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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:48 pm 
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Exclusive CFMB shot of Eloy in the locker room tonight with a message for Theo :

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Personally, I would love it if he got invited to the home run competition at the all-star game.

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.


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Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.


Might want to look up what he's doing this year.

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Tough break . Hopefully losing his huge bat won’t send them into a tailspin.

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Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.

Darkside! Stop this awful mult.


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It can't possibly be serious. He got bumped. I've had bigger collisions with a doorway jam.


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He’s had the knock of being fragile since he was a Cub


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He's about as graceful as a locomotive in LF. I'd be midly surprised if this was the final time he landed in the DL due to a collision with another outfielder or a wall.

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The lesson here is watch out for Charlie Tilson. Guy is a real bruiser.


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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Bababooey wrote:
Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.


Might want to look up what he's doing this year.


Not that great. Good for the back of a baseball card but only a 0.4 WAR.


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Bababooey wrote:
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Bababooey wrote:
Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.


Might want to look up what he's doing this year.


Not that great. Good for the back of a baseball card but only a 0.4 WAR.


http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id/33712

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Sox need an OF. Palka and Engel are both playing in Charlotte today while Robert is missing from the line-up :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Bababooey wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Bababooey wrote:
Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.


Might want to look up what he's doing this year.


Not that great. Good for the back of a baseball card but only a 0.4 WAR.


http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id/33712


Schwarber at 0.4 WAR too. What's the point?


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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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Bababooey wrote:
Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.

Darkside! Stop this awful mult.

What the hell can I do about it?

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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Darkside wrote:
tommy wrote:
Bababooey wrote:
Looks like Eloy will be back on the dl. Reminds me of a young Jorge Soler.

Darkside! Stop this awful mult.

What the hell can I do about it?
Lock him, whistler, and vitoscotti in a car, then roll it into the Cal-Sag

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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Jiminez hit his funny bone. Since he made such a drama about it, they're going to give him a week.


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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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an injury that should have never happened....just...stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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an injury that should have never happened....just...stupid.

Talk about a dumbass cliche...as opposed to an injury that should have happened? He's a china doll, get over it..that's why Theo pulled the trigger on him. If he was an elite defender that wouldn't be hurt 1/2 the season no way is he traded.

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wdelaney72 wrote:
an injury that should have never happened....just...stupid.

Talk about a dumbass cliche...as opposed to an injury that should have happened? He's a china doll, get over it..that's why Theo pulled the trigger on him. If he was an elite defender that wouldn't be hurt 1/2 the season no way is he traded.

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wdelaney72 wrote:
an injury that should have never happened....just...stupid.

Talk about a dumbass cliche...as opposed to an injury that should have happened? He's a china doll, get over it..that's why Theo pulled the trigger on him. If he was an elite defender that wouldn't be hurt 1/2 the season no way is he traded.

Anybody ever tell you that you're a joyless fuck?

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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-0.3 WAR for the future hall of famer.


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.232/.294/.461 on Aug 1.

theo kiss of death.

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That is a bad opinion Joe, but I don't really think this kid is a brutal defender. I'll have to check him out when he's back in the big leagues next year.

He’s absolutely brutal in the field. He has to be the worst fielder in MLB.



He looks like Willie Mays compared to Castellanos. Check out Nick tonight n see for yourself.

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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FF is a Sox fan that actually watches and goes to games. I'm pretty sure he already knows about longtime Detroit Tiger Nicholas Castellanos.

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FF is a Sox fan that actually watches and goes to games. I'm pretty sure he already knows about longtime Detroit Tiger Nicholas Castellanos.

Yup. Happy to not see him 18 times a year or whatever from now on

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 Post subject: Re: Eloy time!
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I said that in another thread. That trade is great from the Sox perspective because Castellanos was a Sox killer for years.

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No home runs in 3-4 weeks and hitting well below the mendoza line.


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No home runs in 3-4 weeks and hitting well below the mendoza line.

Cuban Kyle Schwarber

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No home runs in 3-4 weeks and hitting well below the mendoza line.

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