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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I love you, LoHo.

Always have. Always will.

Poor Leery! I get it, but don't be such a putz abour it, Laurence.

Also Sending love.

Wha happen??

Laurence was pondering whether people love him in his discussion of Charlottesville.

He's as bad as Julie.

No one cares, Laurence.

I just want to be in his will.

Dude makes $536,429/year.

Betting he talked about comic books and super heroes like the nerd always does.

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I love you, LoHo.

Always have. Always will.

Poor Leery! I get it, but don't be such a putz abour it, Laurence.

Also Sending love.

Wha happen??

Laurence was pondering whether people love him in his discussion of Charlottesville.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I love you, LoHo.

Always have. Always will.

Poor Leery! I get it, but don't be such a putz abour it, Laurence.

Also Sending love.

Wha happen??

Laurence was pondering whether people love him in his discussion of Charlottesville.

I love him because he can throw a football 60 yards. That's what he said last Thursday or Friday.

A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe.

Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt

rogers park bryan wrote:

A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe.

Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt

Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry.

Big Gunt wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe.

Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt

Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry.

It really isn't the same as high school baseball either. I played in the summer at Riis Park for several years while in high school for a team that featured several Loyola U players (De Paul was their big rival). Most of them didn't make a high school varsity team. The club team was no cut and seemed more like extended little league. I'm not knocking it as it is probably a lot of fun for a college kid with an interest in the game but not a desire for sports to be the focal point of his college career. It's just that Sir is fibbing a little in his storytelling.

I think Laurence played at Homewood-Flossmoore. It isn't surprising that he would be a top player for the club team.

The way he talks about it kind of fits in with his gilding the lilly on his college options as well. The guy got in to Yale but went to De Paul. Ok!

good dolphin wrote:

Big Gunt wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe.

Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt

Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry.

Of all the lies he's told, that one about getting into Yale and choosing De Paul is his greatest. I don't even know how you say that with a straight face. But Larry is one of those types.

That would be like me saying Jessica Alba wanted to marry me but I chose Melissa McCarthy.

Right. But I still don't believe Yale accepted him.

You're smarter than Larry and all you got was Illinois.

Doc: Hey!!!!

Beardown wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Big Gunt wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe.

Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt

Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry.

Some people apply even knowing that they may not be able to afford it. I got into some places for undergrad that I couldn't afford and couldn't get the financial assistance I'd need to go.

I think it's odd that that story is one people have an issue with.

Beardown wrote:

Right. But I still don't believe Yale accepted him.

You're smarter than Larry and all you got was Illinois.

Doc: Hey!!!!

My wife went to high school with Melissa McCarthy if you want to meet her.

How was the club team at U of I?

No thanks. Get a new wife that went to school with Jessica Alba and I'll take you up on that offer.

Beardown wrote:

No thanks. Get a new wife that went to school with Jessica Alba and I'll take you up on that offer.

Hey, honey, my internet friend Beardown says we should get divorced because he has a hard time meeting women...

Not true. I meet them. I just can't get them to stop throwing drinks in my face or taking a swing at me. Just for saying "hello".

Beardown wrote:

Not true. I meet them. I just can't get them to stop throwing drinks in my face or taking a swing at me. Just for saying "hello".

I don't think that meets the definition of "meeting".

Sounds more like "accosting".

Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure...

Big Gunt wrote:

Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure...

He looks like the before picture in an orthodontist's office.

ey! it's like da weight loss commercial! before? an WAY before

Big Gunt wrote:

Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure...

He looks like the before picture in an orthodontist's office.

