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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off |
I like the direction this thread is headed. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:08 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: *sigh* You and I are Ric Flair and Arn Anderson. Curious Hair, SomeGuy, BadRogue, Dave in Champagne are the young upstarts. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off |
SomeGuy wrote: I like the direction this thread is headed. Still not speaking to me? |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:29 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: SomeGuy wrote: I like the direction this thread is headed. Still not speaking to me? Wha!? Sorry, dude! I was in New Jersey all last week and have been getting back into the flow of things. It seems the realization that B&B is an awful radio show and not worth listening to is taking hold. I bought Halo 4, it is awesome. CoD Black Ops II is for tomorrow and my time at the Bears game last night was the single most miserable sporting event experience of my life. That is all.....for now. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off |
Terry's Peeps wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: *sigh* You and I are Ric Flair and Arn Anderson. Curious Hair, SomeGuy, BadRogue, Dave in Champagne are the young upstarts. More like Mongo McMichael, amirite?!? |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:36 pm ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: and my time at the Bears game last night was the single most miserable sporting event experience of my life. It was equally as miserable to watch on TV. You're not alone. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:41 pm ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: SomeGuy wrote: I like the direction this thread is headed. Still not speaking to me? Wha!? Sorry, dude! I was in New Jersey all last week and have been getting back into the flow of things. It seems the realization that B&B is an awful radio show and not worth listening to is taking hold. I bought Halo 4, it is awesome. CoD Black Ops II is for tomorrow and my time at the Bears game last night was the single most miserable sporting event experience of my life. That is all.....for now. MyGuy |
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| Author: | A7X [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off |
Don't let Berntein dictate the NAAAAARRRRAAAATIVE!!!
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:10 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Don't forget. Football should always be played in a dome to make every game be in the exact same conditions with the exact same style. Already hit this!
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:12 pm ] |
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Curious Hair 2012 = Kid Cairo 2007 |
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off |
So Dan acknowledges that "Marshall drops a lot of balls" and that "that's partially a function of targeting." You're two-thirds there! |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:13 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: Curious Hair 2012 = Kid Cairo 2007 I didn't have that many fans on my best day. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:15 pm ] |
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I've been a longtime Kid Cairo guy. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:19 pm ] |
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 @ CuriousAs I said last week, post-Bears shows are the worst now because again, they (Dan more than Terry) fancy themselves actual sports experts so now they feel like they have to break down the games. Problem is, they've never been good at it. Again, I liked the show better when they'd just talk about the goofy stuff that happened, have a laugh, make fun of a few meatball callers, and NOT TAKE THE SHIT SO SERIOUSLY! I'm becoming SomeGuy. Fuck. 
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:22 pm ] |
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hiram wrote: Guys quit mocking the seriousness of concussions and CTE! I am going to forward this thread to Dan so he can add it to his dossier. believe it or not, if you joke with maddux boy or schmutzie on twitter, they're liable to do the same thing. before you know it @boers_bernstein and @dan_bernstein pop up in the conversation because they gotta let dear leader know that someone is cracking wise near the top of the fiefdom/tribe. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:23 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Don't forget. Football should always be played in a dome to make every game be in the exact same conditions with the exact same style. and robots. don't forget the robots.... they're programmed to crack rick telander jokes whenever they're mentioned. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:24 pm ] |
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AHHHHHH the guys in the Leinenkugel commercial refer to each other by name in EVERY SINGLE LINE!!!! Good idea, John! Okay, Jake! What's that, John? It's beer, Jake! John, that's crazy. No it's not, Jake. AHHHH WE CAN TELL THEM APART STOP IT AHHHHH |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off |
Correct me if I'm wrong(or if I'm being simple minded leashyourkids), but isn't Bernstein's stance on concussions that "As long as the players know the dangers, then I'm fine with it. I don't want the game changed"? Has this changed? If so, who cares if the Bears and Cutler played out there with a concussion for a little while. He knows the dangers. One of the dangers is undiagnosed concussions. That's one of the stupid and selfish things about Bernstein's stance. He cares about concussions, but not to the point where he would support actual rules that would make the game safer for concussions because it would change the game too much. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:30 pm ] |
