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ESPN sports radio personality Harry M. Teinowitz was arrested late Friday for driving while under the influence of alcohol in north suburban Skokie, police said.

Teinowitz, 50, was behind the wheel of a 2011 Nissan Murano driving east in the 3800 block of Greenwood Street when he was pulled over at 11:50 p.m., according to Skokie police Officer Steven Odeshoo.

He did not crash and was not injured but was arrested there and later charged with two counts of improper lane usage, one count of DUI and one count of DUI greater than .08.

Breathalyzer results showed that Teinowitz’s blood alcohol content was .131, according to Odeshoo.

Teinowitz’s driver’s license was taken away and he was issued a $1,000 D-bond, which he posted 10 percent of and was released, the officer said.

The Murano was impounded and he is scheduled to appear in Skokie Courthouse on March 23 in room 104 at 1:30 p.m.

Teinowitz is a host of The Afternoon Saloon broadcast on weekdays from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., according to the ESPN website.

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http://www.suntimes.com/4187285-417/espn-personality-arrested-for-dui-in-north-suburb.html

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This is what happens when you put down the XBox controller and venture into the real world.

Altiar never got a DUI. Just saying.


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and he was SO CLOSE to being home!!!!! That must really suck...long drive home...made it to within a few blocks and BAM!

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I'm sure he's been behind the wheel at times with a BAC that was a lot higher than .131

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was arrested there and later charged with two counts of improper lane usage,


Seems odd that you could be charged with two counts of improper lane usage.

I mean, if a guy was really drunk, you could probably charge him with 42 counts of improper lane usage. I've never seen that.

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I'm sure he's been behind the wheel at times with a BAC that was a lot higher than .131


The look on his face kind of gives me the vibe of "come on, you're getting me for this, this is nothing..."

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Too bad he didn't sexually harrass a co-worker multiple times, instead. That's the only way ESPN will get rid of you......unless you're Mike Tirico

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"Ociffer, Harry...."

This is what's called a wake up call. Hopefully Harry realizes this, as he's the father of two young kids. C'mon Harry...


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Damn.....the hangover is just beginning.....these just aren't court supervision and walk out the door anymore...between his employer and the Court System, he could wind up in a program....

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"Ociffer, Harry...."

This is what's called a wake up call. Hopefully Harry realizes this, as he's the father of two young kids. C'mon Harry...



I thought that would have been the "getting tossed from the Sox clubhouse" thing. This douche doesn't seem to learn lessons...

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Very interesting...I wonder if he will be on the air today or not.

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I thought that would have been the "getting tossed from the Sox clubhouse" thing. This douche doesn't seem to learn lessons...

This. If that didn't do it, I'm not sure this will either.

I'd be surprised to hear him on the air today. I'd also be surprised if Carmen said anything other than, "Harry is off today."

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I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.

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I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.
He was clearly driving erratically. It's not like this was a DUI checkpoint.

Also, he wasn't exactly at .08 here. I say he deserves all the stones thrown especially with his reputation.

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Teinowitz is a host of The Afternoon Saloon broadcast on weekdays from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., according to the ESPN website.
This is my favorite part. They had to go to the ESPN website to know who he actually is.

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....

Oh I've been behind the wheel many times when I shouldn't have been. Of course, I was not leaving a paid appearance in Joliet when I had to drive home to Skokie either.


Nas from the best of my memory, WR was at a remote or appearance Harry was drinking of course. WR asked him if he was OK to get home and Harry took offense to that. Somehow, talk of the exchange between Harry and WR made it on the air. I don't remember the story exactly, so don't quote me on this. The threads about probably still exist and I hope another poster can correct the story if I'm wrong.

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I think you recall correctly.


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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.
He was clearly driving erratically. It's not like this was a DUI checkpoint.

Also, he wasn't exactly at .08 here. I say he deserves all the stones thrown especially with his reputation.


I am not saying he didn't fuck up.

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Yeah that is the gist of it, I just don't remember if there was more to it or not. I'd try to go back and find the threads but I don't even remember an approximate date to look for.

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I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.


I got lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old.

Post-30, I realized that I had gotten lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old and changed my behavior.

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.


I got lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old.

Post-30, I realized that I had gotten lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old and changed my behavior.


You are a wise man....and this stuff is not laughed off in Court anymore.
His auto insurance company will not be pleased, either.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.


I got lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old.

Post-30, I realized that I had gotten lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old and changed my behavior.


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