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Joe Orr Road Rod
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Spinal Tap, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, etc. are a completely different genre than the insipid Airplane!, Naked Gun, and Police Squad. The latter are for dumbfucks. I had a half-ass friend who just loved Hot Shots, Part Deux. Except he called it "Hot Shots, Part Dukes". And that's exactly the audience those movies are designed for.


Part Dukes... :lol: A Weber grad?


Roosevelt. :lol: :lol:

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Spinal Tap, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, etc. are a completely different genre than the insipid Airplane!, Naked Gun, and Police Squad. The latter are for dumbfucks.


You don't get to put Airplane! in the same category as Hot Shots, Part Dukes.

On another note: Kentucky Fried Movie was funny, but aimed at 15 year old boys.

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So much insincere sorrow from politicians who have spent careers both dehumanizing LGBT people and flooding the country with murder weapons.


Maybe they have "evolved" like the creator of Count Faggula.

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Pro dad tip: don't bet real money on a pitching-accuracy contest with an 11-year-old who practices way more than you do. I'm out $100 cash.

So his kid beat him at throwing a ball, big fucking deal. The contest should have been hitting a 95mph fastball. Berns would have cleaned up.

No, if he TRIED that, neither one would touch the baseball with their bat. Pencil necked wimp would probably hurt himself trying to catch up to a 95 MPH heater.

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Pro dad tip: don't bet real money on a pitching-accuracy contest with an 11-year-old who practices way more than you do. I'm out $100 cash.

So his kid beat him at throwing a ball, big fucking deal. The contest should have been hitting a 95mph fastball. Berns would have cleaned up.

No, if he TRIED that, neither one would touch the baseball with their bat. Pencil necked wimp would probably hurt himself trying to catch up to a 95 MPH heater.


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So much insincere sorrow from politicians who have spent careers both dehumanizing LGBT people and flooding the country with murder weapons.


Maybe they have "evolved" like the creator of Count Faggula.


So much insincere sorrow that they give a flying shit about LBGT or Muslims beyond how it advances their Twitter brand. He gives a flying shit about anything beyond his bank account, children's potential and wife's business.

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If I'm Fred Hoiberg, I'm moving to a remote village in Finland. #Rondo #Bulls

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If I'm Fred Hoiberg, I'm moving to a remote village in Finland. #Rondo #Bulls


I really wish he was Fred Hoiberg.
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Those villagers are gonna like him. They're really gonna like him.
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Those villagers are gonna like him. They're really gonna like him.


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You didn't think Lil Danny would let a chance to fetishize LeBron go by the wayside did you?




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Durant owes LeBron a debt of gratitude for this opportunity. He made the league rich by being good TV. .cbslocal.com/2016/07/05/ber…

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You didn't think Lil Danny would let a chance to fetishize LeBron go by the wayside did you?


You didn't think Lil Danny was going to let a chance to fetishize LeBron go by the wayside did you ?

[i]Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein)
7/5/16, 11:22 AM
Durant owes LeBron a debt of gratitude for this opportunity. He made the league rich by being good TV. .cbslocal.com/2016/07/05/ber…[/i]

I'm shocked he didn't manage to once again work in praise for Lebron's natural acting ability as seen in the smash Amy Schumer hit Trainwreck!

It is a bit rich for Dan to talk about how great the polarization of opinions and debate about Lebron has been after he spent the last 6 years calling anyone who would ever dare say something negative about him an idiot (after he himself had ripped Lebron as harshly as anyone for not daring to be great with The Decision, but I know he wants us to forget that part).
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You didn't think Lil Danny would let a chance to fetishize LeBron go by the wayside did you?




Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein)
7/5/16, 11:22 AM
Durant owes LeBron a debt of gratitude for this opportunity. He made the league rich by being good TV. .cbslocal.com/2016/07/05/ber…


Yeah, Magic, Bird, MJ, had nothing to do with growing the popularity of the NBA, and thus driving up revenues.

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badrogue17 wrote:
You didn't think Lil Danny would let a chance to fetishize LeBron go by the wayside did you?




Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein)
7/5/16, 11:22 AM
Durant owes LeBron a debt of gratitude for this opportunity. He made the league rich by being good TV. .cbslocal.com/2016/07/05/ber…


Even Brian Windhorst would think Bernstein's nut-swingning is excessive.
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@dan_bernstein: Trump's "Saddam got rid of the terrorists" comedy bit just made neocon warmongers' heads explode with existential GOP cognitive dissonance.

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@dan_bernstein: Trump's "Saddam got rid of the terrorists" comedy bit just made neocon warmongers' heads explode with existential GOP cognitive dissonance.


He is really smart.

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For those of you that still listen, you might want to stay clear of tomorrows show.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein 7h7 hours ago
I look forward to writing about this tomorrow. These sick bastards still don't care who was truly victimized.


http://www.centredaily.com/sports/college/penn-state-university/psu-football/article87701627.html

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Alton Sterling murdered by Baton Rouge police video, bad things, man, bad things:

https://twitter.com/TodaysLoop/status/7 ... 3575651328
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Has Bernstein's head exploded yet that he can't excoriate Penn State players?

"Excoriate" in honor of Bernstein.

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Has Bernstein's head exploded yet that he can't excoriate Penn State players?

"Excoriate" in honor of Bernstein.


The Penn State fiasco is what led me to finally turn the radio dial away from B&B. CTE talk almost did it before that.

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At least I'm not Fred Hoiberg. #Bulls

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Im sure Quintana would be going if he had more run support, Lil Dan.
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Jose Quintana leads all AL pitchers in fWAR. This is just unfair. Nobody smart is ever looking at W/L. twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/…

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Im sure Quintana would be going if he had more run support, Lil Dan.

Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein)
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Jose Quintana leads all AL pitchers in fWAR. This is just unfair. Nobody smart is ever looking at W/L. twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/…

:lol:

What a dope.

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Im sure Quintana would be going if he had more run support, Lil Dan.
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Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein)
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Jose Quintana leads all AL pitchers in fWAR. This is just unfair. Nobody smart is ever looking at W/L. twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/…


for someone who advocates WAR as much as dan does, you'd think he'd have a strong grasp as to what it actually means... but dan has little comprehension of WAR beyond what joe sheehan tells him...
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What is the aggregate fWAR of all the opposing starters in the games in which they faced Quintana?

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That a congressman just says "Obama" epithetically is jarring.
You are a legislator, Michael McCaul, and he is your President. #RNCinCLE

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As I have said for many years, if you ever hear a crowd screaming "USA! USA! USA!"... run away as fast as you can. #RNCinCLE

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Nothing says "Make America Safe" like envisioning nuclear launch codes in the hands of a racist, venal, impulsive sociopath. #RNCinCLE

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noones trying to elect you, dan...we are safe.

I also wonder how often her refered to gwb as "bush"..probably often.
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