Author:	thewatcher [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:09 am ]
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Betting he talked about comic books and super heroes like the nerd always does.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:24 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: formerlyknownas wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I love you, LoHo. Always have. Always will. Poor Leery! I get it, but don't be such a putz abour it, Laurence. Also Sending love. Wha happen?? Laurence was pondering whether people love him in his discussion of Charlottesville. He's as bad as Julie. No one cares, Laurence. I just want to be in his will. Dude makes $536,429/year. I guess you are just counting his annual salary from the Score $536,429 Score salary $50,000 Score related appearances and live reads $100,000 severance from NBC $75,000 severance from 120 Sports $150,000 as De Paul professor $250,000 as De Paul announcer

Author:	Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:57 am ]
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thewatcher wrote: Betting he talked about comic books and super heroes like the nerd always does. I don't care for comic books, but that might be the one endearing thing about him. He embraces that side of himself whereas if Goff were a comic book nerd, he would hide that secret to keep up his tough guy credibility. Holmes just feels more like a real person because he embraces that comic book/sci-fi nerd side of himself.

Author:	stinkfist [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:27 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: formerlyknownas wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I love you, LoHo. Always have. Always will. Poor Leery! I get it, but don't be such a putz abour it, Laurence. Also Sending love. Wha happen?? Laurence was pondering whether people love him in his discussion of Charlottesville. I love him because he can throw a football 60 yards. That's what he said last Thursday or Friday.

Author:	Tad Queasy [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:33 pm ]
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stinkfist wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Juice's Lecture Notes wrote: formerlyknownas wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I love you, LoHo. Always have. Always will. Poor Leery! I get it, but don't be such a putz abour it, Laurence. Also Sending love. Wha happen?? Laurence was pondering whether people love him in his discussion of Charlottesville. I love him because he can throw a football 60 yards. That's what he said last Thursday or Friday. Lyin' Laurence at it again. Sad.

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Author:	jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:59 pm ]
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If he could throw it as far as his "big man" bullshit,he would be in the NFL.

Author:	Big Gunt [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:58 pm ]
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Lyin' Laurence!??!!? You mean how he "almost" got drafted as a catcher 'cause someone saw him on his college club team?!?!??

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:01 pm ]
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A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe. Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt

Author:	Big Gunt [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:05 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe. Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:30 pm ]
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Big Gunt wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe. Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry. It really isn't the same as high school baseball either. I played in the summer at Riis Park for several years while in high school for a team that featured several Loyola U players (De Paul was their big rival). Most of them didn't make a high school varsity team. The club team was no cut and seemed more like extended little league. I'm not knocking it as it is probably a lot of fun for a college kid with an interest in the game but not a desire for sports to be the focal point of his college career. It's just that Sir is fibbing a little in his storytelling. I think Laurence played at Homewood-Flossmoore. It isn't surprising that he would be a top player for the club team. The way he talks about it kind of fits in with his gilding the lilly on his college options as well. The guy got in to Yale but went to De Paul. Ok!

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:50 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote: Big Gunt wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe. Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry. It really isn't the same as high school baseball either. I played in the summer at Riis Park for several years while in high school for a team that featured several Loyola U players (De Paul was their big rival). Most of them didn't make a high school varsity team. The club team was no cut and seemed more like extended little league. I'm not knocking it as it is probably a lot of fun for a college kid with an interest in the game but not a desire for sports to be the focal point of his college career. It's just that Sir is fibbing a little in his storytelling. I think Laurence played at Homewood-Flossmoore. It isn't surprising that he would be a top player for the club team. The way he talks about it kind of fits in with his gilding the lilly on his college options as well. The guy got in to Yale but went to De Paul. Ok! Of all the lies he's told, that one about getting into Yale and choosing De Paul is his greatest. I don't even know how you say that with a straight face. But Larry is one of those types. That would be like me saying Jessica Alba wanted to marry me but I chose Melissa McCarthy.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:53 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: good dolphin wrote: Big Gunt wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe. Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry. It really isn't the same as high school baseball either. I played in the summer at Riis Park for several years while in high school for a team that featured several Loyola U players (De Paul was their big rival). Most of them didn't make a high school varsity team. The club team was no cut and seemed more like extended little league. I'm not knocking it as it is probably a lot of fun for a college kid with an interest in the game but not a desire for sports to be the focal point of his college career. It's just that Sir is fibbing a little in his storytelling. I think Laurence played at Homewood-Flossmoore. It isn't surprising that he would be a top player for the club team. The way he talks about it kind of fits in with his gilding the lilly on his college options as well. The guy got in to Yale but went to De Paul. Ok! Of all the lies he's told, that one about getting into Yale and choosing De Paul is his greatest. I don't even know how you say that with a straight face. But Larry is one of those types. That would be like me saying Jessica Alba wanted to marry me but I chose Melissa McCarthy. Some people apply even knowing that they may not be able to afford it. I got into some places for undergrad that I couldn't afford and couldn't get the financial assistance I'd need to go. I think it's odd that that story is one people have an issue with.

