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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:41 am 
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Cap'n got Alzheimer's and his health care was draining their bank acct

How can you just sit there and ignore Matt's pun?

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I wish Jurko all the best. If he was not truly happy in the marriage, moving on was the right thing to do. If she ended it because he was cheating, well, the cheating is a sign that something was probably wrong or missing in the relationship for him to go looking for it elsewhere and I hope for his sake that he finds it and looks back on this as a necessary (if painful) step that led to a better life for him. Life is short and wasting years in a bad relationship is a mistake. Can't get those years back.

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I wish Jurko all the best. If he was not truly happy in the marriage, moving on was the right thing to do. If she ended it because he was cheating, well, the cheating is a sign that something was probably wrong or missing in the relationship for him to go looking for it elsewhere and I hope for his sake that he finds it and looks back on this as a necessary (if painful) step that led to a better life for him. Life is short and wasting years in a bad relationship is a mistake. Can't get those years back.


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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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I wish Jurko all the best. If he was not truly happy in the marriage, moving on was the right thing to do. If she ended it because he was cheating, well, the cheating is a sign that something was probably wrong or missing in the relationship for him to go looking for it elsewhere and I hope for his sake that he finds it and looks back on this as a necessary (if painful) step that led to a better life for him. Life is short and wasting years in a bad relationship is a mistake. Can't get those years back.

Yeah, whatever makes him happy. Who cares about the wife. :roll:

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I wish Jurko all the best. If he was not truly happy in the marriage, moving on was the right thing to do. If she ended it because he was cheating, well, the cheating is a sign that something was probably wrong or missing in the relationship for him to go looking for it elsewhere and I hope for his sake that he finds it and looks back on this as a necessary (if painful) step that led to a better life for him. Life is short and wasting years in a bad relationship is a mistake. Can't get those years back.

Yeah, whatever makes him happy. Who cares about the wife. :roll:


I love how he introduces the idea that Jurko was cheating, which of course would be his wife's fault. What a cement head.

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Jurko once said on air that she was his first...he was like 22-23 or something. i'm guessing she got bored.

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Chus wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I wish Jurko all the best. If he was not truly happy in the marriage, moving on was the right thing to do. If she ended it because he was cheating, well, the cheating is a sign that something was probably wrong or missing in the relationship for him to go looking for it elsewhere and I hope for his sake that he finds it and looks back on this as a necessary (if painful) step that led to a better life for him. Life is short and wasting years in a bad relationship is a mistake. Can't get those years back.

Yeah, whatever makes him happy. Who cares about the wife. :roll:


I love how he introduces the idea that Jurko was cheating, which of course would be his wife's fault. What a cement head.
Steve cheated, so there you go.

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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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Did the wife get the Indiana house?

How old are his kids?


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Chus wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I wish Jurko all the best. If he was not truly happy in the marriage, moving on was the right thing to do. If she ended it because he was cheating, well, the cheating is a sign that something was probably wrong or missing in the relationship for him to go looking for it elsewhere and I hope for his sake that he finds it and looks back on this as a necessary (if painful) step that led to a better life for him. Life is short and wasting years in a bad relationship is a mistake. Can't get those years back.

Yeah, whatever makes him happy. Who cares about the wife. :roll:


I love how he introduces the idea that Jurko was cheating, which of course would be his wife's fault. What a cement head.
Steve cheated, so there you go.


Many times, not that I am proud of it. But I won't deny it. But to be clear, I am not saying Jurko cheated. I was saying IF he did, and that was the reason..... Hell, maybe she had a fling. Whatever the case, I hope it works out to be best in the end for Jurko. He's a good guy and I wish him all the best.

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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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No, you are trying to point the finger instead of pointing the thumb at your own decisions. Just further proof of what a scumbag you really are.

Obviously if somebody cheats, there is a problem. That is not a rocket surgery. The first place one should look to try and fix that issue is a mirror.

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 Post subject: Re: Jurko divorced
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I wish Jurko all the best. If he was not truly happy in the marriage, moving on was the right thing to do. If she ended it because he was cheating, well, the cheating is a sign that something was probably wrong or missing in the relationship for him to go looking for it elsewhere and I hope for his sake that he finds it and looks back on this as a necessary (if painful) step that led to a better life for him. Life is short and wasting years in a bad relationship is a mistake. Can't get those years back.


:lol: You are such a goober. Who puts this much thought into even a close friend's relationship, let alone a local radio personality? You are a strange person.

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I actually feel bad about this. Didn't he used to talk about how she was the only woman he had ever been with?


One wife? What a loser. I have MANY!

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Interspecies erotica....

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Neigh.

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Furious Styles wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Is fucking a horse really cheating?


Neigh.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Neigh.


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last night as my wife gave me an attitude for not helping with the tree at 9:00PM I guess I figured how you might wind up divorced after 20-30 years.

The Captain and Tennille parted ways after 39 years. You will be in good company.


I guess love won't keep you together.



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As a young lad, Jurko grew up across the alley from where my Grandma lived in Cal City. Nice neighborhood, family tavern on every corner.


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Neigh.

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they're having a Female-only contest for a bunch of women to sit with Jurko in a suite at the Bulls game. Sounds sexist and kind of creepy.


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they're having a Female-only contest for a bunch of women to sit with Jurko in a suite at the Bulls game. Sounds sexist and kind of creepy.

They could probably fit their entire listening audience in a 20 person suite at the UC.

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they're having a Female-only contest for a bunch of women to sit with Jurko in a suite at the Bulls game. Sounds sexist and kind of creepy.



Will he be handing out roses?

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I'd go but I don't want to watch a Bulls game.


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I'd go but I don't want to watch a Bulls game.
Neither does Jurko.

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Besides Jurko and Carm are we supposed to guess the rest of the people?

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Besides Jurko and Carm are we supposed to guess the rest of the people?


They had a contest for single women to be 'Jurko's Sweeties' at a suite at a Bulls game last night on Valentine's Day. I thought it was a joke at first but it's all too real


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Besides Jurko and Carm are we supposed to guess the rest of the people?


They had a contest for single women to be 'Jurko's Sweeties' at a suite at a Bulls game last night on Valentine's Day. I thought it was a joke at first but it's all too real


I'd go with the gal to Jurkio's right 1st and then the gal to Carmen's right as a runner up.


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