Shit. I thought a fifth of vodka could do that. Gaudin doesn't have the hangover to go with it?

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Stupidity irritates the crap outta me... and yes, I irritate myself far too often.

what's with lee dribbling it to the third base line or short stop all the time...he had overall a nice at bat but the result's always the same...

Cotts and Howry can leave anytime they want.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

It doesn't matter that Fielder had hit that home run, he's only celebrating Prince Spaghetti Night.

3 of 4 is noice! but they should absolutely sweep with what they've got going tomorrow.

Kudos to Dempster. I thought he would have started sucking by now. I did not think he was for real as a starter. I am glad I was wrong, at least so far. Nice all around game tonight.
D Lee needs to stop blowing. Lou needs to give him some rest. He looks lost.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Time to start Ward at 1st! You asked for it!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I think tomorrow would be a good day to sit Lee.

Another evening of relaxing MLB action, featuring the best team in the NL, and perhaps all of baseball! Soriano is showing everyone how much he means to the team - he is really hitting well, and igniting this offense. More splendid pitching! They clearly have the best 1-4 punch in the rotation of ANY team. Reed Johnson is a hustling ballplayer - what a great addition! This is a team with very little weakness right now, they are very solid in every aspect of the game. They likely will win this division by a double digit margin.

This is a day of celebration! Rejoice and dance, and let it all soak in! Don't mar it with angry comments towards the Cubs first baseman! He gives it his all, and he will right the ship (if you consider his average, HR and RBI totals a sinking ship, that is)! It is a team sport, and this team has the look and feel of a winner - a WORLD SERIES winner! Don't seek the negative, bask in the glow of the positive!

To all of your friends out there with the "glass half empty" mentality, I have only one thing to say:

relax. relax. relax.

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RELAX.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
ALL IS WELL.

Trying to avoid a sweep with this?

2B Rickie Weeks
3B Craig Counsell
SS J.J. Hardy
1B Prince Fielder
LF Ryan Braun
RF Gabe Kapler
CF Mike Cameron
C Jason Kendall
RHP Dave Bush

Nope!

Nice to see Rickie Weeks still playing like a dog in the first today. Also, nice to get another early lead. Puts even more pressure on the Brewers.

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EDMONDS!! Awesome.

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I'm going to take a nap now. If they were some how to blow this I wouldn;t want to watch it anyway.

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Thank you Jim Edmonds, maybe today Harden gets his first win as a Cub.

Cubby swagger!

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Man, Edmunds does it again. I doubt even Edmunds thought he was going to be this good with the Cub.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

jesus harden is a strikeout machine.

Loving the Road work this week against the Brewers and looking forward to chopping up the Pirates this weekend at Wrigley. This is a good time to take a lead, road heavy schedule coming up.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

and heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrre come the pretzels!

HEY! LOOK! A Scott Eyre sighting!

So much for my Scott Eyre Conspiracy theory.

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Freakin Gagne. He sucks ass, leave him in so they can knock his shit all over like the rest of the National League has been doing all year.

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Nothing to fear but fear itself, and me.

thug league.

Do we see some retaliation from Howry?

Fielder is up next.

I wouldn't. Don't give the Brewers anything to fire them up.

You kicked their ass. Leave town.

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See. Look at Fielder. The Cubs have messed up their heads. It's great.

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what, no panic now?! IT'S THE SAME TEAM AS LAST WEEK...some Cubs fans can be so funny...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Your probably right, knowing the Cubs luck there would be some bench clearing brawl and some Cub would end up hurt.

fielder: "HORSE SHIT! HORSE SHIT!"