LoHo v Ranger !!!!!!

Beardown · **Joined:** Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm **Posts:** 33838

Ranger wrote:

Any MLB play-by-play gig would be nice, actually.

Hell yeah. I'm sure, even in the smallest market, it pays at least 100k. I'll bet that Yankees D-Bag "play by play" guy gets the most. Probably 750k. Wht does Farmer make, Ranger? I'm guessing 350k. Rooney wanted 500k and Reinsdorf told him "good luck in St Louis". :lol:

I'm workin' on it Ranger. I'll get you one. :wink:

Drop In · **Posted:** Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:58 pm

Beardown will be the Scott Boras of basement entertainment agents.

Beardown · **Joined:** Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm **Posts:** 33838

Bob Uecker is in one of the smallest markets in Milwaukee, but I'll bet the Brewers pay him nicely cuz he's been there forever and he's a legend. He's at least 500k I'll bet. But he's worked his way up to that obviously. Guys like him get paid well even if the money is not worth their audience numbers and the advertising revenue. Breweres can make it up with their other revenue streams and still afford to pay a legend like him. 500k is manageable. Hell, you waste that and some on a bad player's contract every year.

Plus really good team announcers are an extension of a team's marketing campaign. Guys like Bob Uecker sell tickets just by being Bob Uecker. So he's worth more even if the Brewers don't have a big radio audience. Farmer and DJ, for example, don't sell one god damn ticket for being themselves. Sox fans don't love them, most dislike them. At best, a small majority just tolerate them.

I remember Tom Paciorek saying that the Nationals are cheap bastards with their TV and radio guys. They pay them the lowest in MLB. Paciorek worked there for a couple of years.

Ranger · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:35 pm **Posts:** 418

Beardown wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Any MLB play-by-play gig would be nice, actually.

Hell yeah. I'm sure, even in the smallest market, it pays at least 100k. I'll bet that Yankees D-Bag "play by play" guy gets the most. Probably 750k. Wht does Farmer make, Ranger? I'm guessing 350k. Rooney wanted 500k and Reinsdorf told him "good luck in St Louis". :lol:

I'm workin' on it Ranger. I'll get you one. :wink:

Either you're trying to get rid of me or you want the commission, right?

Scorehead · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:47 am

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Your response is weak. Being in the public eye like you are, surely you realize that not everyone will be a fan of yours. The WSCR White Sox Baseball broadcasting triumvirate of Farmio, DJ, & Ranger is on par with some double A broadcast teams that I have heard in my many travels around the midwest...and I'm sure the budget & payroll is close as well. At least the Sox aren't overpaying for the level of broadcasting talent. I'm sure the huge audience that Sox games attract on WSCR are happy though.

Eh. Opinions are a**holes, they say. Or like some poeple on message boards. I feel pretty confident that you're in the minority on yours, but you're entitled to it.

I'm just saying that if you're gonna criticize, find something with some substance instead of the Rongey-is-a-shill classic because you can't support it.

For a guy in communications, you don't communicate very well.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:13 am

Beardown wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Any MLB play-by-play gig would be nice, actually.

Hell yeah. I'm sure, even in the smallest market, it pays at least 100k. I'll bet that Yankees D-Bag "play by play" guy gets the most. Probably 750k. Wht does Farmer make, Ranger? I'm guessing 350k. Rooney wanted 500k and Reinsdorf told him "good luck in St Louis". :lol:

I'm workin' on it Ranger. I'll get you one. :wink:

Vin Scully must be the highest paid MLB announcer, no?
I would guess that the White Sox broadcast team of Farmio & DJ is the lowest paid duo in the major leagues, & rightly so. If they aren't, they should be. The Sox broadcast sounds like something you would expect to hear in Dayton or Peoria.

Beardown · **Joined:** Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm **Posts:** 33838

Vin Scully is TV. I was talking about radio MLB announcers. Of course TV guys make more. I think Hawk makes about 1 million. Plus Skully probably makes way more than most TV guys cuz he does it alone. Don't have to pay an analyst with him.

That's one of the reasons Stone wanted out of the Sox radio booth. More money on the TV side. DJ took a major pay cut to leave Hawk and join Farmer.

Ranger · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:35 pm **Posts:** 418

Scorehead wrote:

For a guy in communications, you don't communicate very well.

I'd respond to that, but you didn't make a point.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:35 pm

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

For a guy in communications, you don't communicate very well.

I'd respond to that, but you didn't make a point.

Ok. I'll put it another way. You are a lousy communicator. Your responses to posts here read like they were written by a 12 year old. Get the point?

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:22 pm

Kirk's board history, of course, being a signpost in American letters.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:26 pm

Curious Hair wrote:

Kirk's board history, of course, being a signpost in American letters.

Thank you.

Ranger · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:35 pm **Posts:** 418

Scorehead wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

For a guy in communications, you don't communicate very well.

I'd respond to that, but you didn't make a point.

Ok. I'll put it another way. You are a lousy communicator. Your responses to posts here read like they were written by a 12 year old. Get the point?

How much easier to understand do you want me to be? If I write with Crayola and mail it to you, would that help? If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.

By the way, are you the same as that "John Kirk" guy that used to be here? If so, no wonder you're a complete nimrod.

conns7901 · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:36 pm **Posts:** 18958

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Ok. I'll put it another way. You are a lousy communicator. Your responses to posts here read like they were written by a 12 year old. Get the point?

How much easier to understand do you want me to be? If I write with Crayola and mail it to you, would that help? If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.

By the way, are you the same as that "John Kirk" guy that used to be here? If so, no wonder you're a complete nimrod.

Ranger coming out with the fire and passion today!!!

