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So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Sure did and it only cost me $20.00. If it keeps working like it has so far, will be money very well spent.

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Definitely a unique approach.

I like it.

Can I talk you into finding this lady and discussing Purdue athletics?

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Definitely a unique approach.

I like it.

Can I talk you into finding this lady and discussing Purdue athletics?

Even if you curse Purdue athletics, you still won't get a win against them in the next 3 or 4 years.

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.



you should not mess w/ that kind of stuff. isn't it a general rule that if you put a curse/hex on anything that it comes back on you 3 times fold.

this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

and why do it on something so insignificant like a baseball team, makes no sense.


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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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I did the same to your radio caller career 5 years ago. It works!

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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I did the same to your radio caller career 5 years ago. It works!


but it came back on you 3 fold and now you're stuck on this message board. see...it works the other way too.

so if you ask sometimes 'what did I ever do to deserve this', point it back on what you did 5 years ago, there is the answer.


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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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RFDC wrote:
Definitely a unique approach.

I like it.

Can I talk you into finding this lady and discussing Purdue athletics?


How about adding the Packers, Badgers, and Cardinals? I’ll donate a couple hundred to the cause. And if she curses people, I got $500 to make Hawaii You’s Internet connection disappear.

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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RFDC wrote:
Definitely a unique approach.

I like it.

Can I talk you into finding this lady and discussing Purdue athletics?


Uh, as far as I can tell someone already cast that curse on Purdue athletics about 15 years ago.


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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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denisdman wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Definitely a unique approach.

I like it.

Can I talk you into finding this lady and discussing Purdue athletics?


How about adding the Packers, Badgers, and Cardinals? I’ll donate a couple hundred to the cause. And if she curses people, I got $500 to make Hawaii You’s Internet connection disappear.

:lol: Yes I like it, count me in

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Bagels wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

:lol:


it's no laughing matter. knew a guy who has been haunted by a demon his entire life. and it owned his father too. he did some research and found out like his great great grandfather in the early 1900s murdered a man and that family put a diabolic hex on him . That a demon would haunt their families first born for generations to eternity. No way to get that shit off.

Dangerous shit i'm telling you. never dabble in this kind of stuff. and avoid Ouija boards, they are the worst.


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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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HawaiiYou wrote:
Bagels wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

:lol:


it's no laughing matter. knew a guy who has been haunted by a demon his entire life. and it owned his father too. he did some research and found out like his great great grandfather in the early 1900s murdered a man and that family put a diabolic hex on him . That a demon would haunt their families first born for generations to eternity. No way to get that shit off.

Dangerous shit i'm telling you. never dabble in this kind of stuff. and avoid Ouija boards, they are the worst.


what are your experiences with Ouija boards ?


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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Bagels wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
Bagels wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

:lol:


it's no laughing matter. knew a guy who has been haunted by a demon his entire life. and it owned his father too. he did some research and found out like his great great grandfather in the early 1900s murdered a man and that family put a diabolic hex on him . That a demon would haunt their families first born for generations to eternity. No way to get that shit off.

Dangerous shit i'm telling you. never dabble in this kind of stuff. and avoid Ouija boards, they are the worst.


what are your experiences with Ouija boards ?


i dont dabble in them. but there are countless stories on their danger. it is not a kids toy.


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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What if you wish for somebody to drop dead right before you blow out your birthday candles?

Does the cake look like a ouija board?

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What if you wish for somebody to drop dead right before you blow out your birthday candles?

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Bagels wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

:lol:


We talking about curses or crack head booty calls?


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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

This is now, even after the last 5 years of our politics section, literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen posted on this board in my 15 year history.

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 Post subject: Re: Cursed
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Darkside wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

This is now, even after the last 5 years of our politics section, literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen posted on this board in my 15 year history.


I just want to know if he sold his soul to the devil in 2016.


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Darkside wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

This is now, even after the last 5 years of our politics section, literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen posted on this board in my 15 year history.

Just wait til you get to the rest of the thread.

You’ll see a nice little primer on the danger of ouija boards and a poster who’d like to use a similar curse to slow the unstoppable force that is Purdue athletics.

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Darkside wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

This is now, even after the last 5 years of our politics section, literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen posted on this board in my 15 year history.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

This is now, even after the last 5 years of our politics section, literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen posted on this board in my 15 year history.

Just wait til you get to the rest of the thread.

You’ll see a nice little primer on the danger of ouija boards and a poster who’d like to use a similar curse to slow the unstoppable force that is Purdue athletics.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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HawaiiYou wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.



you should not mess w/ that kind of stuff. isn't it a general rule that if you put a curse/hex on anything that it comes back on you 3 times fold.

this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

and why do it on something so insignificant like a baseball team, makes no sense.

Dear God.

What is happening around here?

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HawaiiYou wrote:
this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

:lol:


it's no laughing matter. knew a guy who has been haunted by a demon his entire life. and it owned his father too. he did some research and found out like his great great grandfather in the early 1900s murdered a man and that family put a diabolic hex on him . That a demon would haunt their families first born for generations to eternity. No way to get that shit off.

Dangerous shit i'm telling you. never dabble in this kind of stuff. and avoid Ouija boards, they are the worst.

Wow.

I'm surprised people ike you have the brains to piss without wetting the front of your jeans.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

This is now, even after the last 5 years of our politics section, literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen posted on this board in my 15 year history.

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It's in the team picture.

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