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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:19 am 
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Cubs are in second place.
Poor Caller Bob.

Huh? Why are you invoking me here?
Do I have to explain your own posts to you?

I was never grandstanding about them being in 1st place...it's a long season.
Why mention it?

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leashyourkids wrote:
I can't even talk shit to Sox fans anymore. I'm too embarrassed for them.

It's very sad to see the subdivision crumbling.

Very sad.

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http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/ ... ons-issues

Shit's going to hit the fan.

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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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I can't even talk shit to Sox fans anymore. I'm too embarrassed for them.

It's very sad to see the subdivision crumbling.

Very sad.

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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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Shit's going to hit the fan.

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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/report-mlb-will-investigate-cubs-addison-russells-domestic-violence-allegations-issues

Shit's going to hit the fan.

I always believe the woman's best friend


oh wow, didn't his predecessor starlin castro also beat up a woman?

and don't give me this "legal mumbo jumbo" -- i'm talking about the bernstein/dicaro standard of "we'll never know what happened that night" so yeah, shit, why do the chicago cubs hate women? clearly they do if they foster an environment that has now created multiple "bitchboppers" =/

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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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In their efforts to troll on the Russell news, all the Subdivision has really done is come off as a bunch of SJW - BETA MALE - FAGS. #Sad


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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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badrogue17 wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/report-mlb-will-investigate-cubs-addison-russells-domestic-violence-allegations-issues

Shit's going to hit the fan.

I always believe the woman's best friend


oh wow, didn't his predecessor starlin castro also beat up a woman?

and don't give me this "legal mumbo jumbo" -- i'm talking about the bernstein/dicaro standard of "we'll never know what happened that night" so yeah, shit, why do the chicago cubs hate women? clearly they do if they foster an environment that has now created multiple "bitchboppers" =/
It all started when all those happy-go-lucky Latin players witnessed Kerry Woods take a bat to Sammys boom box that they saw it was ok to hit their property and it was passed down.

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It all started when all those happy-go-lucky Latin players witnessed Kerry Woods take a bat to Sammys boom box that they saw it was ok to hit their property and it was passed down.


WHAT!? dude this is a new low for you.... comparing womyn to an "inanimate object" like a boombox? for shame brogue one, for shame!

seriously, say what you want about womyn, but at least boomboxes have actual utility in your life two minutes after you bust a nut, you know what i'm saying!? 8) 8) 8)

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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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sinicalypse wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
It all started when all those happy-go-lucky Latin players witnessed Kerry Woods take a bat to Sammys boom box that they saw it was ok to hit their property and it was passed down.


WHAT!? dude this is a new low for you.... comparing womyn to an "inanimate object" like a boombox? for shame brogue one, for shame!

seriously, say what you want about womyn, but at least boomboxes have actual utility in your life two minutes after you bust a nut, you know what i'm saying!? 8) 8) 8)


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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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leashyourkids wrote:
I can't even talk shit to Sox fans anymore. I'm too embarrassed for them.

Please. I'm pretty much the only person in this thread who didn't embarrass themselves

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Is Addison Russell your friend? Someone ask pizza boy

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Can't wait until DiamondGirl starts posting here .


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His average is low and he's playing with a bum shoukder.

Well his dick seems to work just fine . Maybe he should start hitting baseballs with it .


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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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What's up there cream puff? Holly texted me and told me I needed to talk about Addison Russell. Good guy, great guest. Lovely family. Very loyal to his wife and girls. Reminds me of a young OJ Simpson if the Juice were to play baseball. Had OJ on the show way back when. Good guy. Loved talking some basketball with him. Addison told me he looks up to Aroldis Chapman when it comes to his family life. Good times. I need to have a get together with Addison, Patty Kane, Bob Hull, Juice, Josh Brown, Brett Myers, and maybe we'll invite Tawney Kitean along for the ride...head on down to Lou's for some great 'za.

Jared, let's send Addy a MyPillow 2.0 and a Pajama Gram for his lovely lady.

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I can't even talk shit to Sox fans anymore. I'm too embarrassed for them.

Please. I'm pretty much the only person in this thread who didn't embarrass themselves

Yup. I guess you tired yourself out doing it elsewhere on the board recently.

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 Post subject: Re: Addison Russell
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I can't even talk shit to Sox fans anymore. I'm too embarrassed for them.

Please. I'm pretty much the only person in this thread who didn't embarrass themselves

Yup. I guess you tired yourself out doing it elsewhere on the board recently.

Recently?

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What's up there cream puff? Holly texted me and told me I needed to talk about Addison Russell. Good guy, great guest. Lovely family. Very loyal to his wife and girls. Reminds me of a young OJ Simpson if the Juice were to play baseball. Had OJ on the show way back when. Good guy. Loved talking some basketball with him. Addison told me he looks up to Aroldis Chapman when it comes to his family life. Good times. I need to have a get together with Addison, Patty Kane, Bob Hull, Juice, Josh Brown, Brett Myers, and maybe we'll invite Tawney Kitean along for the ride...head on down to Lou's for some great 'za.

Jared, let's send Addy a MyPillow 2.0 and a Pajama Gram for his lovely lady.

Back to the phones.

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Hey KapMan,

Any tips on getting a safe skull tan for a bald guy? Saw you on Comcast and your bronzing is first class.

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"Russell issued a statement Thursday that said: "Any allegation I have abused my wife is false and hurtful. For the well-being of my family, I'll have no further comment."


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This thread is good.

It is. I was on the Metra this morning literally LOL at the responses. Too many to respond to.

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It all started when all those happy-go-lucky Latin players witnessed Kerry Woods take a bat to Sammys boom box that they saw it was ok to hit their property and it was passed down.


WHAT!? dude this is a new low for you.... comparing womyn to an "inanimate object" like a boombox? for shame brogue one, for shame!

seriously, say what you want about womyn, but at least boomboxes have actual utility in your life two minutes after you bust a nut, you know what i'm saying!? 8) 8) 8)


tl:dr


yeah dude, at this juncture i midaswell be "TLDR emeritus" cuz i've pretty much earned worth a lifetime's worth of "DR" from all the "TL" i pumped into this place from 2009-2015+ (dont forget i had my ~6 month siesta from ~dec2015-july2016 when uhhhh, bigfan decided that i was "getting personal with him" even tho the only guy i was slagging off was.... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: MATCH!!!!!! WOOF WOOF! 8) 8)

but yeah, since i came back i've pretty much whittled away ~90%+ of my "traditional TLDR" content; even so, i still have people doing the TLDR caricature cuz like, hey, i reckon it's akin to "dry drunks" in AA [i.e. if you don't "follow the [AA] program" it doesnt matter if you haven't had a drink for 12 years..... you're still a raging alcoholic, you just haven't had a drink in 12 years you #DryDrunk! and you're gonna forever be a #DryDrunk til you "work the [AA] program" to fix your "disease" [cuz go figure alkys/druggies wanna "have it both ways" eh? =]

so i'd guess that my C/S/FMB equivalent of "working the [AA] program" would be showing up for one of the big summerfests and letting everyone behold my corporeal form and then [and only then] they MIGHT realize "hey you know he isn't as bad as we all were led to believe for all those years when 2000 words was a 'short post' from snicklepiss!"

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Now is your chance IMU!

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She also is refusing to speak with MLB.

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She also is refusing to speak with MLB.


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