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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:01 am 
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LaVar Ball will be a guest on Kap's show today at 10:00.

What will David Kaplan tell LaVar Ball in order to establish his basketball cred?
A. "When I was a coach at Northern Illinois University..."
B. "When I was an NBA scout for the Pacers and SuperSonics..."
C. "So, I was in my Corvette on the way to meet [insert name of well-known coach here]..."
D. "My wife Mindy, who works for Lou Malnati's, did all the research and decided to buy a MyPillow."
E. All of the above


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:10 am 
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Tad Queasy wrote:
LaVar Ball will be a guest on Kap's show today at 10:00.

What will David Kaplan tell LaVar Ball in order to establish his basketball cred?
A. "When I was a coach at Northern Illinois University..."
B. "When I was an NBA scout for the Pacers and SuperSonics..."
C. "So, I was in my Corvette on the way to meet [insert name of well-known coach here]..."
D. "My wife Mindy, who works for Lou Malnati's, did all the research and decided to buy a MyPillow."
E. All of the above

This might be interesting . Kap doesn't like him. We'll see if he soft shoes it or goes after him.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:15 am 
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Dave Kaplan dines on toe jam.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:27 am 
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If he gets salty with Kap, which he probably will, I hope Kap calls him Sparkles or Cookie.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:31 am 
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Tad Queasy wrote:
If he gets salty with Kap, which he probably will, I hope Kap calls him Sparkles or Cookie.

Is that a thing he does?


Kaplan talking to Zambrano the other night was like watching a kid meet a Super Hero. Kap is the Cubs version of Zack.


Beardown once wrote a very eloquent post about Zack in the middle of a Bears huddle at practice and they all started jumping with him in the middle and he had a goofy grin and seemed to be enjoying it

Kap gives out that Vibe talking to any Cub who is decent


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:46 am 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
If he gets salty with Kap, which he probably will, I hope Kap calls him Sparkles or Cookie.

Is that a thing he does?


Kaplan talking to Zambrano the other night was like watching a kid meet a Super Hero. Kap is the Cubs version of Zack.


Beardown once wrote a very eloquent post about Zack in the middle of a Bears huddle at practice and they all started jumping with him in the middle and he had a goofy grin and seemed to be enjoying it

Kap gives out that Vibe talking to any Cub who is decent


His schtick is to call callers Sparkles, Cookie, etc.

Kap definitely seems like that when talking to Cub players. Not as bad as Harry's "Hey Mike Fontenot, you're Mike Fontenot. How awesome is that? What's it like being so awesome?", but it's kind of silly.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:47 am 
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The Sparkles/Cookie thing is kind of funny though


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people giving zaidman shit for being a bears shill amuses me...


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Jesus, this is idiotic.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
LaVar Ball will be a guest on Kap's show today at 10:00.

What will David Kaplan tell LaVar Ball in order to establish his basketball cred?
A. "When I was a coach at Northern Illinois University..."
B. "When I was an NBA scout for the Pacers and SuperSonics..."
C. "So, I was in my Corvette on the way to meet [insert name of well-known coach here]..."
D. "My wife Mindy, who works for Lou Malnati's, did all the research and decided to buy a MyPillow."
E. All of the above


just heard the kapman - "I coached college basketball" "i'd whip your ass (at coaching - LOL)"


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this IS idiotic, KapMan is arguing with a bit.


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When he raises his voice, LaVar kind of sounds like former Heavy Fuel Crew caller Wild Bill.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:19 am 
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Has Kap used ridiculous or no shot yet ?

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Tad Queasy wrote:
Jesus, this is idiotic.


As soon as the words LaVar Ball were typed, it was idiotic. That guy is a talentless fuck of an attention whore. I hope his kid fails and this fuck strokes out so he will just go the hell away.

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Kap has issued an edict today to not have LaVarr Ball on anymore !! He crossed the line with the Luke Walton stuff !!

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