

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Julie DiCaro‏Verified account @JulieDiCaro

This is your yearly reminder that Colombus discovered nothing, never set foot in the US, and was a genocidal maniac we shouldn't celebrate.





https://twitter.com/JulieDiCaro/status/ ... 3216684032

^^^

I think everyone expected that Tweet as well as the inevitable one before Halloween telling people which costumes are offensive and cultural appropriation.

She is like the history teacher from Dazed and Confused on the last day of school... but disgusting, awful and overall revolting in all ways.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

this triggered manatee is perfect, she is the perfect fugly loser, do you think she makes like 35 grand a year with a shitty cbs health care plan, she should do us all a favor and drink peak anti freeze until she expires


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sabu

She is correct though. No one named "Colombus" did anything worth noting.

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What a dumb fat slob.

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Have you guys forgiven her yet for thinking there were 3 MLB games instead of 4 MLB games?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Nothing says commitment like Peak.

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You do understand it is her job to know that, right?

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When did BRick become beta?

Brick was always a beta. Then he had a brief period of time when he grew a ball sack and realized what a Caller Bob JDC was. Now apparently, his ball sack retreated back into his vagina cause he's back on the pro-JDC team

Sad.

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I'm not on her team. I think she definitely deserved at least 4 days worth of scorn for not knowing there were 4 MLB games instead of 3 MLB games. The question is how long do we hold it against her?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Don't they still play ummm "other" update peoples malaprops, etc quite regularly? So I'm thinking 15 years or so.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I can't until it's 15 years from now and we can laugh at how hilarious it was that Julie thought there were 3 MLB games on a day when instead there were 4 MLB games on a day.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

If you can not provide the correct information on sporting events then what the hell are you there for? When you do fuck something up then at least correct it.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

to be fair, George O got a lot of attention when he screwed up because he was so preening in doing so, which made it immeasurably more funny. The nameless, faceless update guys, it's not as funny. Hence why it's somewhat funnier when Julie screws up, as someone who calls an inordinate amount of attention onto herself on twitter.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Confession: I never really thought of Nightcap as meaning the last game of the day. Just that it was at night.

But then again, it's not my JOB to know.

Boobs

They still play other people's screw ups from that same hour. You don't need to call Sherlock Holmes for this one guys.

Imagine if Julie gave us "Skip Perry, Skip Caray, whose pappy was the legendary Harry and whose son is Skip, died in his sleep last night, make that his son Chip," and no one could use it because HR would get complaints.

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Have any of her malaprops been that funny?

Or are they just run of the mill fuck-ups?

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DiCaro's foul ups have been replayed by both S&P and B&G.

In house foul ups aren't played nearly as often now. Could be partly due to life post Terry.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I think she's had one or two eye-poppers chronicled somewhere in this 500+ page behemoth but most of her fuckups are just getting details wrong, no gems like "meet the Score's Anne Maxfield between 12 and noon" or "he'd look pretty good on the back end of Lou Piniella's staff."

EDIT: "the NCAA has contacted the NFL about Colin Kaepernick" was the last Shorty George-level gaffe

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Or Tommy Williams reporting the death of racing star Ayrton Senna. (Wasn't a fuckup per se, just unintentionally hilarious in the delivery.)

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Meanwhile, in Bologna...

People who never heard that really need to hear it in Tommy William's voice/delivery, as you said, for the full effect.