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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Goff: I'm back, mother fuckers!!!! Alright, Goff. This is an audition. They're probably thinking about firing that boring idiot, DeFalco. So don't fuck it up. 1. Tone down the laughing like a mad man. 2. If you have a guest, no 5 minute questions where you answer your own question while asking it. 3. No race stuff. Save that for when you get the job. When you have a 2 year deal (this time, make sure you can get all the money when they fire you). I repeat, don't do race stuff on this audition. I'm here to help. You should take my advice. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Alright, Goff. This is an audition. They're probably thinking about firing that boring idiot, DeFalco. So don't fuck it up. 1. Tone down the laughing like a mad man. 2. If you have a guest, no 5 minute questions where you answer your own question while asking it. 3. No race stuff. Save that for when you get the job. When you have a 2 year deal (this time, make sure you can get all the money when they fire you). I repeat, don't do race stuff on this audition. 4. Kap's audience is old and white. They're scared of black people. Just like Kap is scared of black people. NO SLANG WORDS. Once again, save that for once you get the job and get your audience. In other words, just for tomorrow, "The crib" will be "The house". Got it? I'm here to help. You should take my advice. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
beardown will consume all 3 hours tomorrow and will record the live airing to a cassette... and then make one of his slaves transcribe it all... big day in the BD basement |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Feb 07, 2019 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
5. This is Disney, Goff. Keep that in mind. You gotta get the evil white man to hire you first, then you can speak truth to power. Once again, make sure you get a guaranteed contract. Don't let them do you like the SCORE did you. Nobody wants to hear you crying on a Larry podcast again. Cuz you will eventually be fired. No doubt about that. But you have to fool them for the audition. Let's get this done together. I will walk you through it. PM me with any questions. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
It's gon be aight, playa. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
The show has been on for about an hour now, so Blech should have mentioned he's a millennial no less than six times so far. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Good show so far. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
spmack wrote: Good show so far. It’s shocking you would say that |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
” people say a lot about NBA players but all they want to do is to be coached and talked to like men “ No they don’t Goff . NBA players are some of the biggest crybabies around but yeah, great show so far if these are the thoughts coming out . |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
badrogue17 wrote: ” people say a lot about NBA players but all they want to do is to be coached and talked to like men “ No they don’t Goff . NBA players are some of the biggest crybabies around but yeah, great show so far if these are the thoughts coming out . Here's LEBRON. DAMN. JAMES. acting like someone who wants to be coached and talked to like man. 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Tad Queasy wrote: badrogue17 wrote: ” people say a lot about NBA players but all they want to do is to be coached and talked to like men “ No they don’t Goff . NBA players are some of the biggest crybabies around but yeah, great show so far if these are the thoughts coming out . Here's LEBRON. DAMN. JAMES. acting like someone who wants to be coached and talked to like man. The say he always sits on the end of the bench because it has some special cushion. Maybe the NBA people here can weigh in |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Can the special cushion only be affixed to the last seat on the bench? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Tad Queasy wrote: Can the special cushion only be affixed to the last seat on the bench? Truly dont know anything other than those pics showed up on Twitter and a lot of people brought up some sort of special cushion |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Tad Queasy wrote: Can the special cushion only be affixed to the last seat on the bench? Those empty seats between him and his teammates is where they usually put his unopened mail |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
i turned it off after an hour. still don't care for being yelled at for entertainment purposes. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
I was surprised they went from 10:50am-11:20am/ish without a commercial or an update, but hey when you've got Marc Spears lined up a day after the trade deadline you don't fuck around with commercials. Quite frankly, without Stephen A Smith, I was surprised that NBA Expert Jason "1" Goff let his cohosts ask most of the questions. Maybe he's turned over a new leaf? Maybe he was busy giggling at Spears' jokes? I probably should have tried to listen earlier before the show got good-n-programmed with mousekateer experts. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Didn't hear one minute. Did he at least take my advice? Looks like mixed reviews here. Jason, do what I say, when I say it, and you'll have Carmen's job. We'll do this together. I'll get your ass back on Chicago radio. Don't screw this up. I'm sure you'll get a 2nd audition. If you made mistakes today, learn from them. FOLLOW THE ABOVE ADVICE THAT I GAVE YOU. Later on I'll tell you how to deal with the white devil disney bosses once you get an official interview to get a full time job at ESPN 1000. I know how to handle those crackers. I know what they want to hear. |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 2/8: Kiss my black ass!!!! |
Is Goff on again today? |
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