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I have listened to the show since day one, and I have been to 3 broadcasts around the area. I love going to the remotes in the area when I can. My problem is tomorrow I have NOBODY to go with me to the broadcast and literally my wife is the only one that would go. Its right down the street from my house, so thats why it is a must to go, but if I bring the wife, I know Im going to have to go with her to her grandparents house on mothers day. What to do? Love the site.


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I'll meet your wife at the bar.

You watch the kids.


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Dude, you're going to the granparents house anyway, you just don't know it yet.
I say, go on Craigslist and hire an "escort".

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I have listened to the show since day one, and I have been to 3 broadcasts around the area. I love going to the remotes in the area when I can. My problem is tomorrow I have NOBODY to go with me to the broadcast and literally my wife is the only one that would go. Its right down the street from my house, so thats why it is a must to go, but if I bring the wife, I know Im going to have to go with her to her grandparents house on mothers day. What to do? Love the site.

My Dear Internet Friend,
I have several solutions for you.
1. Go alone. You are a big boy. Probably. Do not be a pussy.
6. Divorce your worthless wife. If you must play quid pro quo with her to get your basic needs met she is worthless.
3. Make some local friends. Try buying liqour for the kids who hang out in front of the Jewel.
1. Shoot yourself in the head prior to Mother's Day, and you will not have to go. Sometimes, death is the only escape.
8. Join my Church and have love and companionshit forever or until I empty your savings and leave you penniless in some 3rd world country.

With love, your dear Internet Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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I'll meet your wife at the bar.

You watch the kids.



I dont have any kids. I do have a dog that would probably think of something funnier to say than that. Or he would just lick his balls and that would be more entertaining than your post.


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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I have listened to the show since day one, and I have been to 3 broadcasts around the area. I love going to the remotes in the area when I can. My problem is tomorrow I have NOBODY to go with me to the broadcast and literally my wife is the only one that would go. Its right down the street from my house, so thats why it is a must to go, but if I bring the wife, I know Im going to have to go with her to her grandparents house on mothers day. What to do? Love the site.

My Dear Internet Friend,
I have several solutions for you.
1. Go alone. You are a big boy. Probably. Do not be a pussy.
6. Divorce your worthless wife. If you must play quid pro quo with her to get your basic needs met she is worthless.
3. Make some local friends. Try buying liqour for the kids who hang out in front of the Jewel.
1. Shoot yourself in the head prior to Mother's Day, and you will not have to go. Sometimes, death is the only escape.
8. Join my Church and have love and companionshit forever or until I empty your savings and leave you penniless in some 3rd world country.

With love, your dear Internet Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.



Thanks jack. I do say suicide is an optition. Please tell me where I could find a wife that would not try and make deals with me?


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Welcome Chris...to the world of needless low-blows and cut-downs...fun isn't it? :lol:

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Thanks jack. I do say suicide is an optition. Please tell me where I could find a wife that would not try and make deals with me?

My Dear Internet Amigo,
The issue is not the woman, it is your lack of testicles that is the root cause of your situation. Remember to keep your pimp hand strong. When she talks to you, give her a look like you are going to bust her one in the head, and if she has anything to say about that, perhaps a couple days locked in the garage would do her well to remind her how much better life is once she starts complying with the rules.
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Beardown wrote:
I'll meet your wife at the bar.

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I dont have any kids. I do have a dog that would probably think of something funnier to say than that. Or he would just lick his balls and that would be more entertaining than your post.


At least the dog has a set of balls, unlike the owner.
Welcome to the board, now fuck off.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
my wife .


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Why deny your wife an opportunity to meet Slapshot Ed?

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Dude, you need to get your balls back from your wife.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Why deny your wife an opportunity to meet Slapshot Ed?



I used to be a HUGE wrestling fan back in the day, and I took my wife to a pro wrestling event one friday evening. (again no friends) She still hasnt gotten over that. Im not sure I could subject her to this. Im begining to think my friends are really lame, or need to get jobs where they can get off work by 2.


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Dude, you need to get your balls back from your wife.

Or his dog.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Why deny your wife an opportunity to meet Slapshot Ed?


Yeah , he can regale her with stories of Chris Chelios and Eddie Vedder and how he beat Devin Hester in a race in parking lot D at the Cell. :roll:

Who would want to miss that..... :lol: :P

I love that man . :twisted:


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Agree with Rob, Sunday you're at the grandparents house no matter what. Part of the marriage contract that none of us signed and are not allowed to review or see beforehand.

