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Author:  No Clever Moniker [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:23 am ]
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The ginger pizza delivery guy will be part of a reading on Chicago-centric stories.

https://thefrunchroom.com/

https://thefrunchroomdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/frunchroompic-1.jpg

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:22 pm ]
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I wouldn't even go to a one-man show for a person I like.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:52 pm ]
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I don't think this is a reading. It is just Beverly people getting together to tell stories...as if that isn't done every night in a number of places along Western Avenue.

Hey, tonight at Sean's Rhino Bar hear Jordan Lynch regale you with his tale of being a Bear for a month. He will tell those same stories the next night at Cork and Kerry and the night after that at Mc Nally's. He will then take his act to Clancy O'Shea's backyard over the weekend at his spring kegger.

Next week, hear the story of how a block of brave Beverly souls banded together by filing restrictive covenants on their land pledging not to sell to black people.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:56 pm ]
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Tim Baffoe reading wrote:
So that's an extra large Half cheese half mushroom and onion? That'll be 17.50

Author:  Boobstein [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:05 pm ]
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Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:17 pm ]
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Tim Baffoe's Pizza Poetry Jam

This is the gentrificATION
of a pizza NATION
for a generATION
of edificATION
of the rape apOLOGISTS
the false biOLOGISTS
the men's rights VULTURES
of the rape CULTURE

extra cheese?
yes, more
more greasy slime in my comments sections
more harassing DMs
giving me painful BMs
I'm lactose intolerant
and you are my lactose.

pepperoni and sausage?
yes, please
take these phallic symbols
and slice them.
grind them
make them unrecognizable
so society can feel safe.

hot?
Yes, serve it to me hot
Hot like your takes you love to dish
Hot like a man who knows what real feminism is
Hot like Fahrenheit 451

Because this is the pizza of a revoLUTION
representing our evoLUTION
bringing about the dissoLUTION
of the sexist institUTION
that prevents a woman at our STATION
from performing her occuPATION
because some monsters got the NOTION
to track her inbound MOTION
and it's not just problemATIC
and it's not just bein' dramATIC
so I serve to you this pie
but it's not for you to eat
it's to stare you in the eye
and to make you ask just why
you continue to reply
when you're just a stupid guy
and it's time for you to try
to see the world from OUR perSPECTive
and this class is no elECTive
we're not trying to be protECTive
but this is our safe space pizza.

And you're just the anchovy.

it'll be ready
in 20 to 25 minutes.

that is all.

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

Author:  the ghost of t-dub [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:21 pm ]
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That was brilliant CH.

If I lived closer I'd go heckle Baffoe

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:50 pm ]
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Polite ovation for CH's inspired work.

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:54 pm ]
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Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:11 pm ]
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Very nice CH

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Apr 22, 2016 3:26 pm ]
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No Clever Moniker wrote:
The ginger pizza delivery guy will be part of a reading on Chicago-centric stories.

https://thefrunchroom.com/

https://thefrunchroomdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/frunchroompic-1.jpg

I actually was gonna read at this. When I found out he was, I begged off. I'm serious. I no longer eat Fox's because one day I'm gonna just start screaming at him.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Apr 22, 2016 3:29 pm ]
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Thanks for bumping this so that I got to see CH's work of art.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Apr 22, 2016 3:39 pm ]
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that was good. missed it in this stupid thread.

tho Baffoe would be one of the firemen in 451 burning all those nasty opinions.

Author:  No Clever Moniker [ Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:20 am ]
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Hawks elimination playoff game vs. Baffoe reading about stuff...

Drove past, the bar part was half full and couldn't see the other part. But the champs won out.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:29 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Tim Baffoe's Pizza Poetry Jam

This is the gentrificATION
of a pizza NATION
for a generATION
of edificATION
of the rape apOLOGISTS
the false biOLOGISTS
the men's rights VULTURES
of the rape CULTURE

extra cheese?
yes, more
more greasy slime in my comments sections
more harassing DMs
giving me painful BMs
I'm lactose intolerant
and you are my lactose.

pepperoni and sausage?
yes, please
take these phallic symbols
and slice them.
grind them
make them unrecognizable
so society can feel safe.

hot?
Yes, serve it to me hot
Hot like your takes you love to dish
Hot like a man who knows what real feminism is
Hot like Fahrenheit 451

Because this is the pizza of a revoLUTION
representing our evoLUTION
bringing about the dissoLUTION
of the sexist institUTION
that prevents a woman at our STATION
from performing her occuPATION
because some monsters got the NOTION
to track her inbound MOTION
and it's not just problemATIC
and it's not just bein' dramATIC
so I serve to you this pie
but it's not for you to eat
it's to stare you in the eye
and to make you ask just why
you continue to reply
when you're just a stupid guy
and it's time for you to try
to see the world from OUR perSPECTive
and this class is no elECTive
we're not trying to be protECTive
but this is our safe space pizza.

