A balck, a jew and a polack walk into a bar...

for a 4 hour Cubs circle jerk.

...back to Spotify.

As soon as I heard Barry's nasally voice I ptfb

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I honestly don't listen much-Reared On The Score Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:38 am

The listening is fine over at AM1000 WMVP.

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If you like the listening equivalent to unflavored mush, sure.

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I meant to dbag Rozner this weekend. His Masters column over the weekend was part Tiger nostalgia and part shitting on the LPGA thing with the four stroke penalty. You had a leader board packed with the top names in pro golf, and he wants to tell us all about Tiger Woods. Maybe he'll write a Sandberg column tomorrow.

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Why is Bernstein not on the air today?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Jason REALLY dislikes/hates Steph Curry. Has referenced his "downfall" multiple times, including today...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Passover. He's deeply devoted.

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Not a mult.

Family vacation for the week for Bernstein.

Today's angle by Goff and Rozner: Sergio Garcia and Billy Pane are racist mother fuckers. They're actually correct. So that's the Masters talk.

Goff is back. I'm sure we'll here stories about his crazy week off that consisted of mundane things for most other people.

I once asked why Joe O doesn't get prime time subbing opportunities. He's gotten a few lately. His gambling cracker ass is the next "Maybe" for a prime time show. He's officially passed drinky.

Jesus Christ does Goff dominate the mic. Three guys in the booth and Goff asks 8 straight stupid/long winded questions to Bryant without letting his partners in.

He always dominates transition as well.

Management, I wish to report a crime against humanity

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As usual .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

And Jason Goff declares them both racist and kills them. Then he heads back to the crib. Keep it movin'.

He talks about race a lot too.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The KapMan said you're not a real Cub fan if you don't cry tonight when the banner is raised, and (right now, at least) W&S are discussing that.

This is terrible, and I'm not even going to bother with Goff, Rozner, and Ostrowski.

Well apparently Barry does Tom Cruise a Few Good Men impressions. Oh and Goff hates old people for living too long.

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Goff is back and so is amateur hour on the score.

Goff just roasted Bernsie for saying Bryant had a drinking problem. Barry laughed along.

Apparently some Score personalities are aware of this...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

RoshHashHahn-A

He's had how long to do that and waits until Bernstein isn't there ? What a pussy/

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Oh the excited Barry and his fawning over all things Tiger. Enough! Yeah he was great. "Rory has muscles because of Tiger."

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Brothers know how to get out of the way. Diabetes, heart disease, it's just making room for the new generation.

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By the way, Barry, Tiger has muscles because of PEDs. That's the truth.

Barry:

Barry is so stupid.

He says the Cubs are special because they don't take their time getting to fly balls.

Well, that's everybody. If they do take their time it's because they tracked it and know they got it. That's not being lazy. It's knowing you got it. When it's a tough route every player goes hard. That's every player on every team. Cubs don't hustle for balls more than any other team contrary to what Barry says.

In other words, if the ball is a mile high pop up and you know you have it, you don't have to sprint to the spot to camp under it. Dumb ass barry.

i know jason likes to laugh and pound the table more than anything else, but does anyone know if he's trying his luck at stand up comedy, in or around clubs in the city?

that stretch where he kept hammering home on the old people and how theyre taking up his oxygen and then theyre like the extra packets of sauce you dont need but are okay having...that straight up sounded like someone testing out material for a 5 minute routine. tweak here, tweak there, trying to get the right laugh.

i mean, it failed. but it still came off that way

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Sounds like Bernstein which makes sense if Goff is doing it then.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Nah.

Goff's comedy is basically ripping off David Chappelle and Chris Rock. Much like Terry Boers ripped off David Letterman.

Looks like ESPN1000 is the same as it ever was.

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