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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

savage.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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The offense hinges on whether Robert cares that day or not

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

"Might've been taking a poop based on the shirt tuck" was the best explanation.

MGM voided the bets yesterday, that's some real bullshit.
although "event abandoned" is pretty funny as a reason

Robert walked once, hit two homers and a single on Saturday, and the Sox still lost.

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As this point, I hope he truly doesn’t care about baseball.

Otherwise he’s way too good to toil away for this bullshit franchise and will be begging his way out by May.

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I didn't write "outcome".

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That's another reason I don't care about this season. We are not through the worst yet. He will be traded and he will win an MVP with another team. But we'll have more low priced prospects.

Word is that Jerry is creating an army of terra cotta prospects to be buried with him when his moment finally comes.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Fine. I will rephrase.

The offense failed to score enough runs on Saturday even with a great day at the plate from Robert.

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I see that Atlanta is starting Reynaldo Lopez tonight. I would have thought they had better options for their rotation.

The fact that it ass chapped these 2 fuckbags makes me root for the Sox when he pitches

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Uh-oh. Our PBP guy just said with conviction that Moncada on 2nd will be off on the 3-2 two out pitch. 1st base was unoccupied.

If Andrew Vaughn swung the bat with conviction he might actually knock a run in every now and then

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He did. Hit it hard actually.

The white Sox erupt for 1 run in the bottom of the sixth. I have a feeling it's gonna take a bit more today.

Crochet got robbed on a 1-2 pitch and Ozuna takes him deep 2 pitches later.

Something named DeJong just made up for it.

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Up to the bullpen now

Vaughn sucks

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Wait what? Why?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Sox are bad enough without getting fucked by the umps.

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Robbed of 2 outs. Damn.

Blind guy has fucked us in the ass at two key times

Pretty cool. The guy with the winter coat under his uni with a beautiful DP.

Every once in awhile, he comes through

Let's see if man bun can throw strikes.

He looks like he did a line or two before coming out.

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I hope so