Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Agreed. Incredibly standoffish. Mac straight out said that I helped to put Speigal on his radar when he was looking for a new sidekick and Spiegs was sitting in California unemployed. When I went up to him just to say hi, he couldn't have been more disinterested and used his girlfriend as a shield from the masses, literally holding her to his chest as a separation.

And I know it is awkward talking with someone new but everyone else at the place seemed to be able to function. I went in not knowing a single person and I left stealing spanky's beer. Great time. Hell, I even had a pretty long conversation with Mac's wife.