And you're just the anchovy.

it'll be ready
in 20 to 25 minutes.

that is all.

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*


[stunned awe emoticon.]

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jul 08, 2016 2:21 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Author:  Phil McCracken [ Fri Jul 08, 2016 2:29 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:50 am ]
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Timmy was pretty busy defending Julie from Cardinals Twitter last night which of course Julie started but was "joking"

Julie DiCaro (@JulieDiCaro)
8/11/16, 10:14 PM
Holliday does not = KB or Rizzo. They have to plunk someone lesser.


Aaaaaaand we're off!!

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Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:12 am ]
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gingers gonna ginger.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:05 am ]
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She was right.

He was a dope.

Author:  spmack [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:34 am ]
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Timmy's verified on Twitter now. Big Time.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:54 am ]
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Braden Brown says "tear her apart", which obviously means verbally, and Baffoe tries to pretend it means physically tearing her limb from limb and accuses Brown of inciting violence towards women. And then mentions how he screengrabbed someone else's tweets, I assume, to track down the person's employer and show them how he treats women in an attempt to get the person fired?

He also does what I often see and says the person is "sad and scared" and "trying to fill some empty void in their life" to "feel in control of something." I think the latter two clearly apply to Baffoe.

Contemptible, pathetic, and loathsome in every sense. What's sad and scary is that he's probably promoting this type of behavior to his students.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:02 pm ]
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Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:12 pm ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:17 pm ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Braden Brown says "tear her apart", which obviously means verbally, and Baffoe tries to pretend it means physically tearing her limb from limb and accuses Brown of inciting violence towards women. And then mentions how he screengrabbed someone else's tweets, I assume, to track down the person's employer and show them how he treats women in an attempt to get the person fired?

He also does what I often see and says the person is "sad and scared" and "trying to fill some empty void in their life" to "feel in control of something." I think the latter two clearly apply to Baffoe.

Contemptible, pathetic, and loathsome in every sense. What's sad and scary is that he's probably promoting this type of behavior to his students.


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Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:28 pm ]
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Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 5:23 AM
@TimBaffoe @BradenBrown24 @MichaelBaker6 You keep the white knight outfit in the delivery car with you Tim or at home in the closet?


Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:21 AM
@SunSource66 mornin', Remo. Why do you consider men calling out abusive men to be a "white knight" pejorative?

Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 8:29 AM
@TimBaffoe Why do you feel the need to come rushing to such a strong feminist woman's defense ?

Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:31 AM
@SunSource66 I don't limit to her, but she's a colleague. Also men calling out toxic men is important to help reduce abuse online/otherwise.


Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 8:44 AM
@TimBaffoe She's a colleague? You guys work at the same pizzeria ?

Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 8:31 AM
@TimBaffoe I love the "I screencapped those" tweet. What do you plan on doing with those ? Call the Twitter police?


Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:32 AM
@SunSource66 what concern is it of yours? You ask why I care so much, I would ask the same of you.

Author:  Cashman [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:33 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 5:23 AM
@TimBaffoe @BradenBrown24 @MichaelBaker6 You keep the white knight outfit in the delivery car with you Tim or at home in the closet?


Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:21 AM
@SunSource66 mornin', Remo. Why do you consider men calling out abusive men to be a "white knight" pejorative?

Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 8:29 AM
@TimBaffoe Why do you feel the need to come rushing to such a strong feminist woman's defense ?

Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:31 AM
@SunSource66 I don't limit to her, but she's a colleague. Also men calling out toxic men is important to help reduce abuse online/otherwise.


Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 8:44 AM
@TimBaffoe She's a colleague? You guys work at the same pizzeria ?

Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 8:31 AM
@TimBaffoe I love the "I screencapped those" tweet. What do you plan on doing with those ? Call the Twitter police?


Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:32 AM
@SunSource66 what concern is it of yours? You ask why I care so much, I would ask the same of you.



Thought he claimed he blocked you.
If he ignores you, it is funny that Ramblin says the same thing....

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:36 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:21 AM
@SunSource66 mornin', Remo. Why do you consider men calling out abusive men to be a "white knight" pejorative?


He's grossly exaggerating what is "abusive" to make himself seem noble and righteous.

Putz.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:16 pm ]
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The deliveryman stuff makes me laugh every time. Taking on an extra job is noble but you can see that he sees it as shameful. Also, the custodian is closer to being her colleague than Baffoe.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:23 pm ]
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Quote:
Remo Williams (@SunSource66)
8/12/16, 8:31 AM
@TimBaffoe I love the "I screencapped those" tweet. What do you plan on doing with those ? Call the Twitter police?


Vice President Tim (@TimBaffoe)
8/12/16, 8:32 AM
@SunSource66 what concern is it of yours?


Classic tipoff that he is gonna call the Twitter police

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