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:55 pm ]
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Right. But I still don't believe Yale accepted him. You're smarter than Larry and all you got was Illinois. Doc: Hey!!!!

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:58 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: good dolphin wrote: Big Gunt wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe. Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry. It really isn't the same as high school baseball either. I played in the summer at Riis Park for several years while in high school for a team that featured several Loyola U players (De Paul was their big rival). Most of them didn't make a high school varsity team. The club team was no cut and seemed more like extended little league. I'm not knocking it as it is probably a lot of fun for a college kid with an interest in the game but not a desire for sports to be the focal point of his college career. It's just that Sir is fibbing a little in his storytelling. I think Laurence played at Homewood-Flossmoore. It isn't surprising that he would be a top player for the club team. The way he talks about it kind of fits in with his gilding the lilly on his college options as well. The guy got in to Yale but went to De Paul. Ok! Of all the lies he's told, that one about getting into Yale and choosing De Paul is his greatest. I don't even know how you say that with a straight face. But Larry is one of those types. That would be like me saying Jessica Alba wanted to marry me but I chose Melissa McCarthy. Some people apply even knowing that they may not be able to afford it. I got into some places for undergrad that I couldn't afford and couldn't get the financial assistance I'd need to go. I think it's odd that that story is one people have an issue with. How was the club team at U of I?

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Author:	Beardown [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:59 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: Right. But I still don't believe Yale accepted him. You're smarter than Larry and all you got was Illinois. Doc: Hey!!!! My wife went to high school with Melissa McCarthy if you want to meet her. No thanks. Get a new wife that went to school with Jessica Alba and I'll take you up on that offer.

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:06 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: No thanks. Get a new wife that went to school with Jessica Alba and I'll take you up on that offer. Hey, honey, my internet friend Beardown says we should get divorced because he has a hard time meeting women... Not true. I meet them. I just can't get them to stop throwing drinks in my face or taking a swing at me. Just for saying "hello". I think Jessica Alba would be different, though. She would like me.

Author:	formerlyknownas [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:26 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: Not true. I meet them. I just can't get them to stop throwing drinks in my face or taking a swing at me. Just for saying "hello". I don't think that meets the definition of "meeting". Sounds more like "accosting".

Author:	SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:51 pm ]
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chained to the radiator and still throwing drinks in his face. feisty woman!

Author:	Beardown [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:58 pm ]
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Good ones. You guys get me good all the time.

Author:	Big Gunt [ Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:24 pm ]
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Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure...

Author:	Tad Queasy [ Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:41 pm ]
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Big Gunt wrote: Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure... He looks like the before picture in an orthodontist's office.

Author:	Beardown [ Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:44 pm ]
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Big Gunt wrote: Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure... Her: Since I was a little girl, I always wanted to marry a black guy. But I never thought it would be one like him. Am I really gonna do this? Him: Baby!!!!! I look good. She ok.

Author:	denisdman [ Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:47 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote: Big Gunt wrote: Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure... He looks like the before picture in an orthodontist's office. Lol or a weight watchers commercial.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:11 pm ]
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ey! it's like da weight loss commercial! before? an WAY before

Author:	Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:20 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote: ey! it's like da weight loss commercial! before? an WAY before Hey Ton, you hear what I said?

Author:	312player [ Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:39 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote: Big Gunt wrote: Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure... He looks like the before picture in an orthodontist's office.