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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:36 pm 
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This could be a fun bit. How would he have been? I started it in another thread but this could be fun. I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Had Goff been Mike North's producer Goff would have adopted a Chicago accent and would have it to this day. I think he would be wearing "wife beaters" and would have married a "chain smoking" white girl from Bridgeport. He would have voted for Trump and be against players kneeling for the national anthem.
Goff would have been married right after he knocked up the white girl from Bridgeport. Not like the current situation. Because that "chain smoking", Irish-Catholic, girl's Dad would have killed Goff had it taken this long.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:47 pm 
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I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:47 pm 
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Goff would love Da Ma Na.


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Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:50 pm 
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Bernstein would hate this Jason Goff but wouldn't be able to do him like he did Mike Murphy because Goff is black. The optics wouldn't be good in Bernstein's mind.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:51 pm 
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What is this guy talking about?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:52 pm 
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Goff would grow a playoff beard for the Blackhawks.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:55 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
What is this guy talking about?


Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.


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What is this guy talking about?


Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.

Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:57 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
Beardown wrote:
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What is this guy talking about?


Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.

Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born?


Let's not get technical. Just play along with my bit or leave.


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What is this guy talking about?


Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.

Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born?


Let's not get technical. Just play along with my bit or leave.

You want me to play with your bit? That's kinda inappropriate.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:00 pm 
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Goff would like me

:cheers:


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Beardown wrote:
Goff would like me

:cheers:

Why?

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Darkside wrote:
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Goff would like me

:cheers:

Why?


You're right. That wouldn't change. He would still hate me.


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Goff would buy his weed from Da Ma Na's guy. Goff would gamble through Da Ma Na's bookie.


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What if beardown got laid?
What would be different?

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Log out for a while, Beardown. Seriously.

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Darkside wrote:
What if beardown got laid?
What would be different?


Without paying? That's easy. I would release the girl chained to my furnace.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:33 pm 
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Goff would have banged Jen Jen the Engine.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:37 pm 
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Jesus...


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Good point. Goff would have become Catholic and gone to Church every week.


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If you guys honestly don't think Goff would have been different if given to North instead of Bernstein, you guys are idiots.


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Better hit the eject button on this concept.

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Goff wouldn't have had to pretend to like drinky. He actually would have liked him.


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Beerdown has been much more coherent lately.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Beardown wrote:
I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

I missed this earlier, but :D

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This is painful to read. Oy.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:06 pm 
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White women would have loved me had Goff been North's producer.

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Goff would have named his first born "Tylor" or "Cody" or some other stupid white name.


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