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Author:  KapMan [ Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:50 am ]
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Hey Cupcake, sorry I haven't been on in a while. Been covering pretty much every major sporting event on Planet Earth the past few months.

Just wanted to drop in and give a few nuggets:

First of all, Northwestern: Did you have any doubt?

Second, this Message Board March Madness? Never heard of it. Never was voted in. Does. Not. Exist.

Phenomenal gifts for those who are in the brackets. ProFlowers, MyPillow, and hey...even Steven Singer is in on this.

Don't miss out. Let's get out there, Chicago.

Light 'em up!

Who else had Billy Murray's Xavier?? I know I did.

Author:  Godfella [ Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:59 am ]
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http://chicagoradioandmedia.com/news/87 ... -cubs-book

Kapest Hemingway - Congratulations on the book! Well done.

Any future book signing appearances coming up?

Also, do you personalize autographs with the purchaser's actual name or do you just have stacks of books already made out to; Cowboy, Sparkles, Butter Cup, Sugar Bear, Sweet Cheeks?..

Author:  Cashman [ Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:12 am ]
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Godfella wrote:
http://chicagoradioandmedia.com/news/8773-csn-espn-1000-host-david-kaplan-pens-new-cubs-book

Kapest Hemingway - Congratulations on the book! Well done.

Any future book signing appearances coming up?

Also, do you personalize autographs with the purchaser's actual name or do you just have stacks of books already made out to; Cowboy, Sparkles, Butter Cup, Sugar Bear, Sweet Cheeks?..

What a fucking tool

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:54 pm ]
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Hey, K-K-K-K-K-K-Kapmandu -

Was that you I saw at a fundraiser for the Evanston Animal Shelter last weekend? Many, many craft cocktails with cutesy names were enjoyed be you and your cadre of hangers-on.

Author:  KapMan [ Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:06 am ]
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What's goin' on there, honeycomb? As you know I love all animals, especially dogs like the beautiful Dachshund and the English Mastiff. I also love sloths and capybaras. I remember when I was down in Arizona for spring training, ran into my good old buddy Harrison Ford who owns several capybaras. Asked him if any were for sale or if he knew any breeders. He gave me a few names. Looked into it, out of my price range. Not because I can't afford it, you see, but Mindy and I had a getaway planned to the Virgin islands coming up. Also just bought a whole shelf of wine, and had to save a little. But for his troubles I sent Harry a Lou's and a Shari's Berries gift basket.

My fans and I were definitely throwing down and enjoying some fine drinks. The Coral Reef is always one of my favorites, but I also like the Crystal Cave, the Mendoza Lime (I like without the grenadine, mind you), and the Caddyshack Shot. The Gummi Bear, Starfruit Express, the My Lai Mai Tai, and the Springfield Surprise.

Let's take a few calls...

Author:  redskingreg [ Mon May 15, 2017 11:59 am ]
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Just casually dropped "Paul, you know him as CM Punk, texted me this weekend." You're such a douche, Kap :lol:

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon May 15, 2017 12:09 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Just casually dropped "Paul, you know him as CM Punk, texted me this weekend." You're such a douche, Kap :lol:


Funny thing is, his name isn't Paul, either.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon May 15, 2017 1:37 pm ]
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Kap, why don't you ever have Chet on? He has sports thoughts, unlike Finfer. They aren't good sports thoughts, but at least they are thoughts.

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:03 am ]
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Hey Kap! Cam or lady reporters, who you got?

Author:  The Kaepman [ Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:48 am ]
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Hey Uncle Fester, you ever gonna acknowledge the inherent privilege of being born a white male in a society that values your life more than brown people?


No Shot. :roll:

Author:  KapMan [ Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:57 am ]
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The Kaepman wrote:
Hey Uncle Fester, you ever gonna acknowledge the inherent privilege of being born a white male in a society that values your life more than brown people?


No Shot. :roll:


What's up there, Sweet Potato Pie? I love the community, I coached at NIU and I was a scout. Made lots of friends in those days. Big fan of the black entertainers...Alfonso Ribiero, my favorite. Love The Carlton. LL Cool J, another one of the good ones. I like to take my guy Darius Rucker out to dinner, and we are equals. Hootie, great entertainer. Love him.

Hey Jared, let's set Kaepman up here with a gift certificate to KFC. Everyone loves the Colonel.

Back to the phones.

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:26 am ]
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KapMan wrote:
The Kaepman wrote:
Hey Uncle Fester, you ever gonna acknowledge the inherent privilege of being born a white male in a society that values your life more than brown people?


No Shot. :roll:


What's up there, Sweet Potato Pie? I love the community, I coached at NIU and I was a scout. Made lots of friends in those days. Big fan of the black entertainers...Alfonso Ribiero, my favorite. Love The Carlton. LL Cool J, another one of the good ones. I like to take my guy Darius Rucker out to dinner, and we are equals. Hootie, great entertainer. Love him.

Hey Jared, let's set Kaepman up here with a gift certificate to KFC. Everyone loves the Colonel.

Back to the phones.


Fucking great :lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:30 am ]
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KapMan wrote:
I like to take my guy Darius Rucker out to dinner, and we are equals.

:lol: :lol:

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:08 am ]
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Wow at this Olczyk interview.

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:56 pm ]
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Hey Kappamatic, do you have any thoughts on the Dodgers?

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:07 pm ]
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Hey Kap,

I saw you live on ESPN at 12 pm talking about Joe Girardi. Bob Ley credited you for breaking the story. Then they brought on Michael Kay. How's it feel to scoop that blowhard?

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Thu May 03, 2018 10:34 am ]
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You got any thoughts on the Korean peace Kap?

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu May 03, 2018 4:14 pm ]
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
KapMan wrote:
The Kaepman wrote:
Hey Uncle Fester, you ever gonna acknowledge the inherent privilege of being born a white male in a society that values your life more than brown people?


No Shot. :roll:


What's up there, Sweet Potato Pie? I love the community, I coached at NIU and I was a scout. Made lots of friends in those days. Big fan of the black entertainers...Alfonso Ribiero, my favorite. Love The Carlton. LL Cool J, another one of the good ones. I like to take my guy Darius Rucker out to dinner, and we are equals. Hootie, great entertainer. Love him.

Hey Jared, let's set Kaepman up here with a gift certificate to KFC. Everyone loves the Colonel.

Back to the phones.


Fucking great :lol:


I didn't notice that before. :lol:

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