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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:27 am

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pittmike wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Dan also doesn't understand the concept of lying. Whenever there's a press conference with some sports executive, Dan gets all bent out of shape when they don't do what they said they would. You know why, Dan? Because he's lying, and he doesn't give a fuck if you know it.

Exactly. They owe you the press conference. They don't owe you the truth.

I also find it weird when he is surprised and dismayed by lying. It is especially entertaining when he does his testify under oath thing. Oath to who? Some God he doesn't believe in or threat of perjury which almost no one goes down for.

The best part is Dan, like MANY Americans, has undoubtedly claimed a few extra dinners as business expenses, writes off his time MC'ing One Step events, and generally prepared and fudged his taxes in such a way to minimize his overall tax. Then he signed on the line that includes "under penalty of perjury, I declare...". That is an oath, with the same stakes as a sworn deposition, testimony, etc.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

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leashyourkids wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

That's half of his schtick right there--purposely misconstruing what others say (either by interpreting too literally...

He's from a family of lawyers. He likes to act like he's a lawyer himself. But a lawyer should understand when he's not in a courtroom or a deposition and people are speaking colloquially rather than specifically. I share an office with my cousin who is a lawyer. One time I was talking about how many people were on the train or something and I said, "Yeah, there were a million people on the Red Line this morning." My cousin said, "I'm sure there weren't a million." That's annoying. That's bernstein.

Spot on. I don't even know if it's the family of lawyers, though. Some people are just very literal douchebags. They don't understand the concept of speaking figuratively.

Strategic misinterpretation on Bernstein's part.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:05 am

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Timely article, fuckface! Written only 24 hours after the other 50-odd articles on the topic were published...

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein 42m42 minutes ago

Bernstein: Cubs Making People Forget White Sox « CBS Local Sports

http://sports.cbslocal.com/2016/10/26/b ... white-sox/

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:09 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Peter Puck wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

Quote:

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
Kluber tonight looks a lot like last year's statistical-outlier Arrieta. #Cubs

What?

Yes, he actually said the guy who won the Cy Young in 2014 was a statistical outlier.

Well, he was.

Yes, he was a Cy Young winner. Kluber's stats this year are not that far off his Cy Young season stats (and he was even a positive WAR pitcher when he was 9-16 last year). I don't see how you can say that Kluber's performance was a statistical outlier.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

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formerlyknownas wrote:

Actually was a decent article.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:21 am

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Peter Puck wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Peter Puck wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

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Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein
Kluber tonight looks a lot like last year's statistical-outlier Arrieta. #Cubs

What?

Yes, he actually said the guy who won the Cy Young in 2014 was a statistical outlier.

Well, he was.

Sorry, I misunderstood you.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:22 am

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Peter Puck wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

After 50 other people said the same thing, though

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:23 am

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I would say the White Sox are doing a damn fine job of making people forget about the White Sox, regardless of whatever the Cubs may do.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:30 am

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redskingreg wrote:

I would say the White Sox are doing a damn fine job of making people forget about the White Sox, regardless of whatever the Cubs may do.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:11 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Sorry, I misunderstood you.

No problem. I respect the Boilermakers.

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Peter Puck

Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

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formerlyknownas wrote:

Peter Puck wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

After 50 other people said the same thing, though

Yeah, but I was completely expecting an article slamming the Sox from him. Ergo my surprise it was a decent article.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:38 pm

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Peter Puck wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Sorry, I misunderstood you.

No problem. I respect the Boilermakers.

Really? How strange.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:25 pm

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Peter Puck wrote:

Yeah, but I was completely expecting an article slamming the Sox from him. Ergo my surprise it was a decent article.

I hear ya....I was expecting a hatchet job, too.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:45 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I have a buddy like that. Instead of responding to my point, he will play that game, or make some other semantic argument.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:46 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

What's the old joke? Ask a lawyer if the sky is blue and he'll say "define blue"?

Bill Clinton wrote:

It depends on what your definition of 'is' is.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

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leashyourkids wrote:

Dan also doesn't understand the concept of lying.

Sure he does. He is the guy who knew who the Iron Sheik was, but not who Macho Man Savage or Rowdy Roddy Piper were.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:14 pm

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Chus wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I have a buddy like that. Instead of responding to my point, he will play that game, or make some other semantic argument.

You're buddies with Rick?

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:59 pm

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Dan Bernstein – Verified account ‏@dan_bernstein

@CBoers Probably more I than he. But he's on the air enough for you to judge.

Shouldn't this be "me than him"? I'm pretty sure, but I don't want to question a Duke English major.

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leashyourkids wrote:

Yes.....unless there's more to the quote. Object case.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:58 pm

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GFY, dude.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:51 pm

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Quote:

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein

Kid: Dad, turn this s--t off. I know it's just baseball, but this sucks.

Me:

#Cubs

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

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they always thank mitch rosen

what does he actually do?! :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:56 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

they always thank mitch rosen

what does he actually do?! :lol:

I've often wondered that. The talk show hosts do the talking. The producers answer the phones and play the drops. They have a sales team to sell the ads. They have a promotion staff that hands out key chains and mugs at remotes. I remember hearing that Baldy McGrindy, Mitch's assistant, makes the schedule for subs, nights and the weekends.

Yeah, what does Mitch Rosen do to fill out the 8 hour day. Literally, what does he actually do?

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

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He's also running XRT now that Norm Winer got pushed out the door, and if seeing the same Florence and the Machine song show up in the playlist five or six times a day is any indication, running it about as well as he ever ran the Score.

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Post subject: Re: Danny on the twitter muscle II

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Kirkwood wrote:

they always thank mitch rosen

what does he actually do?! :lol:

Haven't you ever thanked a boss that you manipulated endlessly? By thanking them, you're giving them the impression that you respect them while maintaining the ability to undermine everything they do.

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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 6:57 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

they always thank mitch rosen

what does he actually do?! :lol:

Yeah. Everybody understands the kiss ass aspect of the constant thanks by all the SCORE boys.

But we're just trying to figure out what Mitch Rosen does every day.

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Beardown wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

they always thank mitch rosen

what does he actually do?! :lol:

Yeah. Everybody understands the kiss ass aspect of the constant thanks by all the SCORE boys.

But we're just trying to figure out what Mitch Rosen does every day.

Well, what do you do every day?

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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:01 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Beardown wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

they always thank mitch rosen

what does he actually do?! :lol:

Yeah. Everybody understands the kiss ass aspect of the constant thanks by all the SCORE boys.

But we're just trying to figure out what Mitch Rosen does every day.

Well, what do you do every day?

I'm a drug dealer and a pimp.

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