Monday's show is set. B&B will dedicate 5 hours to all of the wrong things said about the murder-suicide on NFL pre game shows. How it's not tragic that he's dead. That it's only tragic for the girlfriend and the 3 month old infant. That he's a murderer and it was disgusting how all of the NFL talking heads said that they are praying for him. Terry will say that he would piss on his grave. Bernstein will make a bad joke saying they should change "Arrowhead Stadium" to "Bullethead Stadium". Drinky will jump on to repeat everything Bernstein says and make his own bad jokes. They'll make fun of Chiefs fans for leaving flowers around the stadium. Boers, Bernstein and Drinky are scrambling their jets for an attack as we speak. This is big stuff for them.

Get ready. Take cover.

Why? Why's it tragic for him?



And...he's a murderer. Why is it tragic for him?



Good people aren't murderers.

and so on...

Oh my God. Just thought of something. If the Chief wear a black band or his number on their jerseys, B&B will have a week worth of shows. Or if they ask for a moment of silence for him before the game.

Bernstein: HE...IS...A...MURDERER. YOU DON't HONOR MURDERERS. MURDER. DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND!!!! MURDER!!!!! WHAT TYPE OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?

Boers: Eeeeeeeeeeeeee. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Drinky:

And of course this was caused by CTE, and all his white brain matter is scattered all over the parking lot.

Hopefully, we will get Jason Bernstein's thoughts/tweets about this.

RIP Chief Keef.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Terry: "Now only if old front butt Charlie Weis would done this in parking lot the world would be better off...."

Everybody associated with the NFL is gonna do and say the WRONG thing tomorrow. "Team Bernstein" is waiting for it with baited breath.

Chris Berman: (Somber tone) Ehhhh Tommy, murder. Ehhh, suicide. Ehhhh, sad. Ehhhh, what?

Tom Jackson: Well, Boom, it's a tragedy. I got up this morning and said a prayer for the young man. I don't want people to remember him for shooting his girlfriend or himself. What I want is for people to remember that he thanked his head coach and GM before he put a bullet in his head. Oh, and by the way, FUCK THAT JAY CUTLER

Chirs Berman: Very well said, Tommy. We'll be back...

(Screen fades to black. Picture of the linebacker 1987-2012)

Real or completely imagined.

I highly doubt the NFL is going to honor a murder/suicide. They'll broach the topic, but no honor.

I don't think so either. Even if some dumb ass from the Chiefs thinks of a patch, the NFL will tell them no. Still, some players will carve his number into their heads or write it on their shoes. The cameras will find it. The announcers on the game will say "That's great."

The moment of silence before each NFL game will be for the "Tragedy". They won't say his name. They'll say to keep your thoughts and prayers with the families of those involved in this tragedy. Something like that. Maybe it will just be at the Chiefs game.

If they do say his name, B&B win!!!! They'll be looking for it and then it's OVER!!!! They'll blow up the entire NFL on Monday. But they'll get them for broadcaster or player comments anyway. It's a given that they'll say stupid stuff.

Dan: ...and our producers are drinky and Tani. Blah, blah, blah. Alight Terry, let's go!!!!!

Terry: Oh yeah. I'm ready.

Dan: Moment of silence for him.

Terry: Wrong!!!!

Drinky: Yeah, wrong!!!!

Dan: Teammates crying for him with his numbered shaved in their heads!!!!

Terry: Wrong.

Drinky: Yeah, wrong!!!!!

Dan: Fans with Teddy Bears/Flower shrines around the stadium. Fans weeping in the stands!!!!

Terry: Wrong!!!!

Drinky: Yeah, wrong!!!!!

Dan: The broadcaster. Oy. The broadcasters saying that this will inspire the team. MURDER SHOULDN'T INSPIRE ANYBODY!!!!!!

Terry: Wrong!!!!!

Drinky: Yeah, wrong!!!!!! Hey, what do you think was the last thing going through his mind, guys? THE BULLET!!!!!

Dan: Oy.

Drinky:

Dan: Scoreboard update time!!!!

Uninspired, unfunny, useless nonsense again from Beardown. What else is new.

