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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:50 pm 
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A Single Hanley
A stupid comment. A reference to something that has nothing to do with the subject that makes you roll your eyes. Actually it could have been a decent joke in hands other than Hanley's

You are considering turning off the radio at this point, but it wasnt bad enough....yet.



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2 Hanleys= Wow that was bad. I mean bad for sports radio even. If someone in your office made this joke, you would avoid them at future work gatherings. You'd tell some people with a functioning sense of humor about it and laugh at how Hanley this poor fool is.



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3 Hanleys= The vendetta comment. A stupid ridiculouosly strained comparison to an owner/manager/player in Chicago that Hanley doesnt like. Not only is it not funny and a straight Hanleyism...now you're wondering if he has intent on hurting these people as the way he brings them up would inicate.

Now you are wondering why you listen to sports radio in the first place. What a strange medium. How did you even get into this habit?



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4 Hanleys
This is a Knockout punch. Youre sitting there eating your breakfast or getting ready for work and Hanley drops one so bad you cut yourself shaving and/or spill your coffee.

Hanley has now affected your life. You are done with sports radio. You are considering being done with radio in general.



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A complete and utter Hanleyism. Unfunny, not clever, the easiest possible joke that a 10 yr old would find "beneath him" Its a combination of all the worst things about Hanley. Bad reference, weird vendetta, poor timing, and god awful delivery.

Richard Pryor lights himself on fire inside his grave when Hanley tells a 5 Hanley joke.


You throw your radio out....the window.

You are so disgusted with media in general, you are considering an amish lifestyle....and it doesnt seem that bad. :shock:


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:56 pm 
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bigfan likes the show. This thread is likely to be pruned.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:57 pm 
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I'm going to need real HANLEY JOKES and/or PUNS listed underneath each level to really grasp the scale.


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Harry Seaward wrote:
I'm going to need real HANLEY JOKES and/or PUNS listed underneath each level to really grasp the scale.

I actually thought of doing that, but the research alone would literally kill me.


Over the next weeks people will post Hanleyisms they will be graded and you'll have your examples.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:59 pm 
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You already have a few in the other thread, GET TO WORK!


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Harry Seaward wrote:
I'm going to need real HANLEY JOKES and/or PUNS listed underneath each level to really grasp the scale.

I actually thought of doing that, but the research alone would literally kill me.


Over the next weeks people will post Hanleyisms they will be graded and you'll have your examples.


Damn, I have reason to listen to the show again. Beyond the usual reason of it simply existing.


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Spark, this is good. Damn good.

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See Hanley has spurned comedy just by his existence

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In Rozner (seacrest) Monday column,he stated: "Cutler improvises more than John Belushi after smoking crack"...Yeah,that was clever!

Mully & Hanley=vanilla. I'm not crazy about them but I don't hate them

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Come on Kid. This takes no effort. No creativity.


Come on KS, you been around here long enough to know how this works. It does not matter as much what is posted, but who posted it.

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Come on Kid. This takes no effort. No creativity.


Come on KS, you been around here long enough to know how this works. It does not matter as much what is posted, but who posted it.

NO!

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Come on Ajent. It's time to break free from The Crew. Kid wants to do it, but is hesitant. He thinks it's gonna hurt too much. I told him he could take it slow, but he said we're either gonna do this this "All In" or nothing at all.

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What if I told you I was married?

Whose the lucky guy?

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RPB gets poster of the week.

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RPB gets poster of the week.
He's certainly on the short list for POTY. Shouldn't the ballots be coming out soon?

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All this back slapping amongst the CSFMB makes me want to puke.
Poster of the day,month,year...C'MON! You sure Danny Mac isn't running things on here?

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You guys will probably catch up to Hanley's humor when you're a few years older and a little more sophisticated. One can always dismiss things one doesn't get as unfunny when you first hear them, but it might just be the fact that you don't get it.


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i give this thread 2 and a half northy's and 3 hanley's.


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RFDC wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
Come on Kid. This takes no effort. No creativity.


Come on KS, you been around here long enough to know how this works. It does not matter as much what is posted, but who posted it.

Firstly, Id like to point out the irony in KS proving something takes no creativity....by copying it.


Secondly, the POTD has gone to many different people. Some who OKC doesnt like. I mean Spanky won. Kid has told me he thinks Spanky is the worst person in the world on several occasions.

If you dont win, its not Kid's fault, its yours.


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North's genius and Larry's genius are pretty similar.

They both try 100 things, 1 is ok and they drive it into the ground like they invented beer!

(Yeah, I was watching how Beer saved the world last night)

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North's genius and Larry's genius are pretty similar.

They both try 100 things, 1 is ok and they drive it into the ground like they invented beer!


Dat's ezackly right! Sort of like Dana Carvey era SNL.

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You guys will probably catch up to Hanley's humor when you're a few years older and a little more sophisticated. One can always dismiss things one doesn't get as unfunny when you first hear them, but it might just be the fact that you don't get it.
I bet he kills it in nursing homes.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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You guys will probably catch up to Hanley's humor when you're a few years older and a little more sophisticated. One can always dismiss things one doesn't get as unfunny when you first hear them, but it might just be the fact that you don't get it.
I bet he kills it in nursing homes.


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
ZephMarshack wrote:
You guys will probably catch up to Hanley's humor when you're a few years older and a little more sophisticated. One can always dismiss things one doesn't get as unfunny when you first hear them, but it might just be the fact that you don't get it.
I bet he kills it in nursing homes.

Zeph has been a little different lately. I thnk he's kidding.


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Can I get a ruling on the following exchange regarding Nuggets players who can't get out of their Chinese contracts -

Hanley: Well, I heard Yao Ming opened a winery out there so they could just drink a lot of wine.

Mully: I'm sure there will be a lot of "wining".

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3 Hanleys.

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Yeah. I'd go with 3 or 3 1/2. That doesn't even make any sense, which is an improvement for him...

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