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 Post subject: Ask The KapMan
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Kaptastic - If you were doing the play by play call when The Cubs win the World Series, how would it go?

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Kaptastic - If you were doing the play by play call when The Cubs win the World Series, how would it go?


Hey there sweet cheeks, why would you want me instead of Pat Hughes? I love Pat Hughes. I want to take Patrick for a ride in the vette, down the drive, stop for some Lou's, and maybe go buy some pillows. Great guy. I told this guy at Whole Foods a couple of weeks ago that I had drinks with Patrick just the night before. You may have heard of him...Frankie O. from Harry Caray's.


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Kap,
As a fellow baldist I have to ask why you go with the shiny skull cap?

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Kap,
As a fellow baldist I have to ask why you go with the shiny skull cap?


James, baby, I need to keep the ultra violets off the ol' skull when I'm out and about. Don't want the melanoma...I know a good melanoma guy, got him some pizza and Sky tickets once, but don't want to go through the treatment. I was talking to Hugh Jackman the other day...we were talking about when he had melanoma...tough guy, Australian. He said, "Kap, that stuff could have killed me."


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 Post subject: Re: Ask The KapMan
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KapMan wrote:
Godfella wrote:
Kaptastic - If you were doing the play by play call when The Cubs win the World Series, how would it go?


Hey there sweet cheeks, why would you want me instead of Pat Hughes? I love Pat Hughes. I want to take Patrick for a ride in the vette, down the drive, stop for some Lou's, and maybe go buy some pillows. Great guy. I told this guy at Whole Foods a couple of weeks ago that I had drinks with Patrick just the night before. You may have heard of him...Frankie O. from Harry Caray's.

Kapzilla, no disrespect to Pat Hughes... I can't wait to hear his call that will certainly be played for decades to come.

However, as a life long dyed in the wool true blue Cubs fan, I thought you may have played it around in your clean shaven, diamond sparkling dignified dome a few times. No worries. We'll wait for Pat & Ron - it will be worth it.

Frankie O. - my guy!

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 Post subject: Re: Ask The KapMan
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Kapmeister - Would you be willing to let some of us CFMB Members join you on STL?

Maybe rotate a few of us in periodically to give you the regular Chicago Sports Fan's point of view?

It doesn't have to be for the full hour - just long enough to get some righteous Lou Malnati's Cards?

Come on, Kapper! What say you?

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This Kap account :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Ask The KapMan
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This Kap account :lol:


Hey there chuckles, there's plenty of room on the KapTrain, just not in the vette...lots of Lou's to go around, Frankie O is going to serve up some cold Buds, we're gonna have some grins. Bill Murray and I were just talking last week about how this Cubs team is the best we've ever seen. Riding the gravy train to glory. Climb aboard


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KapMan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
This Kap account :lol:


Hey there chuckles, there's plenty of room on the KapTrain, just not in the vette...lots of Lou's to go around, Frankie O is going to serve up some cold Buds, we're gonna have some grins. Bill Murray and I were just talking last week about how this Cubs team is the best we've ever seen. Riding the gravy train to glory. Climb aboard

:lol: :lol: I can actually hear his voice spouting these replies! :lol: :lol:

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I honestly can't tell if this is a parody account or if this douche signed up for the board. :lol: :lol:

This is a fantastic mult. Maybe Doc?

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KapMan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
This Kap account :lol:


Hey there chuckles, there's plenty of room on the KapTrain, just not in the vette...lots of Lou's to go around, Frankie O is going to serve up some cold Buds, we're gonna have some grins. Bill Murray and I were just talking last week about how this Cubs team is the best we've ever seen. Riding the gravy train to glory. Climb aboard

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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This cueball-headed fool is not someone you should know.


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Harry Porterfield wrote:
This cueball-headed fool is not someone you should know.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Harry Porterfield wrote:
This cueball-headed fool is not someone you should know.

Kapinator - Are you going to put up with this?

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Harry Porterfield wrote:
This cueball-headed fool is not someone you should know.


Harry, cupcake, I'll pick you up in the vette, we'll pick up Frankie O, head over to Lou's, maybe Jim Belushi will join us, and we'll have some grins. It will be great. I can tell you stories of my days scouting for the Pacers, maybe we'll call Chuck Person, maybe we'll go get some pillows.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask The KapMan
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Good to have YET ANOTHER media personality on the board. Mac wants to know if you want to join our football league??? We have an open spot since Slapshot Ed retired and moved to Round Lake Beach??? Kap is a GOOD MAN and a CUBS FAN.


