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I'll take "What are things Bob's mother said right after he was born" for $2000, Alex.

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Bob, I just have this image of you in one of two diametrically opposed scenarios:

1) You're some cigar smoking CEO of a highly successful company. You're sitting in your large office with feet kicked up on a solid oak desk. In this world, you're dictating CFMB posts to a hot secretary.

Or,

2) You're some degenerate who has gamed the workers comp and disability system. You sit at your trailer park home watching a 13 inch black and white tv typing out replies on a Gateway Computer. By 2:00 each day, you're drunker than a skunk on cheap whiskey. The woman who claims to be your wife would be better suited to live in a no kill animal shelter.

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Bob, I just have this image of you in one of two diametrically opposed scenarios:

1) You're some cigar smoking CEO of a highly successful company. You're sitting in your large office with feet kicked up on a solid oak desk. In this world, you're dictating CFMB posts to a hot secretary.

Or,

2) You're some degenerate who has gamed the workers comp and disability system. You sit at your trailer park home watching a 13 inch black and white tv typing out replies on a Gateway Computer. By 2:00 each day, you're drunker than a skunk on cheap whiskey. The woman who claims to be your wife would be better suited to live in a no kill animal shelter.


I'm somewhere between 1 and 2.
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2) You're some degenerate who has gamed the workers comp and disability system. You sit at your trailer park home watching a 13 inch black and white tv typing out replies on a Gateway Computer. By 2:00 each day, you're drunker than a skunk on cheap whiskey. The woman who claims to be your wife would be better suited to live in a no kill animal shelter.


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Caller Bob wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Bob, I just have this image of you in one of two diametrically opposed scenarios:

1) You're some cigar smoking CEO of a highly successful company. You're sitting in your large office with feet kicked up on a solid oak desk. In this world, you're dictating CFMB posts to a hot secretary.

Or,

2) You're some degenerate who has gamed the workers comp and disability system. You sit at your trailer park home watching a 13 inch black and white tv typing out replies on a Gateway Computer. By 2:00 each day, you're drunker than a skunk on cheap whiskey. The woman who claims to be your wife would be better suited to live in a no kill animal shelter.


I'm somewhere between 1 and 2.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Does Moncada bobble every ground ball an average of 1.5 times per attempt?

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geez, c'mon, get to 1st safely with the sox fumbling the ball on every grounder.
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I wouldn't be watching this game, but for Hawk.

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Sox always play tough during BP Cup. This series is the Sox organization and their fans "World Series".

I expect the Sox to grab 3 out 4. They'll subsequently lose 8 of 10.

knew it knew it knew it knew it.

this gonzalez cat is rocking a damn near 5 era but is twirling a gem out of his ass.
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Why is Grimm on the team?

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Sox always play tough during BP Cup. This series is the Sox organization and their fans "World Series".

I expect the Sox to grab 3 out 4. They'll subsequently lose 8 of 10.

knew it knew it knew it knew it.

this gonzalez cat is rocking a damn near 5 era but is twirling a gem out of his ass.

That's because your team sucks

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I remember not long ago the Cubs were down 2 to 1 to an AL Central team. And then they won the World Series.

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Kirkwood wrote:
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Sox always play tough during BP Cup. This series is the Sox organization and their fans "World Series".

I expect the Sox to grab 3 out 4. They'll subsequently lose 8 of 10.

knew it knew it knew it knew it.

this gonzalez cat is rocking a damn near 5 era but is twirling a gem out of his ass.

The racist fuck behind the plate deserves some credit too. I only have the game on a stat tracker so I see the pitch trax and nothing else and there are 2 different zones. Miggy is my guy though. Still awesome to see a guy who was not a prospect suddenly become one and then stick at the big league level.

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Huge strikeout.

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First and Second, no outs and you're going to let this guy off the hook. Damn it all.

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Caller Bobs.

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So now the ball decides to stop carrying? Sometimes hitting the ball 400' isn't good enough.

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So now the ball decides to stop carrying? Sometimes hitting the ball 400' isn't good enough.


And sometimes it is.....Davidson.

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Lol. Yep he's not killing the ball like Babe Schwarbs rocking that -0.5 war.
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White Sox fan who is my wife's aunt is posting on Facebook like it's the world series. Has not posted shit on the Sox all year.

Ugh.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
White Sox fan who is my wife's aunt is posting on Facebook like it's the world series. Has not posted shit on the Sox all year.

Ugh.


Call her a Caller Bob.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
White Sox fan who is my wife's aunt is posting on Facebook like it's the world series. Has not posted shit on the Sox all year.

Ugh.


Call her a Caller Bob.


That seems a bit much.

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