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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:26 pm 
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His mom must have fed him a lot of biscuits.


I don't think jewish moms make biscuits.

Sorry. I meant YourMom must have fed him a lot of biscuits.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:30 pm 
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600lbs is like, you can't walk or stand and even sitting is painful. Saw some 600lber on a show called "My 600lb Life" the other night. That guy couldn't function.

So yeah, Meat wasn't that goddamn big.

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Maybe B & B hate the Barbecue Man because he is an asshole.

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Was this written by Jim O'Donnell?

Is he a great big fat person?

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I can't believe that guy and Stottlemeyer from Monk are the same guy.


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Obeseist is a term I quoined yesterday, quite simply it means someone or something who hates obese people. That someone's happen to be Dan "The Voice of Reason" Bernstein, his radio partner Terry "Low Grade Ore, Larry Horse" Boers, Matt "Cheap No Talent Copy Tune Charlie Harper Jingle Writer at WSCR" Speigel and finally, Dan "Degenerate Gambling Alcohol Abusing Cigarette-Smoking Blue-Flu" McNeil. Since they represent the Score WSCR, that radio station is the something. These four over-grown frat boyz hate fat people! Listen to them, you will see what I mean! But, only listen during the "Tranny Segment" from 1pm - about 1:08pm. I wouldn't give them any further ratings after that!!

BOOM, ROASTED


That is a gem right there. Accurate too.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:14 pm 
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You would like something that stupid.

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What a little bitch. How fucking thin-skinned are you that you need to write 2 blog posts just because you were called a fat ass. This man has no place in male society, where - NEWS FLASH - men crack jokes about each other. This is as dumb as a black guy going up in arms because another black called him the n-word.

But you already could see he's an idiot if he thought Dez Clark was a good business partner - someone washed up with a CTE countdown clock (and nothing to say - which still made him the more entertaining half of his conversations from the inactive list with Larry No-Nuts)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:00 am 
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When Danny BernSTINE was talking about fat people being disgusting, not letting his wife get fat, the no fat contract

Getting kind of weird.

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What a little bitch. How fucking thin-skinned are you that you need to write 2 blog posts just because you were called a fat ass. This man has no place in male society, where - NEWS FLASH - men crack jokes about each other. This is as dumb as a black guy going up in arms because another black called him the n-word.

But you already could see he's an idiot if he thought Dez Clark was a good business partner - someone washed up with a CTE countdown clock (and nothing to say - which still made him the more entertaining half of his conversations from the inactive list with Larry No-Nuts)


I don't know why he needs to go the round about way with the obesist argument. Just say Terry was 500, Spiegs was 600 and Mac was the upper 200s and none of them is exactly svelte these days.

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When was Boers 500 lbs?


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When was Boers 500 lbs?


Never.

I think he said he was around 350 at his heaviest.

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When Danny BernSTINE was talking about fat people being disgusting, not letting his wife get fat, the no fat contract

Getting kind of weird.



Pardon me?


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Obeseist is a term I quoined yesterday, quite simply it means someone or something who hates obese people.


He "quoined" it yesterday. But it's in the urban dictionary from 10 years ago.

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What is a something who hates obese people? Like chairs, scales, and advertisements?

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SomeGuy wrote:
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When Danny BernSTINE was talking about fat people being disgusting, not letting his wife get fat, the no fat contract

Getting kind of weird.



Pardon me?

Dan's obsession with fat people. Beating up on fat people seems somehow gratuitous.

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My mom was a nutritionist for 10+ years, and at least half of her job was informal psychological counseling. She said obese people represent the last frontier of socially acceptable mockery. It really is unfortunate that B&B will jump down the throat of anyone who dares utter the word "thug," but have no compunction about resorting to lazy stereotypes and genuinely mean-spirited insults regarding anybody over three bills.

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That said, if BBQ Man seriously did his last segment drunk and honestly thought he could resolve the dispute by confronting Terry at a remote in Niles, then he's a dunce and I don't have a ton of sympathy for him.