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KapMan wrote:
I can tell you stories of my days scouting for the Pacers, maybe we'll call Chuck Person, maybe we'll go get some pillows.


:lol: :lol:


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You on the down low?

Asking for a friend.


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Big Brane wrote:
Good to have YET ANOTHER media personality on the board. Mac wants to know if you want to join our football league??? We have an open spot since Slapshot Ed retired and moved to Round Lake Beach??? Kap is a GOOD MAN and a CUBS FAN.


Hey there Cuddles, Mac's a good guy. Good friend. Sent him some Lou's when he got fired from the Drive. And thanks for the kind words. Tell you what. Just for that, we're gonna have promotions send you a Bulls desk calendar and we're gonna hook you up with a promo code for Pajamagram. It will go great with the fresh treat for you and your lady friend that we hook you up with from Shari's Berries. Just leave your info with Producer Jared.


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 Post subject: Re: Ask The KapMan
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Kap,

If you could be the best scientist in your field or get mad cow disease, which would you pick?

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Hey there Twinkles. Don't have much use for science in my spare time, but I always have time to talk to ol Greg Popovich. Back in 1997, don't know if you are aware or if you remember at all but I had a very good conversation with a young man who played for Pop for a long time. Long time great player. Great, outstanding player. His name was Tim Duncan. Got him a fresh, piping hot Lou Malnati's pizza, got him sleeping on pillows--you know before what he slept on? He slept on plywood. He thought that would be more comfortable, for his mind and spirit. Let's go to the phones.


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Big Brane wrote:
Good to have YET ANOTHER media personality on the board. Mac wants to know if you want to join our football league??? We have an open spot since Slapshot Ed retired and moved to Round Lake Beach??? Kap is a GOOD MAN and a CUBS FAN.

Tell Mac I'm in.

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Big Brane is in trouble, there's a new clubhouse leader for mult of the year


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Big Brane is in trouble, there's a new clubhouse leader for mult of the year


Yeah, Burrito's got my vote. :wink:

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Kap,

If you could be the best scientist in your field or get mad cow disease, which would you pick?

:lol:

Kap's answer was sweet as well.

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So your sweet piece of ass Mindy is gravely ill and your only way to save her is to have sex without her - either Brickhouse-style or with Chicago's greatest SJW, Julie DiCaro. Do you save Mindy, or is this a good opportunity to move on with one of the waitresses from Lou's and get a new coffee table for the living room?

Bonus question: Rich King, Chet Coppock, and Bruce Levine having lunch at the East Bank Club, which one picks up the check?

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
So your sweet piece of ass Mindy is gravely ill and your only way to save her is to have sex without her - either Brickhouse-style or with Chicago's greatest SJW, Julie DiCaro. Do you save Mindy, or is this a good opportunity to move on with one of the waitresses from Lou's and get a new coffee table for the living room?

Bonus question: Rich King, Chet Coppock, and Bruce Levine having lunch at the East Bank Club, which one picks up the check?


Hey there Sparkles. Julie's a great gal. Love the work she's doing on Twitter. Yeoman's work. I set her up with some Lou's just for that long trip back to the burbs just the other day. Gave her a pillow to rest her feet on. Worked with her at The Game. Raw deal, those kids got. Join me tonight on Sports Talk Live with my guests Gordon Wittenmeyer of the Tribune, CSN Chicago's own John Mullin, and Jesse Rogers of ESPN leading right up to Cubs NLCS Pregame with me and Todd Hollandsworth.

Let's take some calls.


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Dan Bernstein. Your thoughts?


What's going on, Tulip? Dan Bernstein, good guy. Lovely wife, Beth. Couple of great kids. Was just talking with Mindy about dinner with Dan & Beth...probably just going to send them some Lou's instead. Dan Akroyd was by the studio this summer, and we talked Ghostbusters. Great movie. Sent him back to Toronto with some Lou's, a Bulls desk calendar, a nice down pillow, and some Garrett's popcorn, Chicago Mix, of course.

Bears/Packers tonight, who've you got, Chicago? Watch Bears Postgame Live tonight for the best analysis in town. Chris Boden, Jim Miller, Lance Briggs, Alex Brown, John Mullin, and Dan Jiggetts live on CSN Chicago after Cubs NLCS Postgame live with me and Todd Hollandsworth.

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