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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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Even money that at some point during the first quarter, the one on the far right offered to blow Jurko.


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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Even money that at some point during the first quarter, the one on the far right offered to blow Jurko.

His "right" or our "right" ?


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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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Even money that at some point during the first quarter, the one on the far right offered to blow Jurko.

His "right" or our "right" ?


Our far right. The one on his far right would probably have a heart attack if she tried something requiring that much effort.


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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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Carm and Jurko aren't the only big boobs in that room.

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I always liked Carmen, I still caught Carm, Jurko and Harry a bit even after Mac got booted in 2008. He really didn't bother anyone.


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I always liked Carmen, I still caught Carm, Jurko and Harry a bit even after Mac got booted in 2008. He really didn't bother anyone.

That's part of the problem.

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Carm and Jurko aren't the only big boobs in that room.


Suspiciously selective but not too selective with the old lady thrown in for a curve ball. Anyone who's walked the real streets our fine city knows that contest could have turned out way worse than it did. The tall one right next to Jurko with the classy-ish slavic look is quite possibly 2nd wife material.

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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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Are those the women that "Won a date with Jurko"?

If Jurko had sex with the one on the far left, he would break her. Literally.


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Carm and Jurko aren't the only big boobs in that room.


Suspiciously selective but not too selective with the old lady thrown in for a curve ball. Anyone who's walked the real streets our fine city knows that contest could have turned out way worse than it did. The tall one right next to Jurko with the classy-ish slavic look is quite possibly 2nd wife material.


No doubt. She has a pretty face, and a nice rack. Old enough to be past the child bearing stage. Broads that age can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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Carmen looks like he sounds. Stupid.


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Are those the women that "Won a date with Jurko"?

If Jurko had sex with the one on the far left, he would break her. Literally.



Cmon, she's like 80, that be like sticking your dick into a bucket of sand.

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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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Chus wrote:
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Chus wrote:
Carm and Jurko aren't the only big boobs in that room.


Suspiciously selective but not too selective with the old lady thrown in for a curve ball. Anyone who's walked the real streets our fine city knows that contest could have turned out way worse than it did. The tall one right next to Jurko with the classy-ish slavic look is quite possibly 2nd wife material.


No doubt. She has a pretty face, and a nice rack. Old enough to be past the child bearing stage. Broads that age can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
She looks like she could be absolutely wild in the sack.

That might be a man on the far right.

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Thanks, douchebag. I always like a thread that meanders towards the eventual goal of teasing Steve.

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DB nailed the numbers game.

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DB nailed the numbers game.


No way. 6 looks like a wild ride. You rent a room somewhere with that one. You do not let her know where you live

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DB nailed the numbers game.


No way. 6 looks like a wild ride. You rent a room somewhere with that one. You do not let her know where you live


Her jugs probably hang down to her knees.

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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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DB nailed the numbers game.


No way. 6 looks like a wild ride. You rent a room somewhere with that one. You do not let her know where you live


I think 2 and 4 are hotter men. If I was blind, then 6 might be an option.

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Chus wrote:
DannyB wrote:
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Carm and Jurko aren't the only big boobs in that room.


Suspiciously selective but not too selective with the old lady thrown in for a curve ball. Anyone who's walked the real streets our fine city knows that contest could have turned out way worse than it did. The tall one right next to Jurko with the classy-ish slavic look is quite possibly 2nd wife material.


No doubt. She has a pretty face, and a nice rack. Old enough to be past the child bearing stage. Broads that age can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

The Rock eyebrow is a little bit of a turn off

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The tall one right next to Jurko with the classy-ish slavic look is quite possibly 2nd wife material.


No doubt. She has a pretty face, and a nice rack. Old enough to be past the child bearing stage. Broads that age can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

The Rock eyebrow is a little bit of a turn off


That's nitpicking, isn't it?

She is probably pushing 50. I see girls half her age who are complete messes.

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Chus wrote:
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DB nailed the numbers game.


No way. 6 looks like a wild ride. You rent a room somewhere with that one. You do not let her know where you live


Her jugs probably hang down to her knees.



No way, bro. Points all her own sittin' way up high. You may be confusing her with Wewe Gombel.

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Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
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DB nailed the numbers game.


No way. 6 looks like a wild ride. You rent a room somewhere with that one. You do not let her know where you live


Her jugs probably hang down to her knees.



No way, bro. Points all her own sittin' way up high. You may be confusing her with Wewe Gombel.


That bra is working overtime.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
denisdman wrote:
DB nailed the numbers game.


No way. 6 looks like a wild ride. You rent a room somewhere with that one. You do not let her know where you live


Her jugs probably hang down to her knees.



No way, bro. Points all her own sittin' way up high. You may be confusing her with Wewe Gombel.


6 could have a raging boner going all the way up between those knockers, but how would you know from that picture? Her topside is poking so far out that her entire outfit is several feet from her body.

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denisdman wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
denisdman wrote:
DB nailed the numbers game.


No way. 6 looks like a wild ride. You rent a room somewhere with that one. You do not let her know where you live


Her jugs probably hang down to her knees.



No way, bro. Points all her own sittin' way up high. You may be confusing her with Wewe Gombel.


6 could have a raging boner going all the way up between those knockers, but how would you know from that picture? Her topside is poking so far out that her entire outfit is several feet from her body.


Short dress, open toed shoes and no socks in February in Chicago = DTF

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I am not one to question other men's tastes in women. And if she, is a he, you are fine to proceed as well. Just saying I don't have any interest, and I am very lenient with my tastes in women.

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