I heard a bit of transition this morning and Connor said he used to be a bouncer. Mully and Haugh were surprised at this, saying he must have been the skinniest bouncer in Chicago. Conner said it was at a hipser bar in Wicker Park and he was the most initimidating bouncer there. After several months Connor asked the owner about it, and was told him that he had a theory that the bigger the bouncer, the more likely drunk guys will want to prove how tough they are by starting a fight with him thinking they can't hurt a big guy. So, he was trying an experiment at this bar by hiring skinny bouncers.

I think Connor said he quit shortly after that.

I don't think he was ever a race car driver.

Not my favorite Smiths song.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Connor in a Coma does have a nice ring to it.

I heard a BIT of transition this morning and Connor said he USED to be a bouncer. Mully and Haugh were surprised at this, saying he must have been the skinniest bouncer in Chicago. Conner said it was at a HIPSTER bar in Wicker PARK and he was the most INTIMIDATING bouncer there. After several months Connor ASKED the owner about it, and was TOLD him that he had a THEORY that the bigger the bouncer, the MORE likely drunk guys will want to prove how TOUGH they are by starting a fight with him THINKING they can't hurt a big guy. So, he was trying an EXPERIMENT at this bar by hiring skinny bouncers.

I think Connor said he quit shortly AFTER that.

I don't think he was ever a race car driver.