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Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:39 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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I've found some to be more annoying than others at times. .


will you pm spmack a list of those names?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:40 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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I've found some to be more annoying than others at times. .


will you pm spmack a list of those names?


That might be awkward.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:40 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
spmack wrote:
Dr Ken,

Whom do you suppose Panther is posting as now that he "retired" a few weeks ago?


He retired? Why?


This is not the "Dr. Ken Asks" thread.

Author:  Seacrest [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:41 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
spmack wrote:
Dr Ken,

Whom do you suppose Panther is posting as now that he "retired" a few weeks ago?


He retired? Why?

Needed some attention, I guess.



SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:41 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
spmack wrote:
Dr Ken,

Whom do you suppose Panther is posting as now that he "retired" a few weeks ago?


He retired? Why?


This is not the "Dr. Ken Asks" thread.


Isn't it?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:42 pm ]
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BREAKING NEWS: the Illini just fired Beckman

Ken, can I have your thoughts on the situation

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:45 pm ]
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Ken, whose opinion would you give greater weight: the crickets of Lakemoor or CSFMB members?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:51 pm ]
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Dear Dr. Ken,

So many questions, so little interest ...

- Favorite Song / Band, and why
- Favorite Board Thread, and why
- Favorite reason to disparage Mr. Reason, and why
- Favorite Party Favor, and why
- Favorite CSFMB poster, and why is it me

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:52 pm ]
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What did you have for lunch?

Author:  Nas [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:57 pm ]
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Why are you driving?
Why do you dislike political discussions?
Why have you given up on my Bears?
Did you ever climb on stage for Amateur Night at a comedy club?
What are your thoughts on religion?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:02 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
BREAKING NEWS: the Illini just fired Beckman

Ken, can I have your thoughts on the situation


It's a good start.

Thomas can drive him out of town.

And I hope they both burn eternally in the fires of hell.

But, no hard feelings.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:03 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Ken, whose opinion would you give greater weight: the crickets of Lakemoor or CSFMB members?


Is The Crickets of Lakemoor a reality show?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:06 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Dear Dr. Ken,

So many questions, so little interest ...

- Favorite Song / Band, and why
- Favorite Board Thread, and why
- Favorite reason to disparage Mr. Reason, and why
- Favorite Party Favor, and why
- Favorite CSFMB poster, and why is it me


House of the Rising Sun / Thorogood & the Destroyers

I think that Hall of Fame one. I enjoy reading the Tournament ones also. I like threads where people can express their creativity in writing.

He's an urban cocksucker.

Never had one.

Why isn't it you?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:07 pm ]
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Hockey Gay wrote:
What did you have for lunch?


Ritz and cottage cheese.

And vodka.

Author:  Seacrest [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:09 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
What did you have for lunch?


Ritz and cottage cheese.

And vodka.


In that order i hope?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:10 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Why are you driving?
Why do you dislike political discussions?
Why have you given up on my Bears?
Did you ever climb on stage for Amateur Night at a comedy club?
What are your thoughts on religion?


It's a hobby.

I enjoy it at times. I just don't come here for it. When I come here, typically, it's to do/read something fun.

Oh, I still think they'll probably win 13 games. I'm just not planning to enjoy it.

Funny you should ask. Recently I've been seriously considering doing an improv class. Been listening to a lot of Superego and Andy Daly podcasts and really enjoying them. It seems like fun.

I have one. Not as good at it as I used to be but getting back in the swing of it. Probably should chill on the cocksucker jokes now that you bring it up. Thanks a lot.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:11 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
What did you have for lunch?


Ritz and cottage cheese.

And vodka.


In that order i hope?


I like to dunk them.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:23 pm ]
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I'm leaning towards chicken n spice over pizza for dinner tonight.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:24 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm leaning towards chicken n spice over pizza for dinner tonight.


I would go with sugar.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 2:32 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm leaning towards chicken n spice over pizza for dinner tonight.


I love Chicken N Spice. Haven't had it in a few years.

Love the hot sauce they use.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:08 pm ]
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I don't see the point of putting lettuce onto a burger. The leaf either gets soggy and tastes gross or ends up falling out of the side of the burger bringing all the good condiments with it. Then you have to take the bun off and shove that shit back on. By the time you are done rebuilding the damn burger, its like why did I just waste this time? I'm not even hungry anymore.

Author:  Godfella [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:51 pm ]
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Doc - Are you disappointed that no one has asked you a question in a few days?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:52 pm ]
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Godfella wrote:
Doc - Are you disappointed that no one has asked you a question in a few days?


No.

Author:  Scorehead [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:53 pm ]
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Godfella wrote:
Doc - Are you disappointed that no one has asked you a question in a few days?


I'm disappointed that Doc answered every question except for the political one.

I'm guessing Trump.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:55 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm leaning towards chicken n spice over pizza for dinner tonight.


I love Chicken N Spice. Haven't had it in a few years.

Love the hot sauce they use.

I went with pizza.

Author:  Godfella [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:56 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Godfella wrote:
Doc - Are you disappointed that no one has asked you a question in a few days?


No.

Very well, thanks.

Can you please pass along your work ethic to Mac?

Author:  Juiced [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:56 pm ]
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Dr. Ken can you finish this joke?

Scooter and Elmhurst Steve walk into a bar together and ...

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:58 pm ]
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Scorehead wrote:
Godfella wrote:
Doc - Are you disappointed that no one has asked you a question in a few days?


I'm disappointed that Doc answered every question except for the political one.

I'm guessing Trump.


I thought I did.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:58 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm leaning towards chicken n spice over pizza for dinner tonight.


I love Chicken N Spice. Haven't had it in a few years.

Love the hot sauce they use.

I went with pizza.


I hate you.

Tease.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:01 pm ]
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Juiced wrote:
Dr. Ken can you finish this joke?

Scooter and Elmhurst Steve walk into a bar together and ...


...so be it.

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