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I feel like I broke my cherry! |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:31 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Correct me if I'm wrong(or if I'm being simple minded leashyourkids), but isn't Bernstein's stance on concussions that "As long as the players know the dangers, then I'm fine with it. I don't want the game changed"? Has this changed? If so, who cares if the Bears and Cutler played out there with a concussion for a little while. He knows the dangers. One of the dangers is undiagnosed concussions. That's one of the stupid and selfish things about Bernstein's stance. He cares about concussions, but not to the point where he would support actual rules that would make the game safer for concussions because it would change the game too much. As far as I know, you are correct about Bernstein's stance. I just think he cares more when it's the team he roots for. He is a meatball, after all. He just hates himself for it. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:34 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: :salut: @ Curious As I said last week, post-Bears shows are the worst now because again, they (Dan more than Terry) fancy themselves actual sports experts so now they feel like they have to break down the games. Problem is, they've never been good at it. Again, I liked the show better when they'd just talk about the goofy stuff that happened, have a laugh, make fun of a few meatball callers, and NOT TAKE THE SHIT SO SERIOUSLY! I'm becoming SomeGuy. Fuck. You're just coming to the realization of some stark and brutal truths. The show has been in terminal decline for several years now and there is no stopping it, the inertia just too much to overcome. I used to be a long time guy but now I'm a no time guy. BernSTINE's vanity has caused him to morph the show into something it's not and can never be. His drive to shove his flimsy intellectualism into the show has totally failed and in turn it has ruined the show. The more he tries to lecture the listener and flash his fraudulent mental credentials at us the more he exposed himself to be an over compensating simpleton, albeit one with a microphone. He's like a police officer that uses this badge to overcome and compensate/get revenge for his abusive formative years. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off |
whenever they get to NBA talk, I'd like to hear their opinions on D'Antonio. I still think the Lakers could make the finals and win it, so I wonder if you'll hear some "can't win a championship with D'Antonio" talk... |
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| Author: | BD [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:36 pm ] |
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conns7901 wrote: Quote: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein Column coming on Chris Collinsworth. His casual treatment of concussion is far off the NFL's message. Especially today. #Bears Trying to create a controversy where one doesn't exist. What a ridiculous column by Bernstein. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:39 pm ] |
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How are you supposed to speak with gravitas about a concussion when the guy is still in the game? If you started keening like an Irish widow, "oh, his brain, his precious, precious brain" after every play where a guy took contact to the head or got his head jostled around, you'd never be able to say anything else. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:40 pm ] |
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City of Fools wrote: whenever they get to NBA talk, I'd like to hear their opinions on D'Antonio. I still think the Lakers could make the finals and win it, so I wonder if you'll hear some "can't win a championship with D'Antonio" talk... I am unfamiliar with this D'Antonio fella. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:40 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: City of Fools wrote: whenever they get to NBA talk, I'd like to hear their opinions on D'Antonio. I still think the Lakers could make the finals and win it, so I wonder if you'll hear some "can't win a championship with D'Antonio" talk... I am unfamiliar with this D'Antonio fella. Curt Henning |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:41 pm ] |
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D'Antonio and Shannon Brown would make for a guaranteed championship |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:42 pm ] |
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Curious Hair wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: City of Fools wrote: whenever they get to NBA talk, I'd like to hear their opinions on D'Antonio. I still think the Lakers could make the finals and win it, so I wonder if you'll hear some "can't win a championship with D'Antonio" talk... I am unfamiliar with this D'Antonio fella. Curt Henning 
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:43 pm ] |
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Franky T wrote: I feel like I broke my cherry! Three pages before the show started. I'd say your cherry splattered all over the CSFMB bedroom wall. Nice work. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:43 pm ] |
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RFDC wrote: D'Antonio and Shannon Brown would make for a guaranteed championship  we shall see...IF they all stay healthy, I see them upending the Thunder en route to a matchup with the Heat.
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