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PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:28 pm 
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When he's actually 48.

I don't get it.

I know stress ages people but what the hell stress has he had in his life? He was born privileged. Daddy got him into Duke. Bounced around for a few years with low paying jobs like everybody. Didn't have a wife or kids during that period. He got an easy 6 figure job in his early 30s. Wife and kids are healthy. Claims he works out every day and doesn't over eat. Like Good Dolphin once pointed out, his job allows him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at his house.

Still, he looks 20 years older than his age.

Explain this to me. Why does he age like a president?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:35 pm 
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Don’t discriminate against the greys.

I blame the incessant crosswording.


It's not just the grey hair. He'd look 70 with black hair.


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Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:45 pm 
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Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


Brothers don't take fashion advice from crackers!!!!!

Still, Jason looks very happy and comfortable with his arm around a racist. He's the only brother that would be that way. But it's for his career so we all get it. He would hate Bernstein otherwise.


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Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does has this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.


Is that for frequenting a casual ice bar?

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Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does has this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.


Is that for frequenting a casual ice bar?



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The hell with Bernstein and his white hair. Look at goff. He looks like he has lebron's hairline and used that spray paint shit on it.

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The hell with Bernstein and his white hair. Look at goff. He looks like he has lebron's hairline and used that spray paint shit on it.


Nobody loves Lebron more than Goff. Not Lebron's mother. Not Lebron's wife. Not Lebron's kids. Not Lebron's hookers.

Goff love affair with Lebron is the most beautiful love story in the history of love stories.


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im honored that beardown stole my question from last night w/screengrab too


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im honored that beardown stole my question from last night w/screengrab too


It deserved it's own thread. I've talked about Bernstein looking beyond his age in other threads. So have other people. Now we have the official thread.


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Bernstein is a good-looking man.

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im honored that beardown stole my question from last night w/screengrab too

He said it was one of the top five questions posted on the message board.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Bernstein is a good-looking man.

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It's fine. Bernstein looks like he looks. He can't help it.

But for a guy that comments on other people's looks he's really not one to talk.

Granted, he's evolved, so he doesn't do it as much as he did before "BOOBS".


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Beardown wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Bernstein is a good-looking man.

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Slider...

... you stink.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.

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Keeping your family safe from the Gestapo takes it toll bruh.

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Success is earned every day and it takes a toll to put yourself among the greatest Chicago sports radio hosts of all time.

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Ive been getting grey hairs. I tried just for men and was shocked how good my hair looked after. I didn't realize a few grey hairs was actually a lot.

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I notice it a lot when I'm getting a hair cut. It sucks, going bald and gray and I am too fat for a shaved head. Bad combo.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


I think Bernstein more or less looks his age.

Good call on Goff. That looks silly.


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does jason wear a lebron headband when he plays ball?


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When he's actually 48.

I don't get it.

I know stress ages people but what the hell stress has he had in his life? He was born privileged. Daddy got him into Duke. Bounced around for a few years with low paying jobs like everybody. Didn't have a wife or kids during that period. He got an easy 6 figure job in his early 30s. Wife and kids are healthy. Claims he works out every day and doesn't over eat. Like Good Dolphin once pointed out, his job allows him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at his house.

Still, he looks 20 years older than his age.

Explain this to me. Why does he age like a president?

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Where'd that pic come from? Curious to see how chummy S&P are


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Thought I heard S&P say last week they all had to take new pics for new management or something.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.


My brother does this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.



Does he roll the bottom of his pants up, so you can see his ankles as well? I see this a lot.


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When he's actually 48.

I don't get it.

I know stress ages people but what the hell stress has he had in his life? He was born privileged. Daddy got him into Duke. Bounced around for a few years with low paying jobs like everybody. Didn't have a wife or kids during that period. He got an easy 6 figure job in his early 30s. Wife and kids are healthy. Claims he works out every day and doesn't over eat. Like Good Dolphin once pointed out, his job allows him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at his house.

Still, he looks 20 years older than his age.

Explain this to me. Why does he age like a president?

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