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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:38 am 
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David Ross' partner farts in his face.

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It was “A Night at the Movies” night on Dancing With the Stars as David Ross and his partner, Lindsay Arnold, were assigned the most caliente of salsas — the sci-fi salsa. And to keep from being eliminated, they had to pulled out all the stops during rehearsal.

Anxious to nail the routines, Ross accidentally dropped Lindsay from above his shoulders directly onto her butt. Ross looked very concerned that Arnold may have been hurt, but he soon found out that she only pulled her finger.

Later, Arnold did a cartwheel, which ended with her in a handstand in front of Ross — and then she passed gas. Not only was her rear only just a few inches from the slugger’s face; it was directly on top of his mic.

The two dancers immediately collapsed in laughter. Arnold’s initial hypothesis was that she tooted out of revenge: “He dropped me on my butt and then my butt was mad at him. It was payback.” But in the end, she blamed it on the salsa. “That sci-fi salsa got to me; that sci-fi salsa will get you every time,” she said.

Dancing With the Stars airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC. Watch clips and full episodes of DWTS for free on Yahoo View.

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:43 am 
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My god, Pasta.

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:48 am 
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
My god, Pasta.


Hey,it's out there. I have to report it back here.

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:50 am 
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jimmypasta wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
My god, Pasta.


Hey,it's out there. I have to report it back here.


I'm sure you watched it live on Monday night.

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No, I never watch it. My wife is not crazy about it either.

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jimmypasta wrote:
No, I never watch it. My wife is not crazy about it either.


I call bullshit. All you old people like that shit.

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I'm an old guy that doesn't like it but my wife does.

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jimmypasta wrote:
No, I never watch it. My wife is not crazy about it either.


I call bullshit. All you old people like that shit.



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