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BBQ Man was PTFB radio. I don't know for sure if it was the worst Friday Fung possible, because I never listened to it while I did get to listen to "The Jim Nantz Sports Time Machine," but I can't imagine it was any good. It did cross my mind at some previous holiday that hey, Bernstein wasn't geeking out over that barbecue guy, but I didn't know the guy actually did the segment in no condition to perform. Geez.

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Dave In Champaign wrote:
My mom was a nutritionist for 10+ years, and at least half of her job was informal psychological counseling. She said obese people represent the last frontier of socially acceptable mockery. It really is unfortunate that B&B will jump down the throat of anyone who dares utter the word "thug," but have no compunction about resorting to lazy stereotypes and genuinely mean-spirited insults regarding anybody over three bills.

I think the Balds would be right there with them if not for the cancer link.


Horseshoe Bald is still acceptably mockable.


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That said, if BBQ Man seriously did his last segment drunk and honestly thought he could resolve the dispute by confronting Terry at a remote in Niles, then he's a dunce and I don't have a ton of sympathy for him.


Wha' whaaaaa?

He did his segment wasted? How did this come to light?


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She said obese people represent the last frontier of socially acceptable mockery.
Except for short people, ugly people, dumb people, lanky people, people with accents, and pretty much anything else.

I don't see why fat people should be free of mocking. It's not even a condition that can't at a minimum be controlled unlike something like height.

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A good portion of fat people have issues beyond their control


An even larger portion of them got excited when they read the words "Good portion" in that first sentence


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A good portion of fat people have issues beyond their control


An even larger portion of them got excited when they read the words "Good portion" in that first sentence


Correct, and awesome, respectively.

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SomeGuy wrote:
Wha' whaaaaa?

He did his segment wasted? How did this come to light?


No idea if it's true or not:

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Pretty sure the author is the "Q man". Back in the day (couple of years ago), he had several days a year when he would come on the show and give cooking tips. He would appear before July 4th, Thanksgiving, and a couple of other cooking type holidays. The last time I heard him do it he was clearly drunk or high. Completely incoherent. Dan/Terry were pretty disgusted with the guy and my guess is cut his bit, which pissed him off. My guess is he now uses this forum as a way to get back at the guys for killing his radio time.

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*obligatory joke about Terry Boers being disgusted with incoherence on the radio*

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I'd like to see Terry do a piledriver on Q-man!

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Dave In Champaign wrote:
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Wha' whaaaaa?

He did his segment wasted? How did this come to light?


No idea if it's true or not:

beni hanna wrote:
Pretty sure the author is the "Q man". Back in the day (couple of years ago), he had several days a year when he would come on the show and give cooking tips. He would appear before July 4th, Thanksgiving, and a couple of other cooking type holidays. The last time I heard him do it he was clearly drunk or high. Completely incoherent. Dan/Terry were pretty disgusted with the guy and my guess is cut his bit, which pissed him off. My guess is he now uses this forum as a way to get back at the guys for killing his radio time.

To expand, as Curious Hair mentioned, it was done as part of Friday Fung. This is speculation on my part, but it would not surprise me. They cut the segment off at about 12 minutes. Haven't done it since.

One of the shows he did was pretty funny. Some guy called in because he caught a 90 pound snapping turtle and wanted a recipe. Some snapping turtle banter ensued and it was a funny listen. Not sure if it would have made OKC's list of funnies, but good nonetheless.


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Isn't this the same fat fuck that used to have a segment around Memorial Day every year with B&B? For all of this hatred about the Score, he still doesn't mind listing them on his website

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I think the BBQ man kidnapped Mac


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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Isn't this the same fat fuck that used to have a segment around Memorial Day every year with B&B? For all of this hatred about the Score, he still doesn't mind listing them on his website

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Is BBQ Man also Haystacks Ross?

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