This is kind of amusing. Dan was talking about teenage girls he saw on their way to Lollapalooza.

Cut-off shorts that so short the pockets stick out!
Incredibly small bikini tops!
Cleavage Glitter!

The only thing missing was a sighting of Matt Abbattacola shouting "SLUT!" at them.

They had Anthony Miller on. He was a great interview. Kid sounds he is going to be a special one. Bear fans will want to check out that interview

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Did he endorse these fashions?

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Is he trying out to be the play by play man.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Not sure I follow...

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

He was surprised how revealingly they were dressed but didn't sound entirely disappointed at having seen them.

He really shouldn't grapple them unless he's certain that she won't complain about it, as otherwise one of their parents might press charges.

Of course, Dan is coming to the realization, so to speak, that his daughter is only a few years from dressing like that and, if she's any kind of even average looking by that point, having dozens of teenage boys and probably a few teenage girls wanting to grapple with her fashions.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Yeah, I was wondering whether Dan grapples with fashions the way Paul Byrd struggles with pornography. Deep cut.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

mmmm, anyone else get aroused after reading this? I think "it" moved...

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

Doesn't Dan have a teen-aged daughter? Creepy.

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thought he said they were looking at colleges

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yeah, I remember him talking about his daughter as a toddler when listening to B&B in like 2003, so that would make her about college age now.

Probably nervous about her attracting white guys.

There is zero doubt that the Bernsie kids will be marrying white people of a certain religious persuasion. Don't call that bigoted though.

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suprisingly Bernise made no reference to how he watched those young girls, pants off, in his infiniti, parked by the el station with the hazard lights on, beating his miserable
small pud like it owed him money


fuck you bernise


later
sabu

Sounds like he did what anyone else would have done given the circumstances.

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I think he drives an Acura.

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