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Ok Im going tomorrow. I know I know. Nobody gives a shit. A buddy of mine called and he can go now. Ill be there around 4. Ill be ready to drink some beers and maybe play some bags.


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Ok Im going tomorrow. I know I know. Nobody gives a shit. A buddy of mine called and he can go now. Ill be there around 4. Ill be ready to drink some beers and maybe play some bags.


If you are playing "bags" you won't see/hear the show at all anyway. Other end of the bar.

Therefore, when you go to the grandparents house on Sunday, sit in the fuckin' car all day, then you won't have to see or hear them either. Hopefully you'll get heat stroke and the last of your manhood can shrivel up and whither away.


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Bags are actually outside jerky, not "other end of the bar" I was talking about playing bags at night after 6. If your not too much of a pussy you can come outside and get your ass handed to you in a game, but Im pretty sure you would rather sit online and type about what a great game you would play.


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Yeah Spanky, maybe you could have your wife type with you so at least you don't have to type alone.

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I'm pissed they are having the remote at Heroes West as a matter of fact.

The girl and I were seriously planning on going there tomorrow (not knowing a MJH remote would be there) for dinner to celebrate me finishing college and starting a real job next week. Last time they were at Heroes West, you couldn't even get in.

Heroes has the best buffalo chicken sandwich.


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I'm pissed they are having the remote at Heroes West as a matter of fact.

The girl and I were seriously planning on going there tomorrow (not knowing a MJH remote would be there) for dinner to celebrate me finishing college and starting a real job next week. Last time they were at Heroes West, you couldn't even get in.

Heroes has the best buffalo chicken sandwich.

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Thanks jack. I do say suicide is an optition. Please tell me where I could find a wife that would not try and make deals with me?

My Dear Internet Amigo,
The issue is not the woman, it is your lack of testicles that is the root cause of your situation. Remember to keep your pimp hand strong. When she talks to you, give her a look like you are going to bust her one in the head, and if she has anything to say about that, perhaps a couple days locked in the garage would do her well to remind her how much better life is once she starts complying with the rules.
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Yeah Spanky, maybe you could have your wife type with you so at least you don't have to type alone.


I'd have my wife type with me, but then she'd force me to spend next Christmas with my relatives. Can I just have one of you strangers type with me?


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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Bags are actually outside jerky, not "other end of the bar" I was talking about playing bags at night after 6. If your not too much of a pussy you can come outside and get your ass handed to you in a game, but Im pretty sure you would rather sit online and type about what a great game you would play.


Hey champ - when you get there tomorrow, let me know if the bags are near the MJH show, or at the other end of the joint. If you can't figure it out, call your wife, have her stop by, and she'll make up your mind for you.


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Bags are actually outside jerky, not "other end of the bar" I was talking about playing bags at night after 6. If your not too much of a pussy you can come outside and get your ass handed to you in a game, but Im pretty sure you would rather sit online and type about what a great game you would play.

Bean bag trash talk? That's a new one.

Anyone on here want to get their ass handed to them in a game of chess tomorrow you pussies?

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Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.

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Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.


That's what Chris's wife said..... :lol: :lol:


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Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.

I'm gonna stick it in your mouth when we play stratego.

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Martin wrote:
I'm pissed they are having the remote at Heroes West as a matter of fact.

The girl and I were seriously planning on going there tomorrow (not knowing a MJH remote would be there) for dinner to celebrate me finishing college and starting a real job next week. Last time they were at Heroes West, you couldn't even get in.

Heroes has the best buffalo chicken sandwich.

Martin, what's the real job? Are you getting a stimulus check?


I'm working in the marketing/design department for small concrete product repair company. I'm excited.


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Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.


That's what Chris's wife said..... :lol: :lol:



I love how guys that probably havent been layed this year talk shit. Single guys that go on Craigs list to find love want to come on here busting my balls. I simply stated one thing, yet Im the worlds biggest pussy, blah blah blah.


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All I ask is that you clap...Woodridge Ryan couldn't get the concept of clapping at the Manniversary.


i think he was busy with the concept of standing up straight...


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I love how guys that probably havent been layed this year talk shit. Single guys that go on Craigs list to find love want to come on here busting my balls. I simply stated one thing, yet Im the worlds biggest pussy, blah blah blah.


Mr. All-Pro Bean-Bag actually has had sexy-time with a real, live woman? And by the way, Sir Sex-a-Lot, I believe you mean "laid", not "layed".

Your single statement is not what made you the world's biggest pussy - it's your life that slapped that title on you. Now, run along, your wife needs her bath drawn.


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You know, I actually saw somebody wearing a glove to play bags last weekend at a bar. A fucking beanbag glove. For drunken bag playing on a Saturday nite. I mean really.

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Were the words "#1 Grandson" embroidered on the glove?


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No this dude wasn't that old. Probably not more than 40 anyway. I mean I don't even wear a bowling glove for fucksake.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
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Irish Boy wrote:
Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.


That's what Chris's wife said..... :lol: :lol:



I love how guys that probably havent been layed this year talk shit. Single guys that go on Craigs list to find love want to come on here busting my balls. I simply stated one thing, yet Im the worlds biggest pussy, blah blah blah.


Chris_in_joliet lacks friend-making skills.

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I mean I don't even wear a bowling glove for fucksake.


You only have your special glove friend for naughty-time?

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Damn, Im annoyed I didnt see this thread till now. Hilarious read. Hey Chris in Joliet.....

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4. Be prepared to take a beating if you are a dumbass....(see #2 above).

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Irish Boy wrote:
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Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.


That's what Chris's wife said..... :lol: :lol:



I love how guys that probably havent been layed this year talk shit. Single guys that go on Craigs list to find love want to come on here busting my balls. I simply stated one thing, yet Im the worlds biggest pussy, blah blah blah.


Chris_in_joliet lacks friend-making skills.


And Irish Boy would know ;-)


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Damn, Im annoyed I didnt see this thread till now. Hilarious read. Hey Chris in Joliet.....

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4. Be prepared to take a beating if you are a dumbass....(see #2 above).


It doesn't say anything about your wife though, so maybe he was confused.

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this thread is kinda burrito.

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It's looking like there is a small chance I end up going to this. We'll see.

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Be careful around this cat "Chris" at the remote. Seeing that he's from Joliet, I'll bet he's good at knife-fighting, and will probably be bringing his blade.

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Maybe in honor of doing the show from the Confederate Armpit of Illinois, MJH should feature Synyrd as the Friday Feature Artist?

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So is Chris coming or did you internet bullies scare him away?


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