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2021 ALDS Game Five in Person Report - Cancelled?
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Author:  One Post [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:40 pm ]
Post subject:  2021 ALDS Game Five in Person Report - Cancelled?
Earlier today I received an email from the Astros telling me there will be no ALDS game five. I immediately called the ticket office to let them know they were wrong. They insisted they were right.

I told them that good dolphin, Brick, Ryan Tepera and others have assured me that game five would happen because among other things:

1. The Astros are scared
2. Bummer is the best pitcher in the series
3. The Astros can’t hit on the road.

I even showed them screenshots from this place as evidence that there will be a game five. Alas they showed me a vid of the Astros spraying champagne all over Comiskey Park. I think they are just happy to be returning to Houston, the greatest city of all, but maybe it is something else. I will investigate further and update tomorrow.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:43 pm ]
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You've had better efforts
Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:45 pm ]
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Houston is literally the ugliest and trashiest city in the country. Filled with the fattest people. The last one is s proven fact.
Author:  veganfan21 [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:45 pm ]
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I'd give the effort 2.5 trashcan lids out of 5.

Best of luck, Astros*
Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:51 pm ]
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One Post wrote:
Earlier today I received an email from the Astros telling me there will be no ALDS game five. I immediately called the ticket office to let them know they were wrong. They insisted they were right.

I told them that good dolphin, Brick, Ryan Tepera and others have assured me that game five would happen because among other things:

1. The Astros are scared
2. Bummer is the best pitcher in the series
3. The Astros can’t hit on the road.

I even showed them screenshots from this place as evidence that there will be a game five. Alas they showed me a vid of the Astros spraying champagne all over Comiskey Park. I think they are just happy to be returning to Houston, the greatest city of all, but maybe it is something else. I will investigate further and update tomorrow.


Altuve in particular seemed to have a hard time hitting today .
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:53 pm ]
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Silent after game 3 to show up again now?

Even ltg isnt this big of a bbitch
Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:06 pm ]
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2005.

Go win a non-tainted World Series and then talk.
Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:09 pm ]
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I wish there was a game 5. Houston could use it to help pay back all the FEMA money they get.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:10 pm ]
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One Post wrote:
Earlier today I received an email from the Astros telling me there will be no ALDS game five. I immediately called the ticket office to let them know they were wrong. They insisted they were right.

I told them that good dolphin, Brick, Ryan Tepera and others have assured me that game five would happen because among other things:

1. The Astros are scared
2. Bummer is the best pitcher in the series
3. The Astros can’t hit on the road.

I even showed them screenshots from this place as evidence that there will be a game five. Alas they showed me a vid of the Astros spraying champagne all over Comiskey Park. I think they are just happy to be returning to Houston, the greatest city of all, but maybe it is something else. I will investigate further and update tomorrow.

This is a absolute tutorial in trolling. :lol:
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:12 pm ]
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I did it first and better

Now fetch when I throw the stick
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:15 pm ]
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Its a tutorial in being a complete bbitch.

Guy makes five baseball posts all year, then tucks tail when his team loses a game. You dont see dolphin disappear from the Cubs section like that.
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:32 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
You've had better efforts

Yeah this was on par with the game 1 dogshit.
Author:  One Post [ Tue Oct 12, 2021 8:29 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
You've had better efforts

Yeah this was on par with the game 1 dogshit.


I just wanted to know what it feels like to be a White Sox. Shitty effort and shitty results.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 4:18 am ]
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One Post wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
You've had better efforts

Yeah this was on par with the game 1 dogshit.


I just wanted to know what it feels like to be a White Sox. Shitty effort and shitty results.

Agreed. The White Sox should have beaten the Astros. The White Sox are a better team.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:38 am ]
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Brick wrote:
One Post wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
You've had better efforts

Yeah this was on par with the game 1 dogshit.


I just wanted to know what it feels like to be a White Sox. Shitty effort and shitty results.

Agreed. The White Sox should have beaten the Astros. The White Sox are a better team.

:lol: No, no they aren’t .
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:45 am ]
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Just a bad effort. That was all.
Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:15 am ]
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Brick wrote:
Just a bad effort. That was all.

So you're saying they chose to lose?
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:39 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Brick wrote:
Just a bad effort. That was all.

So you're saying they chose to lose?

I think that’s what One Post is saying.

His Astros were the beneficiaries of a subpar effort by a better team.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:40 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Brick wrote:
Just a bad effort. That was all.

So you're saying they chose to lose?

Ask One Post. He said the White Sox just had a bad effort.
Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:55 am ]
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One Post wrote:
Earlier today I received an email from the Astros telling me there will be no ALDS game five. I immediately called the ticket office to let them know they were wrong. They insisted they were right.

I told them that good dolphin, Brick, Ryan Tepera and others have assured me that game five would happen because among other things:

1. The Astros are scared
2. Bummer is the best pitcher in the series
3. The Astros can’t hit on the road.

I even showed them screenshots from this place as evidence that there will be a game five. Alas they showed me a vid of the Astros spraying champagne all over Comiskey Park. I think they are just happy to be returning to Houston, the greatest city of all, but maybe it is something else. I will investigate further and update tomorrow.


I wrote none of those things. Produce the evidence or correct the record.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 7:59 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
One Post wrote:
Earlier today I received an email from the Astros telling me there will be no ALDS game five. I immediately called the ticket office to let them know they were wrong. They insisted they were right.

I told them that good dolphin, Brick, Ryan Tepera and others have assured me that game five would happen because among other things:

1. The Astros are scared
2. Bummer is the best pitcher in the series
3. The Astros can’t hit on the road.

I even showed them screenshots from this place as evidence that there will be a game five. Alas they showed me a vid of the Astros spraying champagne all over Comiskey Park. I think they are just happy to be returning to Houston, the greatest city of all, but maybe it is something else. I will investigate further and update tomorrow.


I wrote none of those things. Produce the evidence or correct the record.

Me either. I didn't know anything about the Astros at all besides how they cheated and likely continue to cheat and got away with it. I'm a bandwagon White Sox fan since 2005.
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:36 am ]
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When your city's electrical grid collapses again this winter, please start your car in your garage and use the engine exhaust to heat your house.
Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:39 am ]
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No matter how bad the first post was, every reply just makes it better.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:46 am ]
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KDdidit wrote:
No matter how bad the first post was, every reply just makes it better.

Sox fans are nothing but kind to people like One Post.
Author:  One Post [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:47 am ]
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KDdidit wrote:
No matter how bad the first post was, every reply just makes it better.


This man gets it...
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:48 am ]
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One Post wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
No matter how bad the first post was, every reply just makes it better.


This man gets it...

You really showed us!
Author:  BigW72 [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 12:00 pm ]
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One Post wrote:
I just wanted to know what it feels like to be a White Sox. Shitty effort and shitty results.

2005 will show you what shitty effort and shitty results.
Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:06 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
When your city's electrical grid collapses again this winter, please start your car in your garage and use the engine exhaust to heat your house.

:lol: not entirely unreasonable!
Author:  Brick [ Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:16 am ]
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Game 5 report would have been excellent.
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:57 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
When your city's electrical grid collapses again this winter, please start your car in your garage and use the engine exhaust to heat your house.

:lol: not entirely unreasonable!

Now officially endorsed by an HVAC technician
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