NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Community service and probation. He claims he paid $200K in atty's fees and his lost wages are at least another $500k.
Plus he was paying $8K a month for an apt to meet this 40 yr old baldy's standards and paying for trips etc for her.
Whitlock says he'd have hung out with Jay for that kinda sweet set up, but then makes the better point that LA's full of top shelf trim
and why'd Jay pay top shelf prices for a crazy well chick.
George enters.
Jerry: Hey there he is. So what happened? Could she detect it?
George: That's an interesting question.
Jerry: How so?
George: How so? I'll tell you how so. She's bald!
Elaine: What do you mean bald?
George: What do you think I mean bald? Bald. Bald bald.
Jerry: She's bald?
George: She's bald.
Elaine: Oh come on.
George: Oh come on? No come on. She took off her hat and there she was (waving his hand over his
head) hello. It was like I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Elaine: Well maybe she got a haircut or something.
George: Let me tell you something. No one walks into a beauty parlor and says "Give me the Larry Fine."
Jerry: Women go bald?
Elaine: Yeah, I've heard of that. I mean they usually wear a wig.
Kramer enters.
Jerry: Hey.
Kramer: Hey.
George: You fixed me up with a bald woman.
Kramer flinches.
Kramer: Bald?
George: Yeah, that's right.
Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.
George: So?
Elaine: (puts her hands up to her mouth) You're bald!
George: No I'm not. I *was* bald.
Elaine grabs at the toupee, George dodges the grab.
George: Elaine.
Elaine grabs again and misses. George turns around and opens the door trying to get out. Elaine grabs the
toupee and runs to the window.
George: No, no, no Elaine.
Elaine: (shouting) I don't like this thing. And here's what I'm doing with it.
She tosses the toupee out the window.
George: Nooooo.