YOU SUCK

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The world's gene pool could use a little more chlorine.

How does this murder-suicide get the Chiefs closer to a championship?

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Bernstein: Hey Terry, did you see the shot of the red-faced, fat women in lying in the Chiefs parking lot to form this scumbag's number.?

Terry: I saw it. I saw it.

Drinky: Yeah, that was dumb.

Bernstein: Hey Terry, did you see on the NFL network where they made a shrine for this scumbbag, lit candles and Michael Irvin broke down in tears while Rich Eisen consoled him.

Terry: I saw it. I saw it.

Drinky: I saw it too!!!! That was dumb and stupid. Boy oh boy, am I mad!!!!!

When it happens almost exactly as he describes you should come back and apologize.

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Communists are just people who are terrible at capitalism.

So if someone watches the KC game, that means they support murder/suicides right? I mean in team Bernsteins world.

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Dan will be able to calm the masses by relaying an incident that happened while he was a 17 year old attending summer camp with 8 year olds.
Terry will have drool spilling out of his mouth while retracting his comments about demanding and receiving detail about what hazing the twins would receive at Lambda Lambda Lambda.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Dan's work is never quite done, is it? He does so much for everyone in situations like this and gets so little in return.

They'll be right in everything they say. But to make this an entire Monday sow is disgusting. But that's what they do. Look for something in which to be indignant and outraged. Buck the usual sports topics that people want to discuss. And go wild crying and bitching about the disgusting wrongs of the sports world.

Drinky: Yeah, that's right. I hate that too.

Beardown: For Christ's sake, drinky, shut the hell up.

Drinky:

Won't be a whole show. They're obviously going to talk about the Bears game as much as contractually obligated.

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This was caused by untested mental illness/depression/drugsorsteroids. Not CTE.

CTE suicides have involved men >40 who chose to commit suicide privately, he did it at the team parking lot in front of Pioli and Crennel. CTE guys haven't taken out someone too.

Im betting this is a case of untreated mental disease. Reminds me of Chris Benoit but he took out his whole family including his son. Anyway, its screwed up.

Bernstein will be baiting throughout Monday.

daa! daa!
DUUUDE WAS JUST AN ASSHOLE
daa! daa!
DUUUDE WAS JUST AN ASSHOLE

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Yeah. They might wait until Tuesday, begrudginley, to do 5 hours on "murder-suicide" talk. Gotta talk about the stupid Bears game to the stupid sports fans cuz it's a "sports talk" show. God, they hate that they have this format. But they'll be chumming the waters for the "Murder-suicide" talk while they talk Bears.

I still say at least 40% "murder-suicide" talk on Monday.

If the Bears lose, that may be so. But if they win, especially big, then it will be 65% murder-suicide, 34.7% Bears, 0.3% Philip Humber.

It's going to be tough. Can they contain themselves until Tuesday? They shut down the works the day after a Bears game for the post mortem.

Dan: I know this is a Bears Monday but I just feel we have an obligation to mention the Javon Belcher murder/suicide.

Terry: Oh my God.

Dan: Twitter has been exploding all weekend about this and the Booyahs are already sculpting the narrative about this being a human tragedy.

Terry: Bunch of walking rectums.

Dan: This is the latest from Deadspin: "Blah hyperbolic byline blah. Blah blah fratboy humor. Blah fucking used as an adjective ten times blah."

Terry: What an absolute penis this guy was. My KC guy has been all over this. And, I, uh, look, *sigh*, for the love of God...

Dan: Here's an email from Bill on Capitol Hill that doubles as a homoerotic serenade to me.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Dan - If I want to talk 100% "murder-suicide", I'll talk 100% "murder-suicide". Just like if I want to talk 100% "Child Rape", I'll talk 100% "Child Rape". You either listen or you don't. That's the deal.

Beardown - I know Dan, I know. Mitch?

Mitch - Leave me alone. I'm scared of him. Please, Beardown. Don't make me talk to him. I know we should be talking Bears on a Monday. Just let him do what he wants. I'll be under my desk in a fetal position, sucking my thumb until it's over. Please, don't bitch to Zim. Please?

Beardown - Oy.