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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:46 pm 
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Got some weird shit going on in our back yard, huh.

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The preceding segment about getting stuff rammed up your ass has been brought to you by Theraworx Relief aerosol foam. Prevent foot and leg cramps with Theraworx. Relieves muscle cramps fast and reduces soreness. Not recommended for anal prolapse.

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These are some of the lessons only football can teach.

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The preceding segment has been brought to you by the Exergen children's forehead thermometer: that's right, Wheaton, it doesn't have to go up your butt.

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Not their best work, but any talk about evangelicals and anuses brings this very NSFW video to mond...

https://youtu.be/7pzs0aGu1fU

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Not their best work, but any talk about evangelicals and anuses brings this very NSFW video to mond...

https://youtu.be/7pzs0aGu1fU

yeah, that would have been more effective if it were two minutes shorter....

Still, "God's exception" :lol: What the Christ....


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These two clowns never played football at this level, nor attended Wheaton College, I suggest
they stay out of Wheaton College Football Business......

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These two clowns never played football at this level, nor attended Wheaton College, I suggest
they stay out of Wheaton College Football Business......

Is this a joke?

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These two clowns never played football at this level, nor attended Wheaton College, I suggest
they stay out of Wheaton College Football Business......

Is this a joke?

That's 1 pro anal hazing participant. I would assume there are a few others on this board.

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WHO'S IN FAVOR OF BEING SODOMIZED AGAINST THEIR WILL? LIGHT 'EM UP!

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Now they're telling us to feel bad for NBA players and radio hosts who have to read mean things on Twitter. Never said this before but I think I want more anal rape talk.

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What's the big deal?

I had a broom stick shoved up my ass against my will when I was 18.

As you guys know, I turned out fine.


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You can sing the thread title along to that cliche conga-line ditty ... no idea what it's called ... I recall Homer & Bart singing "You don't win friends with salad" to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Kj17oVHAk

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What's the big deal?

I had a broom stick shoved up my ass against my will when I was 18.

As you guys know, I turned out fine.



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WHO'S IN FAVOR OF BEING SODOMIZED AGAINST THEIR WILL? LIGHT 'EM UP!

:lol: :lol:

You're doing God's work here CH

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These are some of the lessons only football can teach.


Very nice!

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I love every Amelia Bedelia who says football teaches kids to get knocked down and get back up again, as if it's not just a metaphor. "Yeah, I think kids should be taught to really put their noses to the grindstone, so I'm rubbing my son's face against this rock."

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Wheaton College Butt Stuff would be a good name for a campus sex shop.

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Curious Hair is right.

It's great to see that Jason Goff is against brooms up asses. He learned from Bernstein. Be passionate about something everybody is against. And talk like everybody is for it.

Although, like I said, it happened to me against my will. The broom up your ass isn't as bad as you might think.

I want everybody here to give it a try.


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Learned a lot today. Christian schools are bad was the main point I got out of today's show.

Show got better closer to sundown for some reason today


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That alum who called earlier....Hoo boy, that was bad.


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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Not their best work, but any talk about evangelicals and anuses brings this very NSFW video to mond...

https://youtu.be/7pzs0aGu1fU


they ran like an entire album of garfunkel and oats on comedy central radio one day so i listened while mowing the lawn. it was some of the most unfunny shit i'd ever listened to. i know that comedians are usually supportive of their unfunny counterparts as long as material is original but i can't help but assume that most comedians can't stand this garbage.


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Beardown wrote:
Curious Hair is right.

It's great to see that Jason Goff is against brooms up asses. He learned from Bernstein. Be passionate about something everybody is against. And talk like everybody is for it.

Although, like I said, it happened to me against my will. The broom up your ass isn't as bad as you might think.

I want everybody here to give it a try.


no no no dude, he got a text from a guy who said its cool to get hazed. that 1 texter is a representative of like ALL OF THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT.


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If Curious Hair doesn't append his signature to include beardown saying "Curious Hair is right" then I'm convinced he'll never do what it takes to fit in 100.0% around here =P

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Douchebag wrote:
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Sarge wrote:
These two clowns never played football at this level, nor attended Wheaton College, I suggest
they stay out of Wheaton College Football Business......

Is this a joke?

That's 1 pro anal hazing participant. I would assume there are a few others on this board.




The event was called "Jokes and Pokes", has everyone lost their sense of humor??? America is all too wound up, geeezzzz.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Not their best work, but any talk about evangelicals and anuses brings this very NSFW video to mond...

https://youtu.be/7pzs0aGu1fU


they ran like an entire album of garfunkel and oats on comedy central radio one day so i listened while mowing the lawn. it was some of the most unfunny shit i'd ever listened to. i know that comedians are usually supportive of their unfunny counterparts as long as material is original but i can't help but assume that most comedians can't stand this garbage.

We are not their target demographic.

Some of their early stuff is cute in small doses, such as Weed Card.

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Sarge wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Sarge wrote:
These two clowns never played football at this level, nor attended Wheaton College, I suggest
they stay out of Wheaton College Football Business......

Is this a joke?

That's 1 pro anal hazing participant. I would assume there are a few others on this board.




The event was called "Jokes and Pokes", has everyone lost their sense of humor??? America is all too wound up, geeezzzz.

People need to relax. Stop complaining like you have a stick up your ass.

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Curious Hair wrote:
I love every Amelia Bedelia who says football teaches kids to get knocked down and get back up again, as if it's not just a metaphor.


I learned that lesson from Chumbawumba.

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Curious Hair wrote:
I love every Amelia Bedelia who says football teaches kids to get knocked down and get back up again, as if it's not just a metaphor. "Yeah, I think kids should be taught to really put their noses to the grindstone, so I'm rubbing my son's face against this rock."

It's pretty funny. I can't speak to football but I played basketball for my whole childhood and I'm pretty sure I could have learned the same lessons from being on the chess team.

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Wow,let's meet at RealTime Sports to disgust further.


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