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 Post subject: Schwarber's GF
PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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She probably is a better outfielder too.

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You know honey, you could join me in those workouts


Seriously! I would be more impressed if he got her to drop 40 lbs. Good grief.


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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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badrogue17 wrote:
You know honey, you could join me in those workouts


Seriously! I would be more impressed if he got her to drop 40 lbs. Good grief.


I'd rather he have a normal girlfriend than some plastic model trying to get pregnant

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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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She's a LAAARRGE girl.

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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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She's a LAAARRGE girl.

Perhaps she doesn’t want Rick speculating she’s lost power if she drops some pounds .

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Given history of Cubs juicing, makes one wonder how quickly Schwarbs has lost weight and gotten into "shape" doesn't it? At least he has not "lost" a lot of money that was wrapped up in a towel....yet.


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And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average

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she has a lot of potential if she got on board with the diet plan, not bad as is


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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50 home runs
And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average


He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.

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Nas wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas wrote:
50 home runs
And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average


He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.


I'll take some of that action.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Nas wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas wrote:
50 home runs
And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average


He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.


I'll take some of that action.


need to know if he is going to be a full time starter or only hitting against RH

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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Nas wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas wrote:
50 home runs
And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average


He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.


I'll take some of that action.


$100 and $5 for every 5 points above or below .250? Minimum of 400 ABs. We could make it an avatar or signature bet if you like.

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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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Nas wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Nas wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas wrote:
50 home runs
And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average


He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.


I'll take some of that action.


$100 and $5 for every 5 points above or below .250? Minimum of 400 ABs. We could make it an avatar or signature bet if you like.


Sounds good...so if he hits .220 I win $130 and if he hits .280 you win $130, right?

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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Nas wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Nas wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas wrote:
50 home runs
And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average


He won't hit less than .250. I'm willing to wager on that.


I'll take some of that action.


$100 and $5 for every 5 points above or below .250? Minimum of 400 ABs. We could make it an avatar or signature bet if you like.


Sounds good...so if he hits .220 I win $130 and if he hits .280 you win $130, right?


Right

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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas wrote:
50 home runs
And 190 strikeouts with a .203 batting average


If he is keeping his 10%+ walk rate I take that in a second. Frank is all in on Schwarber!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Schwarber's GF
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I can't see the image you guys are looking at on my work computer. Is he still dating this woman?

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I can't see the image you guys are looking at on my work computer. Is he still dating this woman?

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Yeah and she is bigger.

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Schwarbs ain't no prize either and he isn't even rich yet.

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Yea Schwarber is not making primo MLB bux yet.


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Best shape of his life.

Swinging the bat better than ever.
Amazing how he can connect with the ball when it's literally not moving.

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Fitting he is holding a K bag.

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Best shape of his life.

Swinging the bat better than ever.
Amazing how he can connect with the ball when it's literally not moving.


He makes it seem that way, doesn’t he?

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Yeah and she is bigger.


No kids, single. No excuse for letting her ass blow up like that.


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Maybe Schwarber likes his women good and thick. A sturdy brick outhouse.


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