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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 11:29 pm

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NWsider4-3-3 wrote:

yeah...that's what he told me. 4.5 years of nfl service to be fully vested, not sure how service is determined. i'm sure his nephew has been told by the player rep/union correspondence and his agent about the fully vested $30k a month. i'm sure that goes up every year - cola. i'm not sure how he wouldn't understand his own pension....after all, he's a golden domer.

I thought I heard or read somewhere that fewer than 1,000 players have had an eight year NFL career.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2023 8:16 pm

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Rangers also in the mix.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 5:22 pm

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I imagine the Subdivision will lose their shit if the Cubs actually land Ohtani

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 5:27 pm

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No, they will laugh at the overspend when most have previously argued “why care, it’s not our money”.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 5:54 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

I imagine the Subdivision will lose their shit if the Cubs actually land Ohtani

I thought San Fran was in on Ohtani as well.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:01 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

I imagine the Subdivision will lose their shit if the Cubs actually land Ohtani

I’m going to officially Not Care if it happens and Have Strong Feelings about it if it doesn’t happen.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:41 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I imagine the Subdivision will lose their shit if the Cubs actually land Ohtani

I thought San Fran was in on Ohtani as well.

He soured on San Fran after seeing DeSantis hold up the maps of shit

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:45 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

I imagine the Subdivision will lose their shit if the Cubs actually land Ohtani

I thought San Fran was in on Ohtani as well.

He soured on San Fran after seeing DeSantis hold up the maps of shit

You mean his campaign posters?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 2:12 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

I imagine the Subdivision will lose their shit if the Cubs actually land Ohtani

Why? I'd be more than happy to see them hamstrung with a $600 million liability for one player when they need more pitching yesterday.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 2:14 pm

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He will be pitching again by August

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 3:01 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

He will be pitching again by August

That’s what his agent wants everyone to think.

No one should spend $600m on this guy. He’s just as introverted as Trout and will be an overpaid DH.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 3:18 pm

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The only justification for paying out the ass for him is if you can make a majority of it back up with merch/broadcasting. They might have to put in a few new satellites for marquee to get it pumped overseas.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:18 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

He will be pitching again by August

That’s what his agent wants everyone to think.

No one should spend $600m on this guy. He’s just as introverted as Trout and will be an overpaid DH.

Trout and Two-Way Ohtani couldn't even get the Angels the Wild Card. What makes people think Ohtani and Pete Crow Armstrong are going to get us to the World Series?

Not excited to pay an injury prone player 600MIL and justify it with, "It's really 300MIL split into two people!"

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 5:14 pm

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i can't even understand what he's saying in his new balance commercial.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 5:20 pm

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Ohtani is not going to make the Cubs appreciably better and that contract will be a killer for whoever signs him. give me Bellinger and a couple others instead of

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:09 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Ohtani is not going to make the Cubs appreciably better and that contract will be a killer for whoever signs him. give me Bellinger and a couple others instead of

Cub fans will be lining up to suck his cock at $500 per lick. #sammysosa#kerrywood#plexiglass
It's fucking PT Barnum over there. They'll MAKE money on $600mildough outlay.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 7:05 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Ohtani is not going to make the Cubs appreciably better and that contract will be a killer for whoever signs him. give me Bellinger and a couple others instead of

Bellinger wants a 12 year deal

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2023 9:23 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Ohtani is not going to make the Cubs appreciably better and that contract will be a killer for whoever signs him. give me Bellinger and a couple others instead of

Bellinger wants a 12 year deal

Which will still be almost half of what Ohtani wants coming off his second Tommy John surgery.

Hitters:
Sign Bellinger, Candelario, T.Anderson for bench dept. Trade for Soto and sign him.

Pitchers:

Sign Blake Snell, Julio Urías and Jordan Montgomery. Josh Hader to close and LETS GO!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:03 pm

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https://x.com/bnightengale/status/17320 ... 18571?s=46

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:04 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1732093251501318571?s=46

You can ignore most of his thoughts that aren't White Sox related.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:21 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1732093251501318571?s=46

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:29 pm

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Do Cub fans get angry about a non-signing (e.g., Machado) or does the GM get a “look how hard I tried even if I failed” award (e.g., Ryan Pace)?

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:34 pm

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Jesse Rogers on ESPN 1000 says there's a vibe that the Cubs are out on Ohtani. Just a vibe not anything definitely.

He says Ohtani is so private he won't reveal his dog's name.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:56 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Do Cub fans get angry about a non-signing (e.g., Machado) or does the GM get a “look how hard I tried even if I failed” award (e.g., Ryan Pace)?

Cubs fans will assume he’ll suck if they sign him and he’ll be the greatest player ever if they don’t.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 4:47 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Do Cub fans get angry about a non-signing (e.g., Machado) or does the GM get a “look how hard I tried even if I failed” award (e.g., Ryan Pace)?

Cubs fans will assume he’ll suck if they sign him and he’ll be the greatest player ever if they don’t.

Cub fans? you just described the dolphin

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:21 pm

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Oh ok so now it’s just the Cubs don’t want him.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:26 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

He will be pitching again by August

That’s what his agent wants everyone to think.

No one should spend $600m on this guy. He’s just as introverted as Trout and will be an overpaid DH.

Agreed. He lost $200 mil with that injury. But alas, someone will pay him anyway

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:30 pm

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Caller Bob has the record for self-inflicted injuries posting here. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 6:12 pm

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Brick wrote:

Caller Bob has the record for self-inflicted injuries posting here. :lol:

#SleepingGiants

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Post subject: Re: Cubs Offseason Plans

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 6:13 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Brick wrote:

Caller Bob has the record for self-inflicted injuries posting here. :lol:

#SleepingGiants

Is that the thread you mocked Jerry for saying "We aren't going to sign Ohtani". :lol:

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