love the fact dipshit was the final out

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Imagine if Donaldson would have stayed on the Cucks. Perfect villain.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

this team is gonna be awesome when they come back.

At the end of this game, we had a Triple-A outfield: Goodwin, Hamilton, & Engel.

Hard to believe we scored 9 runs still. Now add Eloy and Roberts back in to the mix.

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I thought he was safe.

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all these late-innin' pitchers worked slowly tonight. What the hell. Couldnt throw strikes.

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We?!? You are not a Sox fan.

This is starting to be like the second half of '83. Winnin' Ugly!

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

That just reminded me of a flight to New York in June of 83 when the guy next to me only wanted to talk about the deflating Cubbies. And didn't want to hear about the Sox.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It's simply amazing how many times this has happened. Early on this wasn't the case, but it seems since mid-May that for every "WTF" move Tony makes, 8 of 10 end up working out.

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I don't get why Sheets is hitting 2, or Goodwin is hitting 4.

Who cares, its working.

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Just saw the videos highlites. It was indeed a towering line drive.

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The Sheets thing almost worked. He ripped one that fell about an inch foul and another that just went straight to Correa. Goodwin kept the line moving when he had to.

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"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

Imagine gloating about leading a division that is the worst in baseball history

The winner of the 2006 NL Central won the whole thing.

So it's possible.

C'mon Zack, not this shit again.

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Nice on Cease to get around the bullshit from Collins.

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"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

Cease is not looking great tonight. Gonna be a battle, I hope he can give the Sox at least five.

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"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

Speed and baserunning forcing a comedy of Twins errors.

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"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

Cease and Keuchel have really regressed.

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I know they don't want to be desperate but the need for middle relief is overwhelming.

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"Yes, I would just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back."

That's enough for tonight.

Send relief help please.

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Cease in particular. He seems to be way more of a heas case than Kopech ever was.

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Yeah it's just back to the inconsistency with Cease. And that's not someone you can trust come playoff time.

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7-2

I believe his spin rate has declined since the ban on something.

Cease and Keuchel are one time through the order pitchers right now.

I'd love to unload Dallas in the off season. One year and an option left at a reasonable cost.

At the very least, the team better depress his IP so that option doesn't kick in

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Pretty shitty game last nite, but honestly losing game 1 on Monday bothers me more than yesterday did.

Should be a fun series this weekend. Taking 2 of 3 would be wonderful. Milwaukee has some pitching.

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