My coffee cup says NATO certified.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Fake News

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I can't compete with that.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Fucking auto correct.

Nate. Lol that's funny.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Chus

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Sweet. We wouldn't want you to stop being a vindictive twat.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I love the logic you fail to apply here. You are a bitter vindictive guy, therefore I must be as well.

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How did you manage to arrive at that?
You're the weirdest person I know.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

darko

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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This is a tough one. I will be seeing each one in person (individually) at some point today. Darkside has guns. Chus has sheet metal tools. I need to choose wisely.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I also have sheet metal tools.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I will drop a bowling ball on his foot.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Chus

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

CHus

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To get his vote?
Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You ever get that ball Panther recommended?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I am not putting my hands on a ball from panther that is a fact.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

What about skittles?

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2018
#ExtendLafleur

Chus.

No doubt about it.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Yeah I deserved that.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I do feel bad but I'm glad I came over here. Pops needed some help moving his couch so he can lay correctly and still watch TV. Apparently he cannot lay on his side or move his arm over his head or a couple other things.

I will say that the guys at sherman in Elgin did amazing work. Excellent professional care and I'm very grateful for their efforts. He'd have died had they not gotten him the care they did at the speed they did.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Exactly. You're where you need to be.

Chus.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Both terrible but CHUS is relentless

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

one man here has an anal fixation that manifests itself in, say, destroying the occasional poopship or perhaps a little tee-hee-hee in going OREL hershiser, you say? more like anal hershiser, amirite? so indeed, one man is obsessed with [man?] ass/hole to such an extent that i can't help but wonder about him...

and the other is chus, who happens to have a couple'a fantasy baseball teams named "poopship destroyers" and "anal hershiser" -- except he's a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything so we laugh with him while we go for the low-hanging-fruit that IS darkside here like LOL DARKSIDE SURE IS GAY, AMIRITE GUYS!?

as a proud graduate of mike pence's "get the gay out" camp, i gotta chuse chus and lol in his general direction cuz in my league he was the winner of the 2016 edition of the prestigious SILKROAD AWARD FOR BOTTLING THE LEAGUE ARSENAL-STYLE COME SEPTEMBER!!!! seriously, it took more than a modicum of skill to do what chuse did, and welp, cuck-E-chuse (that was originally a typo but then i remembered that cuckoldry is IN as "THE intellectual [fetish] of the masses" and thus that's why the back of my shirt says YOU'RE WELCOME in giant letters: #AronRexNEfx

TLDR = DARKSIDE IS GAY [BURN THE FLAG]!!! I CH-CH-CH-CHUSE CHUS!!!! [SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING RECTUM]

THE PRECEDING POST SPONSORED IN PART BY.... BOREDOM! ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF GOOD UPSTANDING PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND DON TINY [even if DT technically "standing up" is some kind of a personal affront to god/the-will-of-nature] SINCE 2009!

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(and yes darko, we all know that sini sucks and [insert world-class darksidian wit here]. thanks for making the board a better place in your own indelible way! =)

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This guy gets it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way