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So, here are the rankings for looks.

Indiana < Missouri < Southern Illinois < Southern Suburbs < Northern Suburbs

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Cindy Crawford was from down state Illinois I think.

Marilyn Monroe came from a poor family. She was molested by her step dad as a kid.


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Why is Mac So Angry? wrote:
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Not to sound like an elitist, but aren't people in general from the northern suburbs better looking or more "city" looking then those from the southern burbs. Not just girls and not everybody, but for the most part the south burbs gave me more of a southern Illinois "farm folk" feel.


That's pretty stupid. When you're conceived how the hell does the women's body know where you are from to make you look a certain way?

City looking? Is that what you said? What does that mean? That's pretty dumb.

Hey, poor girls can be pretty. Rich girls can be ugly.

Anyway, I would hardly equate the southern suburbs to Southern Illinois or farm people. Wow.


So you think the average person on a farm in Southern Illinois looks similar to an average business person on State Street. Do you find that wealthy people are usually less attractive then poor people? And of course it goes both ways with ugliness, but what side are the odds better with?


It depends I guess. I would take a natural decent looking "girl next door" type any day of the week over a everything is fake, superficial, paris hilton looking person. Obviously ugly is ugly, but if you are implying you can buy good looks, I guess thats up to personal taste. I find a ton of lipstick, makeup, fake tan, fake color hair to be huge turnoffs.

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Dan Bernstein is a rich man from the Northern Suburbs. Well educated. You ever see what he looks like?


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Cindy Crawford was from down state Illinois I think.

Marilyn Monroe came from a poor family. She was molested by her step dad as a kid.


Of course there are exceptions, most great artists come from poor awful childhoods but Mick Jaeger grew up a rich boy and wrote some fantastic tunes. Here's an example....you go into a bar Beardown, a tall hot blonde starts talking you up, she starts talking about how much she cares about global warming, the polar bears, fashion and how she's a vegan. If you had to guess which one of these two cities she was from would it be...

A. Getmethefuckoutofthisshithole, IN
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B. San Francisco, CA

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Jenny McCarthy is from Dolton or Frankfort.


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M-ick=nut?

And I'm saying I prefer chubby average chicks and Beardown bashed me for that in a different thread. I was born middle class and look like Indiana Trailer Trash. I have a small dick and bacne, i aint trying to bad mouth anyone, just my observations you sensitive fucks.

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Why is Mac So Angry? wrote:
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Cindy Crawford was from down state Illinois I think.

Marilyn Monroe came from a poor family. She was molested by her step dad as a kid.


Of course there are exceptions, most great artists come from poor awful childhoods but nut Jaeger grew up a rich boy and wrote some fantastic tunes. Here's an example....you go into a bar Beardown, a tall hot blonde starts talking you up, she starts talking about how much she cares about global warming, the polar bears, fashion and how she's a vegan. If you had to guess which one of these two cities she was from would it be...

A. Getmethefuckoutofthisshithole, IN
or
B. San Francisco, CA


No hot blonde would ever talk to me. I get your point. You can say they are more cultured in urban areas.

Once again, my main point is that the southern suburbs are far from country or farm areas.


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Cindy Crawford was from down state Illinois I think.

Marilyn Monroe came from a poor family. She was molested by her step dad as a kid.


Of course there are exceptions, most great artists come from poor awful childhoods but nut Jaeger grew up a rich boy and wrote some fantastic tunes. Here's an example....you go into a bar Beardown, a tall hot blonde starts talking you up, she starts talking about how much she cares about global warming, the polar bears, fashion and how she's a vegan. If you had to guess which one of these two cities she was from would it be...

A. Getmethefuckoutofthisshithole, IN
or
B. San Francisco, CA


No hot blonde would ever talk to me. I get your point. You can say they are more cultured in urban areas.

Once again, my main point is that the southern suburbs are far from country or farm areas.


They might be, but to ME the people seemed fairly similar.

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Cinfy Crawford is from DeKalb. She lived there until after graduating from DeKalb high in 1984. Jenny McCarthy has twin sisters who played Basketball at UIC. they are pretty attractive as well, but not as hot as Jenny.

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Why is Mac So Angry? wrote:
Not to sound like an elitist, but aren't people in general from the northern suburbs better looking or more "city" looking then those from the southern burbs. Not just girls and not everybody, but for the most part the south burbs gave me more of a southern Illinois "farm folk" feel.

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So you think the average person on a farm in Southern Illinois looks similar to an average business person on State Street. Do you find that wealthy people are usually less attractive then poor people? And of course it goes both ways with ugliness, but what side are the odds better with?


These are among the dumbest comments I've read in a while.

Perhaps "farm people" should hide their faces in public?

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What if a farm girl banged a city slicker?

What the hell would that kid look like?


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Having spent many years working on State St. as well having spent many years working in the farming communities of Illinois, I can tell you, unequivocally, that there are just as many fat, smelly, ugly bastards heading to their next client lunch in Brooks Brothers suits on State St. as there are fat, ugly bastards sitting, drinking, and playing Euchre at the Knotty Pine tavern in Earlville or pick the rural bar of your choice.

As far as the women go, if you think the women of the northern burbs have anything on those in less populated communities, then you just don't get out of the city much.

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Here is one. What if a farm couple moved to the city and banged?

Would the women's womb know that they banged in the city and they are now living there? Would it know to make the child look like "city folk?"


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Having spent many years working on State St. as well having spent many years working in the farming communities of Illinois, I can tell you, unequivocally, that there are just as many fat, smelly, ugly bastards heading to their next client lunch in Brooks Brothers suits on State St. .


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Having spent many years working on State St. as well having spent many years working in the farming communities of Illinois, I can tell you, unequivocally, that there are just as many fat, smelly, ugly bastards heading to their next client lunch in Brooks Brothers suits on State St. .


hey :x


Think how ugly you'd be if you were born in Effingham. :cyclops:

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When I was in college I was rejected, equally, by down state girls and suburban girls. They were both equal in looks.


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Just not in money.


Some of the Peoria girls came from money.


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Beardown wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Just not in money.


Some of the Peoria girls came for money.


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What if a farm girl banged a city slicker?

What the hell would that kid look like?


Like mine? :lol:

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How about this. Can you trick the womb?

Can a farm couple go to the city, bang, and have the womb think it should make the kid look like "city folk"?

How about that one?


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Why is Mac So Angry? wrote:
Not to sound like an elitist, but aren't people in general from the northern suburbs better looking or more "city" looking then those from the southern burbs. Not just girls and not everybody, but for the most part the south burbs gave me more of a southern Illinois "farm folk" feel.

Why is Mac So Angry? wrote:
So you think the average person on a farm in Southern Illinois looks similar to an average business person on State Street. Do you find that wealthy people are usually less attractive then poor people? And of course it goes both ways with ugliness, but what side are the odds better with?


These are among the dumbest comments I've read in a while.

Perhaps "farm people" should hide their faces in public?


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