It is currently Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:08 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 15 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:11 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 8:50 pm
Posts: 5954
pizza_Place: PizzaHut
next to Mitch Rosen. Discuss!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:12 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
Posts: 31935
Location: Wrigley
pizza_Place: Warren Buffet of Cock
Goff followed by Hanley. It's an ugly lot.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:23 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:30 am
Posts: 1497
pizza_Place: Bianchis
Dicaro followed by Spiegel

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
Ah, Lemonparty, the 8th sacrament.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 79851
Laugh at les all you want. The guy has found multiple women to marry him...guy must have an armadillo in his pants

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:58 pm 
Offline

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:34 pm
Posts: 340
good dolphin wrote:
Laugh at les all you want. The guy has found multiple women to marry him...guy must have an armadillo in his pants


They're called media guides...


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 5:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 8:50 pm
Posts: 5954
pizza_Place: PizzaHut
Les spends lots of money on his ladies because he saves 10,000 dollars a year swarming the food in the media room hours before the game


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:05 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:45 pm
Posts: 516
according to my people


he also will take a water bottle from hawks games, which is given freely to the media, drink the water, keep the bottle and the cap


then he fills the bottle or bottles up with soda from the coke fountain (which is one of those custom fountains you see at the cinema with the custom flavors and shit),
then he seals up the water bottle and takes the water bottles filled with the absconded soda pop into his bag and takes them off to the score for his late
shift after the hawks games.


total class that guy

later
sabu


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:18 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
Posts: 54157
Location: Pearl Harbor, Waukesha, and other things that make no sense
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
So Les is stealing 36 ounces of soda from the guy who virtually controls all liquor distribution in the state of Illinois. What a monster!

_________________
Molly Lambert wrote:
The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:35 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 101522
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's
sabu wrote:
according to my people


he also will take a water bottle from hawks games, which is given freely to the media, drink the water, keep the bottle and the cap


then he fills the bottle or bottles up with soda from the coke fountain (which is one of those custom fountains you see at the cinema with the custom flavors and shit),
then he seals up the water bottle and takes the water bottles filled with the absconded soda pop into his bag and takes them off to the score for his late
shift after the hawks games.


total class that guy

later
sabu
This has to be one of the strangest posts in board history.

_________________
ltg wrote:
[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:45 pm
Posts: 516
Curious Hair wrote:
So Les is stealing 36 ounces of soda from the guy who virtually controls all liquor distribution in the state of Illinois. What a monster!



oh ok, so you like to to work, and they have free birthday cake at work for something, I guess you take a few slices home for the road, or if they are handing out
beers or soda at work as a courtesy, you take a few home with you.

ok deadbeat, class begets class

later
sabu


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:29 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 79851
but his taking the soda doesn't prevent anyone from drinking their fill. There is almost literally an unending supply.

Nothing wrong with a road soda

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:35 pm
Posts: 10538
Location: Lindenhurst
pizza_Place: 1. Aurelio's 2. Pizano's
sabu wrote:
according to my people


he also will take a water bottle from hawks games, which is given freely to the media, drink the water, keep the bottle and the cap


then he fills the bottle or bottles up with soda from the coke fountain (which is one of those custom fountains you see at the cinema with the custom flavors and shit),
then he seals up the water bottle and takes the water bottles filled with the absconded soda pop into his bag and takes them off to the score for his late
shift after the hawks games.


total class that guy

later
sabu


So what you're saying is Les is quirky?
wow....I'm stunned. Who knew!

_________________
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 88693
Location: To the left of my post
sabu wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
So Les is stealing 36 ounces of soda from the guy who virtually controls all liquor distribution in the state of Illinois. What a monster!



oh ok, so you like to to work, and they have free birthday cake at work for something, I guess you take a few slices home for the road, or if they are handing out
beers or soda at work as a courtesy, you take a few home with you.

ok deadbeat, class begets class

later
sabu
If the cake cost a penny and they had massive amounts of it then go ahead and take it home.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81627
sabu wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
So Les is stealing 36 ounces of soda from the guy who virtually controls all liquor distribution in the state of Illinois. What a monster!



oh ok, so you like to to work, and they have free birthday cake at work for something, I guess you take a few slices home for the road, or if they are handing out
beers or soda at work as a courtesy, you take a few home with you.

ok deadbeat, class begets class

later
sabu

Some of my old fellow employees would bring tupperware when a broker bought pizza for everyone.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:26 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:07 pm
Posts: 7907
Location: A large oak tree.
pizza_Place: Nowhere
One of the higher ups at the firm I worked at wound tell me to grab a box on the way out or we would be on the table the next day. There were some weeks I lived off that broker pizza.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 15 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group