Beardown · **Joined:** Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm **Posts:** 33838

Ranger is in a partnership with the White Sox. He can't do Sox radio like B&B. I don't think you guys understand that. Like I said earlier, "Fuck you radio" limits your chances in radio. Some want to have options in broadcasting. If you fail at "fuck you" radio you won't be able to do pre and post game for teams. Teams wouldn't hire you. You can't be a reporter. You can't do TV. You can't do a lot of things. Your options are reduced. You're viewed as a clown.

Ranger is the classic "non threatening white broadcaster". Broadcasting execs like that. He's gonna be a good soldier. You don't have to worry about him bitching about his bosses, fighting with co workers, or doing sex and race jokes. He'll have staying power and a chance at that "play by play" job. Bernstein deciples only have a shot at the thing Bernstein does and those roles are few and far between in broadcasting. Bernstein types are viewed as threatening to execs and if they don't have the talent of Bernstein, they won't last long.

Ranger can do "fuck you" message boarding, however. That's fun to see.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 80165

Ranger wrote:

[ If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.
.

1. Open bottle
2. Squeeze shampoo into hand
3. Place shampoo on weiner
4. Rub vigorously

Ranger · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:35 pm **Posts:** 418

good dolphin wrote:

Ranger wrote:

[ If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.
.

1. Open bottle
2. Squeeze shampoo into hand
3. Place shampoo on weiner
4. Rub vigorously

Wrong instructions.

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:25 pm

good dolphin wrote:

Ranger wrote:

[ If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.
.

1. Open bottle
2. Squeeze shampoo into hand
3. Place shampoo on weiner
4. Rub vigorously

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Drop In · **Posted:** Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:28 pm

How dare you!

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:32 pm

Drop In wrote:

How dare you!

How else can one prepare?

Scorehead · **Posted:** Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:34 pm

Scorehead wrote:

Ok. I'll put it another way. You are a lousy communicator. Your responses to posts here read like they were written by a 12 year old. Get the point?

Scorehead wrote:

How much easier to understand do you want me to be? If I write with Crayola and mail it to you, would that help? If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.

By the way, are you the same as that "John Kirk" guy that used to be here? If so, no wonder you're a complete nimrod.

That guy has been gone for a while.

Did you really just used the word "nimrod"?

Ranger · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:35 pm **Posts:** 418

Scorehead wrote:

That guy has been gone for a while.

Did you really just used the word "nimrod"?

Sure looks like I did. It means "fool." You know what that is, I'm sure, Kirk.

shirtless driver · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:06 pm

Hey Ranger, whatever happened to that "Chris Rongey, that funky Ranger" song set to the Brass Monkey tune?

That always cracked me up, especially the "You got that right" part.

Ranger · **Joined:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:35 pm **Posts:** 418

shirtless driver wrote:

Hey Ranger, whatever happened to that "Chris Rongey, that funky Ranger" song set to the Brass Monkey tune?

That always cracked me up, especially the "You got that right" part.

I believe it's rightfully deceased.

Scorehead · **Posted:** Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:15 pm

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

That guy has been gone for a while.

Did you really just used the word "nimrod"?

Sure looks like I did. It means "fool." You know what that is, I'm sure, Kirk.

God you're gullible.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 42982

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

For a guy in communications, you don't communicate very well.

I'd respond to that, but you didn't make a point.

Ok. I'll put it another way. You are a lousy communicator. Your responses to posts here read like they were written by a 12 year old. Get the point?

How much easier to understand do you want me to be? If I write with Crayola and mail it to you, would that help? If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.

By the way, are you the same as that "John Kirk" guy that used to be here? If so, no wonder you're a complete nimrod.

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Fri Jan 05, 2024 12:51 pm

Douchebag wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

For a guy in communications, you don't communicate very well.

I'd respond to that, but you didn't make a point.

Ok. I'll put it another way. You are a lousy communicator. Your responses to posts here read like they were written by a 12 year old. Get the point?

How much easier to understand do you want me to be? If I write with Crayola and mail it to you, would that help? If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.

By the way, are you the same as that "John Kirk" guy that used to be here? If so, no wonder you're a complete nimrod.

You're digging up 14-year-old posts by Rongey so you can shower them with smiley emojis?

Respect.

Joe Orr Road Rod · **Posted:** Fri Jan 05, 2024 1:00 pm

viewtopic.php?f=33&t=44931&p=758444#p758945

:lol:

I don't remember being that chippy with spmack. Probably because he kept calling me a "mult" and I wasn't even sure exactly what that was.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 42982

Tall Midget wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Ranger wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

For a guy in communications, you don't communicate very well.

I'd respond to that, but you didn't make a point.

Ok. I'll put it another way. You are a lousy communicator. Your responses to posts here read like they were written by a 12 year old. Get the point?

How much easier to understand do you want me to be? If I write with Crayola and mail it to you, would that help? If you can't understand what I'm saying, then I'm not sure how you're able to understand the directions on a shampoo bottle.

By the way, are you the same as that "John Kirk" guy that used to be here? If so, no wonder you're a complete nimrod.

You're digging up 14-year-old posts by Rongey so you can shower them with smiley emojis?

Respect.

I didn't dig it up myself, but thanks for stopping by.

Nas · **Posted:** Fri Jan 05, 2024 1:14 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=44931&p=758444#p758945

:lol:

I don't remember being that chippy with spmack. Probably because he kept calling me a "mult" and I wasn't even sure exactly what that was.

CSFMB/CFMB's Jackie Robinson was attacked a few days before Jackie Robinson Day. You can't make this stuff up.

Morrissey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:30 pm

I know, I know, platitudinous.

LoHo v Ranger !!!!!!

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