Ok Im going tomorrow. I know I know. Nobody gives a shit. A buddy of mine called and he can go now. Ill be there around 4. Ill be ready to drink some beers and maybe play some bags.

I'm pissed they are having the remote at Heroes West as a matter of fact.

The girl and I were seriously planning on going there tomorrow (not knowing a MJH remote would be there) for dinner to celebrate me finishing college and starting a real job next week. Last time they were at Heroes West, you couldn't even get in.

Heroes has the best buffalo chicken sandwich.

My Dear Internet Amigo,
The issue is not the woman, it is your lack of testicles that is the root cause of your situation. Remember to keep your pimp hand strong. When she talks to you, give her a look like you are going to bust her one in the head, and if she has anything to say about that, perhaps a couple days locked in the garage would do her well to remind her how much better life is once she starts complying with the rules.
Your Dear Internet Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

Yeah Spanky, maybe you could have your wife type with you so at least you don't have to type alone.

Bags are actually outside jerky, not "other end of the bar" I was talking about playing bags at night after 6. If your not too much of a pussy you can come outside and get your ass handed to you in a game, but Im pretty sure you would rather sit online and type about what a great game you would play.

Bags are actually outside jerky, not "other end of the bar" I was talking about playing bags at night after 6. If your not too much of a pussy you can come outside and get your ass handed to you in a game, but Im pretty sure you would rather sit online and type about what a great game you would play.

Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.

Next time we play backgammon I'm going to force-feed you your own cock.

Martin, what's the real job? Are you getting a stimulus check?

That's what Chris's wife said.....

All I ask is that you clap...Woodridge Ryan couldn't get the concept of clapping at the Manniversary.

I love how guys that probably havent been layed this year talk shit. Single guys that go on Craigs list to find love want to come on here busting my balls. I simply stated one thing, yet Im the worlds biggest pussy, blah blah blah.

I love how guys that probably havent been layed this year talk shit. Single guys that go on Craigs list to find love want to come on here busting my balls. I simply stated one thing, yet Im the worlds biggest pussy, blah blah blah.

I mean I don't even wear a bowling glove for fucksake.

3. Be prepared to take a beating if you post crap.....or even if you don't.

4. Be prepared to take a beating if you are a dumbass....(see #2 above).

Chris_in_joliet lacks friend-making skills.

Damn, Im annoyed I didnt see this thread till now. Hilarious read. Hey Chris in Joliet.....