CLEANING UP SPORTING EVENTS THE DAN BERNSTEIN WAY
1. Say to jack up the prices so poor people can't afford to go.
2. Use radio show as platform for complaining that nobody goes to certain local games.
3. Use radio show to tell people who can't afford to go that no one is making them go.
4. Continue using radio show to make people go.
5. Uh oh, someone puked in a parking lot! Say to jack up the prices again.
And so on.

Extrapolating beyond ticket sales, as the cost of groceries, gasoline, and pretty much everything has gone up, can we assume that the fat and tattooed have been priced out of mere existence? or at least made to move west of Elburn? If it's too expensive to live somewhere, go live somewhere else. Somewhere where you're...not near anything and have to drive really far.

Let's hope this was just a one-day flight of fancy that will be completely irrelevant to today's program! There is, of course, that chance that it comes up again, something that will truly put the "eek" in "bye week."

Yeah I turned it on at the top of the hour and couldn't make it 20 minutes.

This is a perfect example of them being full of shit with the mantra "we don't create interest, we reflect it". Nobody gives a shit about Lance Armstrong anymore besides Dan, mofo, and like 9 French guys.

It may be true, but imagine if a caller, particularly one named Bob, called in and said that the Big 10 can't compete because all, or a majority, of the fast players live south? Also if said caller referenced California as one of the schools from the South, calls would be banned for the rest of the show.

Why are you speaking in code Bob? Are you trying to say that because its warmer down south and that its a well known stereotype that black football players are fast and dont like the cold that that is the reason those schools are better????? Isn't.That.What.You're.Really.Saying???

I won't say nobody, but very few people care much about the following topics:

Concussions
Sandusky
Illini football
Sox fan attendance
Lance

and if you did care about any of those topics, you are tired of hearing about them by now.

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

They won't know who Tim Beckman is, let alone CNN's Candy Crowley...

Joe Biden has known "Beck-Beck" for 39 years.

Who? Glenn Beck?

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

No Mr. Crowley. Ozzy wrote a song about him.

Biden is doing a GOOD job.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Could "I'm Connor McDoink" be a longshot for QOTY contention? I would have to see the leaderboard.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.