Yeah but everyone on the road knows your life is miserable and you don't even deliver good pizza you deliver garlic sauce to other people that have given up on life completely

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I've still never seen a successful person say it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Do you think that writing gig pays him enough to even be considered a job? He's like an intern that won't leave but isn't paid enough that it is worth firing him.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Don't forget the uniform.

I bet that Baffoe would kill to work for Papa John's.

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If it is good enough for Cris Carter after ESPN fired him.....definitely good enough for Baffoe

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What the fuck is this?

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ALL HE DOES? DELIVER BREADSTICKS.

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The idea that "Tim Baffoe reads", as titled, is laughable. All he reads are Bernstein's and DiGarfield's SJW-esque thoughts. Maybe, as an apparent bachelor in his early 40's and probably still living at home, he thinks the only chick he can nail is on Julie Dicaro. And pizza delivery is obviously his only way into her heart.

That, and apparently, he aspires to be the Noid.

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Tim Baffoe is now a voluntarily oppressed majority.

His days will be spent delivering pizzas and apologizing to women on the street for being a man and then apologizing to them for talking to them on the street without their consent and then apologizing to them for apologizing to them and mansplaining to them and then it will be an infinite loop that eventually leads him to light himself on fire at Lilith Fair in support of how women are treated on twitter.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This sounds like the plot of a Wicker Man reboot for the millennial generation and I am in!

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One of the 3 times I quit Domino's was because I refused to put that stupid light bright sign on my car.

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This isn't even fun to make fun of. It's pitiable.

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Stop violating Baffoe's safe space! He can't help it that even a large, ginger, sjw doesn't want to touch his wee wee after he created a 2nd twitter account to help defend her and forward her directionless cause!

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Julie Dicaro is on her way to becoming that vampire in the archives of the first blade movie, and Baffoe is one of her familiars

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He isn't married with kids?

I respected the nobility of him busting his hump at a job like pizza delivery guy to put food on the table for his family. I guess I still respect it but there are lots of jobs a high school teacher can do in off hours that are both flexible and provide a bank roll. Tutoring is the obvious one. He could pull $50+ per hour doing that, more if he didn't live in a neighborhood where books are used as door stops.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I honestly think he just delivers pizzas as he can't afford rent on just his salary. He probably only gets beer money from The Score.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Baffoe doesn't really strike me as much of a beer drinker. More of a white wine spritzer kind of guy.

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I doubt he drinks at all. Alcohol is a tool of the patriarchy used to make women easier to rape and promulgate rape culture.

It's funny because Baffoe himself is the ultimate tool

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He comes off as the closeted uncle from a Bible humping intolerant family that the rest explain to the kids as just "different".

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Probably only chocolatinis and cosmos.

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Michelob Ultra , maybe

Smirnoff Ice and skinny girl margaritas

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He's a high school teacher at Brother Rice.

That Score gig might get him $50 per week

Teaching is his job. Delivering pizzas is his vocation

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I had to Google to see if that were true. Fortunately, it's not: https://thefrunchroom.com/2016/04/13/in ... im-baffoe/

In the Frunchroom: Tim Baffoe
Posted on April 13, 2016 by Scott Smith

We’re entering our second year at The Frunchroom, we’ve begun expanding what it means to tell stories of the South Side and how it means the North Side, West Side and beyond. But we’re starting off with someone very local.

Tim grew up in Beverly/Morgan Park, attended St. Cajetan’s and Mt. Carmel and now resides in Mt. Greenwood. He began his college career as a Theater major at the University of Iowa (“my skills were deemed too high and my GPA too low”) and eventually earned his high school English teaching degree from Governors State University (where he’s finishing a Masters in English).

He is in his ninth year teaching at St. Rita High School where he is the chair of the English Department. He also created and moderates the school’s satirical newspaper, The Natir.

In 2011, Tim auditioned for 670 The Score’s annual “Score Search” competition. Morgan Park resident and 670 program director Mitch Rosen gave him the nod and he’s been a columnist for 670TheScore.com/CBS Chicago ever since. His column “Patrick Kane Is Not Your Friend” was the most trafficked piece on the site in 2015.

Tim’s work has also appeared at the Chicago satirical publication The Heckler, Baseball Prospectus and Sports Illustrated’s site The Cauldron.

A true Renaissance man, Tim has spent most of the 21st century as your friendly neighborhood pizza delivery driver/superhero despite a rare, non-medical aversion to cheese. He’ll be discussing that noble vocation when he hits the stage on Thursday, April 21st at 730pm at O’Rourke’s Office.

wouldn't you think his students would give him an endless amount of shit, knowing who he is ?

What kind of monster doesn't like cheese?

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So the white guy chairing a department at a Catholic private school with $11,000 a year tuition has the balls to get on the internet to lecture people about privilege?