Chicago Fanatics Message Board
http://chicagofanatics.com/

Connor Was a Bouncer
http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=118434
Page 1 of 1

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:20 am ]
Post subject:  Connor Was a Bouncer

I heard a bit of transition this morning and Connor said he used to be a bouncer. Mully and Haugh were surprised at this, saying he must have been the skinniest bouncer in Chicago. Conner said it was at a hipser bar in Wicker Park and he was the most initimidating bouncer there. After several months Connor asked the owner about it, and was told him that he had a theory that the bigger the bouncer, the more likely drunk guys will want to prove how tough they are by starting a fight with him thinking they can't hurt a big guy. So, he was trying an experiment at this bar by hiring skinny bouncers.

I think Connor said he quit shortly after that.

I don't think he was ever a race car driver.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Connor Was a Bouncer

Not my favorite Smiths song.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Connor Was a Bouncer

Furious Styles wrote:
Not my favorite Smiths song.


Connor in a Coma does have a nice ring to it.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Connor Was a Bouncer

I heard a BIT of transition this morning and Connor said he USED to be a bouncer. Mully and Haugh were surprised at this, saying he must have been the skinniest bouncer in Chicago. Conner said it was at a HIPSTER bar in Wicker PARK and he was the most INTIMIDATING bouncer there. After several months Connor ASKED the owner about it, and was TOLD him that he had a THEORY that the bigger the bouncer, the MORE likely drunk guys will want to prove how TOUGH they are by starting a fight with him THINKING they can't hurt a big guy. So, he was trying an EXPERIMENT at this bar by hiring skinny bouncers.

I think Connor said he quit shortly AFTER that.

I don't think he was ever a race car driver.

Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
https://www.phpbb.com/