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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:14 am 
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I had a similar experience to rpb once. I was in a grass parking lot run by a local business at the Illinois State Fair and the driver asked "Will there be room for the big car we are driving in?" and the guy responded "Yeah, a (slur) car just got through too". The fact that he was willing to use this type of language with someone he didn't even know was quite shocking but all we did was leave with no reaction. Did Seacrest expect us to give him a lecture? Would that change his mind?

You should have pulled over and explained to that carny that you don't care for his bigoted language. Any person who actually thinks racism is a problem would have.
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This was the football equivalent of an afternoon in line at the DMV, any Wes Anderson movie, the last class period of the day with a substitute droning about equilateral angles or a particularly abrasive dental cleaning.

At least it’s over.


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We got to watch streaks of electricity flickering in the skies around the stadium, wishing for a different kind of energy to make all of it better.

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Bernstein trying to "out" a realtor guy for the most innocuous of tweets

Dan Bernstein‏Verified account @dan_bernstein 49m49 minutes ago
Feel free to give this guy a call on the number he provides. Dan Bernstein added,
Ray Lind @QuadCityRealtor
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He wears shirts with communist killers of INNOCENT PEOPLE. He wears "cops are pigs" socks. And you treat him like the second coming. LOL


And who is that "Schmutize" fucker? That guy is a real obnoxious fuck too.


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Bernstein has shooters in the QC. Careful realtor man


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I had a similar experience to rpb once. I was in a grass parking lot run by a local business at the Illinois State Fair and the driver asked "Will there be room for the big car we are driving in?" and the guy responded "Yeah, a (slur) car just got through too". The fact that he was willing to use this type of language with someone he didn't even know was quite shocking but all we did was leave with no reaction. Did Seacrest expect us to give him a lecture? Would that change his mind?

You should have pulled over and explained to that carny that you don't care for his bigoted language. Any person who actually thinks racism is a problem would have.

if it was in front of my kid, I would have said something...

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Bernstein trying to "out" a realtor guy for the most innocuous of tweets

Dan Bernstein‏Verified account @dan_bernstein 49m49 minutes ago
Feel free to give this guy a call on the number he provides. Dan Bernstein added,
Ray Lind @QuadCityRealtor
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He wears shirts with communist killers of INNOCENT PEOPLE. He wears "cops are pigs" socks. And you treat him like the second coming. LOL


And who is that "Schmutize" fucker? That guy is a real obnoxious fuck too.


If the Realtor answered the calls, he'd be the only one of those two that takes calls.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I had a similar experience to rpb once. I was in a grass parking lot run by a local business at the Illinois State Fair and the driver asked "Will there be room for the big car we are driving in?" and the guy responded "Yeah, a (slur) car just got through too". The fact that he was willing to use this type of language with someone he didn't even know was quite shocking but all we did was leave with no reaction. Did Seacrest expect us to give him a lecture? Would that change his mind?

You should have pulled over and explained to that carny that you don't care for his bigoted language. Any person who actually thinks racism is a problem would have.


He should have parked in the infield.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:07 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I mean :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?


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So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?

He grips legal briefs the same way .

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:14 pm 
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My four year old asked me why Devin Hester didn't know the routes. I said it's because he is a defensive back. Then my son said, "Why can't Dr. Paine teach him a post pattern?" "I don't know, bud, I just don't know."

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I’d have that same story but my next-door neighbor wasn’t a Principal of a prestigious high school with a PHD and a rocket arm.

He was 70-year-old former horse race owner that drank Crown Royal by the case.

The only go-route he knew was “hey, Dr. Ken, go grab that Royal.”

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:24 pm 
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blackhawksfan wrote:
So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?


How do old female business owners throw?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:26 pm 
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blackhawksfan wrote:
So, what we learned from that story is Mr. Bernstein threw a football like an aging female principle?


How do old female business owners throw?


Like Jay Cutler.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:27 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I mean :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Dan made this story up. He's so desperate to make up for "Boobs". Has been ever since "Boobs" happened.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I mean :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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This is humiliating.


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Calling a big fat bullshit on a preschooler retaining any knowledge of button-hook routes.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:28 am 
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Calling a big fat bullshit on a preschooler retaining any knowledge of button-hook routes.


Hey fella, this ain't no ordinary preschooler we're talking about!

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He doesn’t see what he writes and says as fiction. He sees himself as the writer and commentator we need in this turbotimes. Like some old time classic writer.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:46 am 
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Who believes their own bullshit more, Bernstein or Julie?

A 50 or 60 year old woman is teaching a 4 year old button hook patterns
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My earliest route memory was the goat on Sandler’s CD saying “you fucking button-hooked me.”

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Dan failed to mention that she was also instrumental in his budding love for urban music as she would say "Dr. Paine in the house, y'all" every time she would be invited over.

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So when Dan was talking about how he enjoyed House of Pain, he just meant he liked going to his neighbor's house?

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Is it possible the neighbor hated 4 year old Dan and wanted him to get good at football so he would get CTE?

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He also failed to mention that he rebuked Ms. Paine for using the title "Doctor" as she was not a physician.

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I found Bernstein's next door neighbor

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I found Bernstein's next door neighbor

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He (she) gone.

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Inspirational. I find his story deeply moving.

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What is it with WSCR and all the lying by their hosts? I never hear hosts on AM1000 spewing the bullshit like Bernstein, Leery, and Julie.

The only person there who comes close is Kaplan but I've never gotten the impression he was lying, just bragging and name dropping.


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