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FavreFan

Post subject: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 7:44 pm

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Sitting at .193. Rough.

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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 7:49 pm

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A chubbier Kevin Maas.

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'77Cubs

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 7:51 pm

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He'll be fine.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 7:55 pm

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I heard he's just going to get glasses.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 7:59 pm

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Novelty player, like the time the Oakland A's had a track athlete to pinch-run.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 8:08 pm

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Goes from babe Ruth stud lead off hitter to the bench.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 8:10 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Goes from babe Ruth stud lead off hitter to the bench.

Keep drinking. I am. Could get interesting.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 8:15 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Sitting at .193. Rough.

Still obsessed.
2016 fucked you up pretty bad.
PTSD.
Go talk to someone.

I mean someone who cares

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sat May 06, 2017 8:17 pm

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Darkside wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Sitting at .193. Rough.

Still obsessed.
2016 fucked you up pretty bad.
PTSD.
Go talk to someone.

I mean someone who cares

I think we should grant him some slack since he's obviously not very bright.

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Polecat666

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:44 am

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And his trade value vanishes.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 11:16 am

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.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 11:20 am

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I'm okay to go! I'm okay to go! I'm okay to go...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 11:39 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though. When you progres higher than a 4th grade reading comprehension level, let one of us know and we will explain it to you.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 4:50 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

Poor Kyle and his badd luck

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 4:53 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

Poor Kyle and his badd luck

Probably a "p****k".

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:25 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

Poor Kyle and his badd luck

Probably a "p****k".

Leash and GD......HEATING UP !!!!

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:32 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:36 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:38 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

He'll progres.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:52 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

Every other Bob post contains a typo or grammatical error while calling others dumb. It's hilarious. If Bob wasn't such an idiot I would think it was a bit.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 5:57 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

It's autocorrecting using an Adam West Batman filter.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:13 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

Every other Bob post contains a typo or grammatical error while calling others dumb. It's hilarious. If Bob wasn't such an idiot I would think it was a bit.

1) It's one letter. I'm not sure why my phone decided to correct BABIP to BAPIP.

2) You and FlapJacks still don't know what BABIP is.

3) If you did, you would have realized Schwarber is hitting about 50 points below his career normal BABIP. and odds are this will normalize.

4). Society would have been so much better if the outcome of you and FlapJacks were aborted fetuses.

Last edited by Caller Bob on Sun May 07, 2017 6:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:14 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

Every other Bob post contains a typo or grammatical error while calling others dumb. It's hilarious. If Bob wasn't such an idiot I would think it was a bit.

1) It's one letter. I'm sure why my phone decided to correct BABIP to BAPIP.

2) You and FlapJacks still don't know what BABIP is.

3) If you did, you would have realized Schwarber is hitting about 50 points below his career normal BABIP. and odds are this will normalize.

4). Society would have been so much better if the outcome of you and FlapJacks were aborted fetuses.

Wow, you got even more embarrassed by that than I thought you would have. It'll be ok, Bob.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:14 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

He'll progres.

This is probably true only due to the fact that Bob cannot get any worse.

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ltg wrote:

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Last edited by Frank Coztansa on Sun May 07, 2017 6:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:16 pm

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[/quote]

Frank Coztansa wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

He'll progres.

This is probably true only due to.tje fact that Bob cannot get any worse.

What's to.tje, FlapJacks?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:18 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

100% correct.

We do know what BABIP is though.

Yea......if you are going to drop the illiterate bomb, might want to do a proofread.

He'll progres.

This is probably true only due to the fact that Bob cannot get any worse.

You missed my joke, Frank.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:19 pm

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No I dint

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ltg wrote:

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 6:21 pm

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Just a tip FlapJacks.......if you are going to bust somebody's balls over spelling in a thread, might want to proofread your own posts, in said thread.

And the obligatory, Cubbie on the Brain, Cubbie on the Brain. Maybe they will make a pill for that someday.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Sun May 07, 2017 9:09 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

.246 BAPIP. (Doubt illiterate Sox fans know what that means).

Poor Kyle and his badd luck

Probably a "p****k".

Leash and GD......HEATING UP !!!!

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Curious Hair wrote:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: KYLE SCHWARBER'S LOST CONTACT

Posted: Mon May 08, 2017 8:45 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Just a tip FlapJacks.

Fun game

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