The same contract that says wedding cake cures the urge for oral sex.

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my advice....go and get yourself a giant cheeseburger


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Are the way to go. Oh man those things are good with the blue cheese cheeseburger.


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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Why deny your wife an opportunity to meet Slapshot Ed?


Yeah , he can regale her with stories of Chris Chelios and Eddie Vedder and how he beat Devin Hester in a race in parking lot D at the Cell. :roll:

Who would want to miss that..... :lol: :P

I love that man . :twisted:


I just want to know if Stu is coming to recreate that cold Saturday in the parking lot of Dyche stadium.


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Slappy, swing by Menards, Home Depot or Lowes and buy this cat Chris a set of nuts please. ;)


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Um.. how do I not have nuts? I think that the particular insult on this board that I should deal with? Is it that I dont want to subject my wife to this and Im not sure what I should do? Does that make me not have balls? Or is that just the common insult here. I was just asking a question if I should bring her to the show and face the fact that I would have to go to dinner on Sunday, or just suck it up and miss the show. Im not sure how that says I have no balls, but whatever Im new here.


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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Um.. how do I not have nuts? I think that the particular insult on this board that I should deal with? Is it that I dont want to subject my wife to this and Im not sure what I should do? Does that make me not have balls? Or is that just the common insult here. I was just asking a question if I should bring her to the show and face the fact that I would have to go to dinner on Sunday, or just suck it up and miss the show. Im not sure how that says I have no balls, but whatever Im new here.


Chris- You might want to take a look at the "Welcome Section". It's not personal here (at least I don't think). Ya just gotta be ready to take some heat when you post something. :P

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Um.. how do I not have nuts? I think that the particular insult on this board that I should deal with? Is it that I dont want to subject my wife to this and Im not sure what I should do? Does that make me not have balls? Or is that just the common insult here. I was just asking a question if I should bring her to the show and face the fact that I would have to go to dinner on Sunday, or just suck it up and miss the show. Im not sure how that says I have no balls, but whatever Im new here.


Chris- You might want to take a look at the "Welcome Section". It's not personal here (at least I don't think). Ya just gotta be ready to take some heat when you post something. :P



Gotcha. Please disregard all past posts. I have nuts and Im gonna tell my wife to bring her ass up there with me or else.


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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I have listened to the show since day one, and I have been to 3 broadcasts around the area. I love going to the remotes in the area when I can. My problem is tomorrow I have NOBODY to go with me to the broadcast and literally my wife is the only one that would go. Its right down the street from my house, so thats why it is a must to go, but if I bring the wife, I know Im going to have to go with her to her grandparents house on mothers day. What to do? Love the site.


My friend, this is the reason we have interns. The MJH show is here to entertain and serve. Ill bring a few interns along tomorrow and their task will be to sit with you. They'll keep you company while you enjoy a few ice cold Buds and enjoy the show.

All I ask is that you clap...Woodridge Ryan couldn't get the concept of clapping at the Manniversary.


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quote="Chris_in_joliet"] Is it that I dont want to subject my wife to this and Im not sure what I should do?


Chris , what is it exactly are you subjecting your wife too? Your going to a restaurant and having some good food , a few beverages and enjoying MJH doing their show live. Unless Mac is having a bus load of strippers at tomorrows show and we are tucking bucks , I don't see why your being a pussy about this.

Either show up or don't either way the show is going on. :roll:

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My friend, this is the reason we have interns.



Fatha, you mean these non paid inbreds are not here to park my car?

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Chris, at remotes you may be lonely - but you're never alone. You'll be amongst the kinship and comradery of the Sausage Festival known as a Mac, Jurko and Harry Remote audience. You'd best enjoy this fraternity, as you won't be able to hear a damned thing from the show. If you're lucky Steeler Boy may show up, he's always looking for a friend. ....and Chris, remember - the Joliet night may pass you by, but you'll never cry.


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My friend, this is the reason we have interns.



Fatha, you mean these non paid inbreds are not here to park my car?


LOL, touch 'em all Jagr...


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Chris, don't forget to put on your Colgate invisible shield either. It'll go a long way.


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Rumor has it that Woodridge Ryan caught the clap at the Manniversary. :lol:


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