For you, my children, Iam now open for sport debate.

As the boards Alpha Male, let me give you the insite, knowledge and influance that many here are so missing.

If you have a question pertaining to the Cubs, feel free to ask, and I will give you the honest answer, it may hurt, but know that you are getting honesty.

If this thread, my thread to you, little flecks of dandruff, turns into a flame war, rest assured, Iam not one to flame;http://www.flamechampsnetwork.com/forum/index.php?topic=4752.0

I have beaten flamers, many of whom who are legendary at the little game.A two time champion of flame, so its best to keep it on topic.

Now, whom will grace me with the first question?

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When are you going to get rid of that ridiculous avatar?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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A "Flame War"?
Is that were you get together with your buddies and try to "Out-Queen" one another?
That makes perfect sense.
That's a competition you could certainly win.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

When you get rid of yours.

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No question, I just wanted to post this.

Hey now, I thought everyone liked the avatar of "meatball" Frank shaking his groove thing

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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No, son.

A flame war is when myself, and a bunch of hung mandingos take turns on your drunk mother in a parked car behind "Jimbos" on a winter day to see who gets the windows steamed the quickest.

When it comes to puncturing that camel toe, Iam the champ.
I might have impregnated your mother, hence the toothless grin she displayed for her food stamp card.


Hence why I call you son.

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Go Cubs Go

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Then assume everyone likes the heros avatar, a mans avatar, MY avatar.


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If that's all you got, then you are pathetic.
I'll stick with my original assessment. You take it up the poop-chute, don't you Pooper?
You sure "out-flame" all those other "Queens", don't you?

Embarrassing!!!!!

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

And thats obviously all you have.

Youve said that how many times?

You either;

A. Have a severe case of ADD, that even EST couldnt fix
B. Have been playing around in your mothers tampon hamper, and by sticking so many tampons in bodily cavities, have given yourself a harsh case of toxic shock syndrome, resulting in the eginnings of brain damage.
or C. Youve taken some many nuts to your chin your like the Larry Holmes of this message board, complete with a permanant concussion and gap toothed grin.

Iam leaning towards C, for you, myself.


Care for a mint?

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Pooper, I find it hard to believe you actually think you are clever.
Take the dick out of you hand and post something of significance.
My Mother passed on years ago. So you can take that smack out of your quiver, you fucking douchebag. Come up with something original, you fucking prick, you.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

And with this reply, Arnie Grape, you are owned.

Never mind the fact your mother probably killed herself on account that you, pasty faced and pock marked, were her child, but that you would announce it on a message board.

How sad life must have been for her, I feel pity...not really.

You cant box with god, so why even try?

Your throwing out faglames that have been recycled to olbivion, then going so far as to use RL info about yourself, on a message board.

HAW HAW

Your a fucking puppet.
I could have you sucking dick for money in Inglewood in a day.




DUNK-Tell me who my ass tastes.....HAW HAW


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Ha Ha, the poofer likes it in the pooper.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Poofer = bad speller.

Hey Poofer, when do we get the breaking Cubs news, just like we got that huge announcement about North? I can hardly wait......

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meatball

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The end of the Cubs is starting.

No black cat this time.

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If anyone knows anything about ends it would be you

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Your right.

Considering it doesnt take more than a half eaten skittle to make your girlfriend strip and perform "hide the drunk chocolate love" in double time on camera, your absolutely right.

Iam the camera man, my steady hand earns me gas money.


DUNK

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